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In desperate need of a fun kitchen makeover? Turn the crappiest kitchen into the happiest kitsch'en (see what we did there?) with our super fun and functional gifts!

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    I'll Feed All You F*ckers Dish Towel

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    Challenge accepted. Game on! 🔥🥩🔥 While the actual game may be playing in the background, the grill master is hard at work cooking up something deli...

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    Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt

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    It sure as hell ain't saffron or paprika, honey. Our Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Oven Mitt is anything but sugar and spice and everything nice...

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    Man With A Pan Oven Mitt

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    A man with a plan pan! Why does "Man With A Pan" sound so concerning at first? Oh that's probably just a personal fear of mine materializing while ...

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    This Is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt

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    You know that meal was f*cking delicious So why not pat yourself on the back with our This is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt! A tasty juxtaposition of...

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    Whatever Happens We're Eating It Oven Mitt

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    Comprendo! As beautifully stated, Whatever Happens We're Eating It! And I dare anyone to argue with me while I'm wearing this mitt. Screen-printe...

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    I'm Gonna F*ck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt

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    Watch out food, I'm coming for ya. Our creative and witty I'm Gonna F*ck This Food Up (In A Good Way) Oven Mitt is perfect for over-confident chefs...

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    Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt

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    Wine and Dine There is truth in wine and our Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt is telling it like it is! Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste w...

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    I Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt

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    The mother of all oven mitts Our disarming and charming, I Love My Asshole Kids. Oven Mitt will hold a special place in your heart, just like you k...

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    You Wanna Piece of This Oven Mitt

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    Go on and take it. Our aggressively coy You Wanna Piece of This Oven Mitt will strike a chord with all of the food pushers out there. We're looking...

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    B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt

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    B*tch is the new black Our B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the non-conforming, sometimes foul-mouthed, matria...

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    I've Got A Knife Oven Mitt

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    For those moments when there are too many cooks in the kitchen Our dead serious I've Got a Knife Oven Mitt has got your back! On the outside, you'...

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    Easy As Pie Is Such A Lie Oven Mitt

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    Who would cook up such a lie... 🤥🥧 Our "Easy As Pie" Is Such A Lie Oven Mitt tosses this well-known analogy into the fire. Just because we make it ...

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    My Favorite Salad Is Wine Oven Mitt

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    Our favorite style of cooking? Oven mitt in one hand, and bottle of vino in the other.Our My Favorite Salad Is Wine Oven Mitt is grape for cooking ...

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    Say No To Salad Oven Mitt

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    When a hog dog talks, you better listen... Why is our Say No To Salad Oven Mitt so brilliant? Because you should never be served a salad without sp...

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    I Hate Everyone Too Oven Mitt

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    Ad-oven-mitt it. You hate them too. We think our I Hate Everyone Too Oven Mitt is just about the greatest gift you can give to your best gossip di...

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    Horny For Food Oven Mitt

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    Look at me the way you look at that cupcake! Our saucy and swank Horny For Food Oven Mitt is a must for foodies everywhere! The tangerine and pink...

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    I'll Bake Love To You Oven Mitt

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    I'll bake love to you, like you want me to... Separate the Boyz from the Men with our I'll Bake Love To You Oven Mitt! Aching for a side of beef? ...

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    Smells Like Happy Oven Mitt

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    They don't call it comfort food for nothing! Crappy day? Release the kraken dopamine! Reward yourself with some good food and our Smells Like Happy...

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    I Want A F*cking Pizza Dish Towel

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    Your prayers have been answered! Our I Want A Fucking Pizza Dish Towel has come down from the heavens and manifested itself into your hot little h...

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    People I Want To Meet: Dogs Dish Towel

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    A doggone good gift for dog lovers! Our totally fetching People I Want To Meet: Dogs Dish Towel puts your true feelings on display without ever hav...

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    I'm Here Because I Eat Food Shopper Tote

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    I'm here for the food... not the conversation Our cheeky I'm Here Because I Eat Food Shopper will get you noticed, but hopefully people will just t...

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    People I Love: Cats. Dish Towel

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    Far superior to paypurrr products. Our hiss-terical People I Love: Cats. Dish Towel just barely scratches the surface of ones pre-fur-ence for cats...

