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In desperate need of a kitchen makeover?  Turn the crappiest kitchen into the happiest kitsch'en (see what we did there?) with our super fun and functional gifts!  
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    Good Measure Hangover Recipe Glass

    Fred
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    For your favorite party animal! Bottoms up to good times and quality remedies for high-quality hangovers! Introducing our good looking (even in th...

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    Doggy Bag Handy Lunch Tote

    Blue Q
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    Leftovers never looked so... good boy! After an evening of whining and dining, you can playfully bust out our totally fetching Doggy Bag Handy Tote...

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    Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel

    Blue Q
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    Watch out for your ankles! Our Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel is coming right for ya, and will keep you on your toes in the kitchen! Would you ju...

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    Koala-Tea Infuser

    Fred
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    For a koala-fied cuppa Sit back, relax and enjoy some quality time with this Koala-Tea Infuser. Fill his little belly with loose tea leaves, hang h...

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    Eat Up, B*tches Woven Dish Towel

    Blue Q
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    Serve up some snark with our Eat Up, Bitches Woven Dish Towel! You've got a fiery disposition, so why not add personality (and trashing talking) t...

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    Clusterf*ck Dish Towel

    Blue Q
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    60 reviews

    Embrace the almighty and apparently unavoidable clusterfuck with our Blue Q Clusterf*ck Dish Towel. Whether that clusterfuck refers to your disaste...

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    No One Wants To Watch You Eat That Banana Dish Towel

    Blue Q
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    60 reviews

    Our straight-shootin' No One Wants To Watch You Eat That Banana Dish Towel will help your dirty mind keep the kitchen clean! A cheeky piece of kitc...

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    Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel

    Blue Q
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    60 reviews

    I Love Cooking For Those Cute Little Fuckers! Our Cute Little F*ckers Woodland Creature Dish Towel is like the center of a Venn diagram, in which t...

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    Tweet Treats Bag Clips

    Fred
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    Stale snacks are for the birds The bird on the street is that there's no better way to seal your snacks than with Tweet Treats. These uniquely desi...

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    The CrunchCup XL

    CrunchCup
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    It's better than spooning! No spoon, no bowl... it's cereal on the go! Grab a few CrunchCups for your cereal obsessed family! Hasta la vista soggy ...

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    I Want A Burrito Dish Towel

    Blue Q
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    60 reviews

    Burrito heaven I want a burrito to tuck me in gently into its warm beans and "Rest here my child be at peace now." When it comes to dream burritos...

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    I'll Bake Love To You Oven Mitt

    Blue Q
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    I'll bake love to you, like you want me to... Separate the Boyz from the Men with our I'll Bake Love To You Oven Mitt! Aching for a side of beef? ...

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    This Is My Protest Dish Towel

    Blue Q
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    An exceptionally fun way to voice your dishdisapproval Say it loud and proud with our This Is My Protest Dish Towel! You can start by protesting ma...

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    Congratulations, You Turned My Kitchen Into A Shithole Dish Towel

    Blue Q
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    60 reviews

    Put your shit in the sink! Dripping with sarcasm and spilled drinks our Congratulations, You Turned My Kitchen into a Shithole Dish Towel is not me...

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    Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel

    Sarah Edmonds Illustration
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    Check out my huge cock towel! We swear that Our Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...

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    G-Clamp Bottle Opener

    SuckUK
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    A good tool for the right job! A traditional heavy cast iron G-Clamp with a (you’ll wonder how you ever lived with this feature before) bottle op...

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    Booby Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

    Sarah Edmonds Illustration
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    54 reviews

    Look at these boobies! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds inappropriate at first! Our Booby Bird Fowl Language Kitchen Dish Towel,...

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    This Is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt

    Blue Q
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    95 reviews

    You know that meal was f*cking delicious So why not pat yourself on the back with our This is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt! A tasty juxtaposition of...

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    My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel

    Blue Q
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    Because it's important to know when to stop, and just throw in the (dish) towel.Our My Safe Word Is Takeout Dish Towel addresses a serious(ly funny...

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    I'm Here Because I Eat Food Shopper Tote

    Blue Q
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    I'm here for the food... not the conversation Our cheeky I'm Here Because I Eat Food Shopper will get you noticed, but hopefully people will just t...

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    Hang In There Kitten Mug

    Fred
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    Hang in there, kitty! Motivation is on its way with our adorable Hang in There Mug! It happily delivers a large helping of nostalgia, cuteness, a...

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    Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel

    Blue Q
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    We've cooked up a deliciously fun gift for the sassy cook.Our delightfully distasteful Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen Dish Towel is just what the c...

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    Polar Bear Hands Oven Mitts

    Fred
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    RRRRAWRRR! Now, you can grab that baked Alaska with your bare Bear Hands! Ba dum tssshhh. Place our impawssibly cute Bear Hands Oven Mitts over y...

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    Giant Ice Pop Cooler Bag

    BigMouth Toys
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    Keep em cool in red, white, and blue Our totally sweet and patriotic Giant Ice Pop Cooler Bag is perfect for picnics, tailgating, trips to the shor...

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    Slow Brew Sloth Tea Infuser

    Fred
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    Relax with your Sunday None-Day Spirit Animal When you want to take life slow and hang out with a cup of tea, our Slow Brew Sloth Tea Infuser is ha...

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    Hot Cocoa Bomb Molds

    Unknown Vendor
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    DIY Hot Chocolate Bombs! Did somebody say Boozy Hot Chocolate Bombs? Yes, please! Endless possibilities await when you have our Hot Cocoa Bomb Mold...

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    Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser

    Fred
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    Our Purr Tea Kitty Cat Infuser will help brew the purrrfect cup of tea! Just fill this adorable kitty shaped tea infuser with your favorite loose t...

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    Hot Dog Tea Infuser

    Fred
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    Hot diggity dog! Our Hot Dog Tea Infuser has turned out to be our mug’s best friend! Simply fill this adorable dachshund-shaped tea infuser with yo...

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    Mystery Missions Dinner Party Coasters

    Ginger Fox
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    Like a spy, all night long Our top-secret Mystery Missions Coasters challenges will bring any party to life. All you have to do is complete your hi...

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    Stack Of Buttered Pancakes Sticker

    Shop Emily M
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    Hotcakes for dinner? You'd butter believe it! Our flippin' cute Stack Of Buttered Pancakes Sticker celebrates this beloved breakfast food. A white ...

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    The Dog'll Get It Dish Towel

    Blue Q
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    60 reviews

    Don't worry about it... I have a dog. You'll keep this The Dog'll Get It Dish Towel clean if you have a dog around... they clean up everything! ...

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    Army Man Bottle Opener

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