Dang! Anti-Profanity Candle
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.
Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.
Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.
We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)
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Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.
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Alaska + Hawaii
We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.
Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.
60 Day Returns
Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!
If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Curse it all to heck!
We try not to swear, but DANG! Our country-fresh Anti-Profanity Candle sure smells good! Sometimes one just needs to let loose and use some strong language to express themselves. Don't y'all agree?
Looking for a way to greet the new neighbors, but all out of peach cobbler? Don't pitch a hissy fit! This candle is a dang good substitute for classic southern hospitality!
- Dang! Anti Profanity Candle
- Country Fresh Scent - Butter AND Margarine
- 12 ounces of premium soy wax in an iconic steel paint can
- Dressed in a mid-century styled advertising label featuring a county-fair style award ribbon that reads "Pee Paw's Country Style DANG! I Can't Believe It's Not a Soy Wax Candle!"
- Burn time is approximately 50+ hours.
- Hand-poured in the USA!
Country Fresh Scent "Butter AND Margarine." High-grade soy wax, hand-poured by the folks at Whiskey River located in Newark, Ohio, USA. This darn fine-looking steel paint bucket holds 12 oz and measures approximately 3.25 inches in diameter x 3.9 inches tall. Darn-tootin' our Dang! Anti-Profanity Candle is a sarcastic gift for the consummate potty mouth.