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A Candle For The Cool Aunt

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Dive into a World of Saucy Secrets!

Ah, the Cool Aunt - she’s the embodiment of sass, wine, and all things divine. Remember those tipsy heart-to-hearts at family gatherings, where you’d innocently sit down for a chit-chat and end up learning more than you bargained for? This is THAT in a candle.

Drunk on life specifics:

  • Scent: Smells like wine breath and inappropriate conversation. And finding out all of the juicy family secrets.
  • Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz.
  • Burn Time: Up to 60 hours of scandalous revelations.

Fragrance Profile:

  • Top Note: Sweet Cantaloupe, hinting at fresh gossip just ripe for the picking.
  • Heart Note: Fresh Peach, embodying the lush and vivacious spirit of your cool aunt's anecdotes.
  • Base Note: Juicy Fruit, a tantalizing aroma that'll have you leaning in for more of those family tales.

Light up this candle, and you won’t just be filling your room with a delightful fragrance; you'll be immersing yourself in an experience that echoes those absolutely insane, heartwarming, and slightly embarrassing tales from your coolest family member. Enjoy the essence of the Cool Aunt - unfiltered, unapologetic, and absolutely unforgettable.