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Calm Your Tits! Bird Mug


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Original price $14.99
Original price $14.99 - Original price $14.99
Original price $14.99
Current price $12.74
$12.74 - $12.74
Current price $12.74

Feeling stressed out? Need a good laugh? This mug is the tits! 🐦

Our naturally punny Calm Your Tits Bird Mug will look great perched on your desk! It’s a flocking hilarious gift for nature lovers, appreciators of wordplay, and dirty birds alike, all in need of some stress-relieving giggles.

  • Calm Your Tits Bird Mug
  • This cheeky design features a sky blue backdrop, and the original gang of angry birds, blue-tit, long-tailed tit, and blue tit, just to name a few.
  • Inside of mug displays a gentle reminder to "CALM YOUR TITS!"
  • This generously sized 14 oz mug is dishwasher and microwave safe!
  • Packaged in an attractive box, ready for gift giving!
  • Remember, coffee in hand is worth 2 at the store!

When times are tough, you need to chill out, take a break and calm your tits! This absurdly birdy and temptingly titillating mug will raise a smile, along with some eyebrows, and help unruffle those feathers!

Our unintentionally fowl-mouthed ceramic mug holds 14 oz. Both dishwasher and microwave safe. The gift box measures approximately 4.75 inches x 4.75 inches x 3.75 inches.