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    Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Those are some super cute tits! Our Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel is a cheeky towel with a pun inspired twist that will have everyone laughing!...

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    Pecker Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    So many peckers! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds totally dirty! Our Pecker Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel, is a bright and stunn...

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    Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel

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    Check out my huge cock towel! We swear that Our Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...

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    Puffer Jacket Drink Cooler

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    Happy Camper? You'd better beer-lieve it! Just when you thought drinking outdoors couldn’t get any more fun, our Puffer Jacket Drink Cooler *poof* ...

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    Lotsa LITES! Flashing Holiday Beverage Bulb

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    'Tis the season to get lit! Because is it even Christmas without a Griswold-worthy light display? Our merry and bright Flashing Holiday Beverage Bu...

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    What A Complete Shit Show Hand Sanitizer

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    It's like... ugh. Don't call our What A Complete Shit Show Hand Sanitizer a little, don't call it a bit. This is one *complete* shit show and it wo...

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    Wake & Bake Mug

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    Start your morning nice and toasty with our Wake and Bake Mug! Getting up in the morning can be so hard... and the best part of waking up is hot ja...

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    Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins

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    Throwback Snack Bag Clips

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    Do you have an insatiable taste for the '80s? Smacking with nostalgia, our Snack Throwback Bag Clips are a totally rad way to keep your chips from ...

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    Potato Clips Bag Clips

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    They're all that and a bag of chips!* The ultimate gift for chip-sters, our Potato Clips Bag Clips will keep your snacks fun and fresh with the aut...

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    Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set

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    Lather, rinse, and f*cking repeat Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with our Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set. Because as you kno...

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    Kitchen Kittens Dish Sponges

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    Paws-itively clean dishes These super cute Kitchen Kittens are here to give your dishes a purr-fect shine! These cute cat sponges sit patiently on ...

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    Washabi Sponges

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    Maki your cleaning routine fun! Doing dishes is a raw deal, so let Washabi Kitchen Sponges help lighten the mood! Each perfectly-paired set includ...

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    #1 Dishwasher Foam Finger Kitchen Sponge

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    Not a fan of doing the dishes?Make household chores a team sport with our #1 Foam Finger Kitchen Sponge! It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it...

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    Dirty Dog Dish Sponge Set

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    Cleaner than having your dog lick the plates! Oh good dirty doggie! Who’s ready for some belly scrubs!? Fred’s adorable Dirty Dog sponge set is rea...

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    The Breakfast Scrub Sponges

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    Join the clean plate club! Rise and shine, it’s time to join the clean plate club! If your sink contains more than a short stack, The Breakfast Scr...

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    Just Ripe Avocado Sponge

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    Avocadon’t get me started about dirty dishes! Holy guacamole, that’s a lot of dishes! Our Just Ripe Avocado Sponge by Fred has three hard-working l...

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    Cat Market Mate Foldable Bag

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    It's the purr-fect fit! This aMeeeeowzing Cat Market Mate Bag is foldable, totable and simply adorable! Using this Cat Market Mate Bag will replace...

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    Spit Shine Llama Duster Mitt

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    A fun solution for your dusty daily dillamas Looking for a housewarming gift that's not llame? Our adorably clever Spit Shine Llama Duster Mitt is ...

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    Dog Toast Lick Mat

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    Anybody want a slobber sandwich? 🐶 Welcome to your new world with our Dog Toast Lick Mat! It's the greatest thing since sliced bread! This innovati...

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    Tweet Treats Bag Clips

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    Stale snacks are for the birds The bird on the street is that there's no better way to seal your snacks than with Tweet Treats. These uniquely desi...

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    Drink Me Light Up Bottle Topper

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    A clear sign to get the party started! Our Drink Me Light Up Bottle Topper is a bright and bubbly drink decoration, fit for the likes of Alice hers...

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    Llama Cleaning Slippers

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    Llama tell you like it is... Your house could use some sprucing, and your soul could use some loosening, so toss on our Llama Cleaning Slippers, an...

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    Taco Truck Taco Holders

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