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In desperate need of a kitchen makeover?  Turn the crappiest kitchen into the happiest kitsch'en (see what we did there?) with our super fun and functional gifts!  
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    Roach Clips Bag Clips

    Fred
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    Our Fred Roach Clips Bag Clips are brand shrieking new for Fall 2018! Eerily realistic these all-purpose spring-loaded bag clips are cleverly desig...

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    Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set

    Fred
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    Lather, rinse, and f*cking repeat Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with our Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set. Because as you kno...

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    Gastronaut Kids Spork

    Fred
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    One small step for mealtime... Just when you thought someone couldn’t improve on the genius that is the spork, in blasts our Gastronaut Kids Spork ...

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    Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel

    Blue Q
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    60 reviews

    I Love Cooking For Those Cute Little Fuckers! Our Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which t...

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    Cakewich Birthday Sandwich Cake Pan

    Fred
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    82 reviews

    Send me to school with this cake sandwich for lunch! Our Cakewich by Fred was so popular and missed that we brought it back! And after all of this ...

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    Fowl Language Bird Mug

    Ginger Fox
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    113 reviews

    Fowl-mouthed fine feathered friends! A best seller! Some of our feathered friends are positively fowl-mouthed and our amusing Fowl Language Mug fea...

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    G-Clamp Bottle Opener

    SuckUK
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    5 reviews

    A good tool for the right job! A traditional heavy cast iron G-Clamp with a (you’ll wonder how you ever lived with this feature before) bottle op...

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    No One Wants To Watch You Eat That Banana Dish Towel

    Blue Q
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    60 reviews

    Our straight-shootin' No One Wants To Watch You Eat That Banana Dish Towel will help your dirty mind keep the kitchen clean! A cheeky piece of kitc...

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    Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel

    Blue Q
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    60 reviews

    Watch out for your ankles! Our Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel is coming right for ya, and will keep you on your toes in the kitchen! Would you ju...

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    Say No To Salad Oven Mitt

    Blue Q
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    95 reviews

    When a hog dog talks, you better listen... Why is our Say No To Salad Oven Mitt so brilliant? Because you should never be served a salad without sp...

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    I Love My Asshole Kids Oven Mitt

    Blue Q
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    91 reviews

    The mother of all oven mitts Our disarming and charming, I Love My Asshole Kids. Oven Mitt will hold a special place in your heart, just like you k...

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    You're Doing F*cking Great! Woven Dish Towel

    Blue Q
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    3 reviews

    An f'n fantastic pick-me-up gift for the kitchen! Inspire confidence and encourage laughter with our You're Doing Fucking Great! Woven Dish Towel! ...

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    Buffalo Plaid Flannel Jacket Beverage Holder

    Puffin
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    Timbrrr! Keep your beer fashionably cool in the The Paul Bunyan of Koozies! Our Buffalo Plaid Flannel Jacket Beverage Koozie will quickly become th...

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    Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser

    Fred
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    Our Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser will help brew the purrrfect cup of tea! Just fill this adorable kitty shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose t...

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    Flipside Reversible Dishwasher Sign

    Fred
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    30 reviews

    Sorry We're Dirty / Come In We're Clean Magnets... how do they work? They're magic! What we do know is that they keep our super retro styled Flip...

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    I Go All The Way Dish Towel

    Blue Q
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    The double entendre of our I Go All The Way Dish Towel is nearly as satisfying as a double hot fudge sundae with a cherry (and a pound of gummies) ...

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    Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt

    Blue Q
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    Wine and Dine There is truth in wine and our Oops, I'm Drunk Oven Mitt is telling it like it is! Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste w...

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    Avocado Market Mate Foldable Bag

    Fred
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    Less talk, more guac! Everyone will be saying chip, chip, hooray because our Avocado Market Mate Bag is foldable, totable and simply adorable! Usin...

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    Llama Market Mate Foldable Bag

    Fred
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    No drama with this llama! Shopping can be no prob-llama because this Llama Market Mate Bag is foldable, totable and simply adorable! Using this Lla...

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    Muffin In A Mug

    Ginger Fox
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    Let's get baked! Simply add the ingredients into our Muffin In A Mug, cook in a microwave and feast on a banana and chocolate chip muffin within mi...

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    B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt

    Blue Q
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    B*tch is the new black Our B*tches Get Stuff Done Oven Mitt is the perfect kitchen accessory for the non-conforming, sometimes foul-mouthed, matria...

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    Corgi Butt Bottle Opener

    BigMouth Toys
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    Butt I'm feeling corgeous! Our Corgi Butt Bottle Opener is a hilarious choice when you’re looking to add a wall mounted opener to your home bar. Yo...

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    Dirty Dog Dish Sponge Set

    Fred
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    Cleaner than having your dog lick the plates! Oh good dirty doggie! Who’s ready for some belly scrubs!? Fred’s adorable Dirty Dog sponge set is rea...

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    Stack Of Buttered Pancakes Sticker

    Shop Emily M
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    Hotcakes for dinner? You'd butter believe it! Our flippin' cute Stack Of Buttered Pancakes Sticker celebrates this beloved breakfast food. A white ...

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    Mini Beer Can Sticker

    Shop Emily M
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    And the Blue Ribbon goes to... Our happy-go-lucky Mini Beer Can Sticker! Leaving his hometown of Milwaukee, Wisconsin behind... this little fella i...

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    In Stitches Bag Clips

    Fred
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    Binge, clip, repeat These hilarious In Stitches Bag Clips are for the subversive snackers that like a little stitchin' in their kitchen. Go ahead a...

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    Just Ripe Avocado Sponge

    Fred
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    Avocadon’t get me started about dirty dishes! Holy guacamole, that’s a lot of dishes! Our Just Ripe Avocado Sponge by Fred has three hard-working l...

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    Mix Stix Drumstick Kitchen Spoons

    Fred
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    Get with the beat! Every kitchen has it's own rhythm and hum, and now you can play along. Mix Stix Drumstick Kitchen Spoons are classic indispensa...

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    Mix Tapes Sponges

    Fred
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    Glisten to the music Our vintage-styled Mix Tapes sponges will help you face the music so you won’t get wound up about doing the dishes! You can ...

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    Doggy Bag Handy Lunch Tote

    Blue Q
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    Leftovers never looked so... good boy! After an evening of whining and dining, you can playfully bust out our totally fetching Doggy Bag Handy Tote...

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    Beer Pretzel Bottle Opener + Chip Clip

    Fred
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    Knot your average bottle opener! Salty snacks and beer are a match made in heaven. That's why our Beer Pretzel is so perfect - it's the bottle open...

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    I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt

    Blue Q
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    Hungry? Embracing the challenges of fatherhood our I'll Feed All You F*ckers Oven Mitt is a nod to the king of the BBQ! What's that? You brought so...

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    Under The Tea Seahorse Infuser

    Fred
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    185 reviews

    Is this the real life? Is this just fanta-sea? We are not squiding you right now! It's o-fish-al! Although totally silly and completely adorable...

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    Get Ready to Undo Your Pants Oven Mitt

    Blue Q
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    93 reviews