Come one, come all! 🎪💩 Our hilariously inviting Welcome to The Shit Show Pen Set is the perfect gift for those going through some sh*t! Because fin...

Share them with fellow plant enthusiasts! Are you a proud plant enthusiast? Then these pens are perfect for you! Express your love for plants with ...

Neurodivergent Super Powers! Showcase your unique perspective with our Neurodivergent Shit Pen Set! Designed for those who march to the beat of a ...

Desk Space Invaders Don't let your paper clips get lost in the black hole of your desk drawer. Our Flying "Filing" Saucer paperclip holder magnetic...

Stressed out? You knead to try our Giant Stress Ball! For those moments when you feel like ringing someones neck, just grab this giant squishy ball...

Bubble Gum Scented! Before you blow up over a stressful situation, or blow things out of proportion, grab a hold of our super satisfying Giant Gumb...

The funniest sensory desk toy for kids and adults alike! Dig into a squishy, Root Beer-scented "dirt" and uncover hidden treasures like trash, recy...

Always dour in the shower Sunny The Happy Blobfish is ready to be your new best friend. He's made of TPR (ThermoPlastic Rubber) and is really stret...

Behold the calming paw-ers of the Chonker. Does work get you feline like a bit of a sourpuss? World events got your tail in a twist? Then, it's abo...

A 1970's pop culture baby book? Mikey likes it! 🥣👦 From the ultimate Brady Bunch blended family to the Partridge Family, our First 100 Words From t...

A totally rad pop 1980s culture primer for babies! 👶🕶️ Ditch that torn and tired book of ABC's. Pop the collar of that polo shirt, slip on your Ra...

This baby book is so phat! It's all that, and a bag of chips! 🤙👶 The ultimate 1990's pop culture primer for babies, our First 100 Words From the 90...

New parent? Qapla'! Help your little one learn their first words and a new language with this out-of-this-world first words book! Our Star Trek: ...

So, you've got a kid, and you need a book. Who ya gonna call? Our Ghostbusters: Book of Shapes Board Book! Kiddos will enjoy learning basic shapes ...

E.T. phone home! ☎️🌕🚴 With our retro-fun and engaging E.T.'s First Words Spinner Board Book, you can join everyone’s favorite extra-terrestrial as ...

No fucks. Our Pencils For Zero Fucks are perfect for when you just don't have any fucks to give anymore. You're so over it... you can't even. This ...

The coffee pot, that is. Coffee lovers, teachers, college students, parents, to-do-listers... our Addicted To The Pot Pencil Set is just what you o...

5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Math off! Space Stationery Preparing you with the astronaut's essentials for school. Interlocking pens, pencils and giant eraser!...

I hope my assignment isn't this big! It's our Giant Pencil! The greatest feature is that it's a real pencil! And in that capacity, it functions...

Kitschy camper for your crayons! Simply assemble and you're ready to park our retro-styled Happy Camper Pencil Holder on your desk. Toss in your ...