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Blue Q

Blue Q gifts are created by talented designers designing the funniest collection of of life-improving, joy-bringing products such as their famous oven mitts, dish towels, hand sanitizers, coin purses, totes, catnip cat toys and candy! It doesn't get much funnier than this!
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    Dog Jokes Gum

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    What do you call a dog wearing a sweater? A chili dog. 🌭 Our Dog Jokes Gum are guaranteed to provide some top-notch, low-brow, pooch humor for dog ...

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    The Dog'll Get It Dish Towel

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    Don't worry about it... I have a dog. You'll keep this The Dog'll Get It Dish Towel clean if you have a dog around... they clean up everything! ...

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    You're Kind Of A Dick Gum

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    For that Dick in your life - and we ain't talkin' about Richard Our vintage-styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun and unexpected gift you can ...

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    I'm Gonna F*ck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt

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    Watch out food, I'm coming for ya. Our creative and witty I'm Gonna F*ck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt is perfect for over-confident chefs...

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    Dogs Are Expensive Coin Purse

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    Dog food, vet bills, matching sweaters for professional holiday photos... The adorableness of our Dogs Are Expensive Coin Purse helps takes the bit...

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    Cat Butt Gum

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    Cute As A Butt-on Gum If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass"...

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    I'm Going To Need You To Cover That In Chocolate Dish Towel

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    So yeah, if you can just go ahead and do that! I'm Going To Need You To Cover That In Chocolate Dish Towel... I understand that it's already chocol...

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    Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Socks

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    Hear ye! Hear ye! Our Ringmaster Of The Shitshow Socks are an open invite to witness, front row, the fiasco known as the amazing... the incredible...

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    The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks

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    [Thrusts middle fingers towards the sky] Embrace the suck with our The Universe is Kind of a Dick Socks! Sure things may look bad now, but bad new...

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    I'll Have to Run That By My Sweatpants Ankle Socks

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    And TBH that's the only running we'll be doing today. Our cheeky I'll Have to Run That By My Sweatpants Ankle Socks silently declares... We don't g...

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    I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby Gum

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    You got a problem with that? I'm not embarrassed, I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby For Some Weason... My fur baby, my soulmate, the love o...

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    B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel

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    BTFU What may be an in-salt to some, our B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel is the perfect gift for the seasoned chef, who uses a heavy do...

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    F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

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     Big Brother (Not) Approved Unlike another press briefing, our talking heads, our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave a good taste in your m...

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    What's It Like Being A Butthead, Butthead? Gum

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    Share your knowledge! I'm not too proud to admit that it takes one to know one. Have you considered writing a book? Our What's It Like Being A Butt...

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    Smells Like Happy Oven Mitt

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    They don't call it comfort food for nothing! Crappy day? Release the kraken dopamine! Reward yourself with some good food and our Smells Like Happy...

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    Some People Just Need A High Five To The Face Gum

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    Some People Just Need a High Five. In the Face. With a Chair. Our cheeky High Five BlueQ gum will help you easily relay your empathy and disdain in...

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    Doggy Bag Handy Lunch Tote

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    Leftovers never looked so... good boy! After an evening of whining and dining, you can playfully bust out our totally fetching Doggy Bag Handy Tote...

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    Rambling, Late-Night Text From Your Cat Catnip Cat Toy

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    They may regret this in the morning... 📱😻 We've all been there... at least once. The urge to purge your feelings in a late night text can be as irr...

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    I Hate You Just Kidding Gum

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    Do you think I'm kidding? Yeah, yeah... wasting time hating someone is like poisoning yourself and expecting the other person to die... or somethin...

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    Horny For Food Oven Mitt

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    Look at me the way you look at that cupcake! Our saucy and swank Horny For Food Oven Mitt is a must for foodies everywhere! The tangerine and pink...

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    People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks

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    Doggone right! It may sound a bit ruff to some, but our People I Want To Meet: Dogs. Socks will make dog people howl with laughter! I talk to my do...

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    Ringmaster Of The Sh*tshow Pencil Case

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    The show must go on!With our amazingly accurate Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case, you can proudly flash your cringe worthy credentials at the...

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