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Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

by Blue Q
166 reviews
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Original price $6.99 - Original price $6.99
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Current price $6.99
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $5.95 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

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Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $5.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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Attention all Congressmen, Senators, heads of production companies... Where you put your hands is none of our business, unless it is on someone else! We've become quite concerned when you involve other people, though. Handshakes, high-fives and thumb wars are dangerous to the rest of us unless the #1 After-Genital-Contact Hand Sanitizer has been used.

Maybe you touched your genitals, okay most likely considering what we've been seeing on the news... Maybe your co-worker did before they handed you your cup of coffee. Either way, be prepared with our Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Liquid Hand Sanitizer.

Our 2 ounce non-lubricating formula kills 99.99% of germs and the dreaded cootie virus on contact, smells like innocence, and is fortified with moisturizing extracts of Aloe Vera!

Bottle measures 4.25 inches tall x 1.75 inches wide. 2oz.

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