Birthday Cards + Gifts

The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The Circle Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift g...

Happy Birthday! Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers Celebrate in style with Happy Birthday! Party Time Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers. These s...

Got a grumpy old man? Like we needed to be told you're grumpy! Your complaining is funny but neverending! Grumpy runs in my family... how about y...

Self-reflection is a doozy! 🪞🫣 Looking back on your angst-filled, rebellious teenage years may fill you with cherished memories, cringe, and a heal...

Get me my glasses and an ibuprofen... I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies... Getting older is actually pretty cool with all of the l...

I many even go for seconds... Our You Can Have Your Cake And Eat It Too!!! After All It's Your Fucking Birthday Card perfectly defines that strong ...

Welcome to the beginning of the end Send our Wow You're Pretty Fucking Old Birthday Card to laugh and celebrate another year of aging! This works g...

And the award for "Didn't Die This Past Year" goes to... Whoever you think would get the biggest laugh from our hilariously snarky Happy Birthday A...

Sometimes getting old really blows! The hilarious Blow Out The Candles Before They Singe Our Chin Hairs Off is the perfect birthday card to show yo...

We wish you a Happy (1980's style) Birthday! Get a whiff of these smelly Happy Birthday, whipped cream-scented stickers! Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky St...

Out Of This World! Our Astronaut Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwich takes the ice cream you know and love, and with the power of freeze-drying to create a ...

So Baaaaaaa'd it's good! 🎂🐐 Don't goat there? Oh, we went there. Wish your bestie a happy plucking birthday with this hilarious greeting. A fun way...

My love of food stopped me from going pro! Give your friend this humorous Oh Shit! Has Anyone Seen My Hopes + Dreams Greeting Card featuring a woma...

Who are you calling old? Birthday grrrrrl, you're barking up the wrong tree! Extremely pup-ular amongst dog lovers, our You're Not Old You're Vinta...

Not Gonna Melt! Our fascinating Astronaut Neapolitan Ice Cream Sandwich is a tasty snack that anyone can enjoy, whether you’re out exploring the ga...

Ready to get fish tanked? No accomplishment is o-fish-al until you’ve had a chance to celebrate with cocktails! Better get your drinking flippers o...

I'm actually feeling much better This delightful and macabre Good News, You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card is reminding us to always look at the bri...

Polish them boots and get ready for a Dolly-rific birthday blast! Yeehaw! Saddle up, birthday darlin', 'cause this Dolly Happy Birthday Darlin' Car...

There’s no reigning you in! ✨🌈🦄✨ If you love it as a compliment when friends call you weird- you’ll identify with this card (and quite possibly a...

It's time to raise the woof! 🐶🎉 Are you looking for a birthday card that speaks to the heart of your favorite dog-loving, anti-people person? Look ...

The gift your cat thought you kneaded 😸🤍 Celebrating the joys of pet parenthood our Cat Hairball Birthday Greeting offers a gut-wrenching, heartfel...

Holey crap. Crocs are still a thing? The quest to find the birthday card can be treacherous. Shoes wisely! Flip your Crocs into sports mode and ven...

Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Mister Rogers always had a nice way to say everything and anything! Send a birthday greeting with our Mister ...