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Happy Golden Years Golden Girls Greeting Card


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Everything is coming up Rose’s

Take the sting out of turning another year older, with our Happy Golden Years Card! How could you possibly have a bad day with Rose Nyland wishing you a happy birthday?

The mere sight of her angelic face conjures up outlandish stories from St. Olaf, followed by impeccably timed sarcastic remarks from Dorthy, a random account of one of Blanche's sexcapades, and the unfiltered brutal humor of Sophia, aged like a fine Sicilian wine.

  • And epic retirement or birthday card for Golden Girls fans of all ages
  • Inside Message: Wishing you much joy, laughter and good times.
  • Eco-friendly
  • Made in the USA

Dumb-founded by our Golden Girl loving staff, this card will stand the test of time, just like our beloved Betty White.

Locally printed on recycled paper from an FSC-certified mill with soy-based inks Includes one A2 folded card and one ecru euro flap envelope. Our Happy Golden Years Golden Girls Greeting Card measures approximately 5.5 inches tall x 4.25 inches wide (folded).