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Unf*ck Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself Paint Can Candle

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Time to give it another f*cking go.

Present the gift of another chance with our brazenly funny Unfuck Yourself Pain Can Candle! Whatever the occasion may be, this can•dle will create a can•do attitude to seize the day and give yourself another opportunity to fuck things up in an entirely different way (or maybe get it right this time!)

  • Unfuck Yourself Vintage Paint Can Candle
  • Smells like a Morning Do-Over! (notes of freshly brewed coffee and sweet pastries)
  • 12-ounce soy wax candle, hand-poured into a steel paint can, with a handsome retro label that reads: One Super Deluxe Pint of Unfuck Yourself; Check Yourself *Before You* Wreck Yourself
  • Burn time: 50 hours
  • Made in the USA!

Morning Do-Over Scented. This stylish steel paint bucket holds 12 oz or Premium US Soy Wax and measures approximately 3.25 inches in diameter x 3.875 inches tall. Our Can of Whoop Ass Vintage Paint Can Candle is a fun gift idea for drinking buddies and I-don't-do-morning types.