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Cheeky Kumquat

Life is short. Enjoy awesome made in the USA greeting cards from Cheeky Kumquat!

Established  in 2013 with the goal of providing high-quality, light-hearted, locally produced greeting cards. Cheeky Kumquat cards are designed to reflect what people really want to say on any given occasion and are inspired by real life experiences.
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    Balloons and Shit Birthday Card

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    Happy Birthday. Here's your balloon. 🎈 Deliver snarky birthday wishes by way of our ever-so-enthusiastic Balloon and Sh*t Birthday Card. The perfec...

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    Sarcastic Mascara Injury Birthday Card

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    Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's.. ow that frickin' hurt! 🫣 Ahhh.. the joys of getting older! Our hilarious Mascara Injury Birthday Card is a f...

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    Time For Hard Candies Birthday Card

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    From hopscotch to butterscotch... 🛝🍬 It happens in a flash! One minute you're on the playground; the next, you're clipping coupons, grabbing the ea...

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    Welcome to Parenthood Babyproofing Card

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    Nobody puts baby in the corner (near your favorite vase) Hurl a dirty diaper truth bomb at the new parents in the funniest way possible with our We...

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    Serenity Last F*ck Friendship Card

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    Throwing in the towel never felt so good 🧖 Our offbeat Serenity Sympathy Card, perfectly conveys the tranquil feeling one experiences by letting go...

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    Cats & Doilies in Your Future Birthday Card

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    Girl, your future is looking fe-line! 🔮😻 Excellent mews! Using our magical crystal ball, we were to communicate with your Furry Godmother about you...

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    New Parent Conversations Greeting Card

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    Oh boy! (or girl!) Who's got the potty mouth now! 👶💩 Our cheeky New Parent Conversations Greeting Card illuminates a future a parent-to-be cannot e...

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    Trouble Making Teenagers Old Age Birthday Card

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    Those pesky teenagers are up to no good! 👴👵 Welcome family and friends over the hill and onto your front porch to yell at neighborhood kids in your...

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    Sarcastic Welcome to Parenthood! Greeting Card

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    What?! I can't hear you! I'm in the bathroom! Our fantastically sarcastic (and seemingly accurate,) Welcome to Parenthood Greeting Card gives a sne...

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