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Gosh Darnit! Anti Profanity Candle

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Current price $15.99

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Doggone it! What the flipping heck!

Our Gosh Darnit Anti-Profanity Candle is so frickin' cute that it may make us want to give up cursing for good! And that's saying a helluva lot!

The day has come. You once identified with the mischievous and carefree Dennis the Menace, but seemingly overnight, you've morphed into the cranky next-door neighbor, Mr. Wilson. Seeing things from his side of the hill, or errrr... fence, certainly changes your perspective!

  • Gosh Darnit! Anti-Profanity Candle
  • Silent Spring Scent (Freshly Cut Grass)
  • Iconic steel paint can, containing 12 ounces of high-quality soy wax 
  • Dressed in a quirky mid-century-styled label that reads "NEW & IMPROVED Gosh Darnit STAY OFF MY LAWN, YOU DANG KIDS I just sprayed the roundup."
  • This can-dle has a burn time of approximately 50+ hours.
  • Hand-poured in the USA!

Silent Spring Scent, aka Freshly Cut Grass. Premium soy wax, hand-poured by the fun-loving Whiskey River residing in Newark, Ohio, USA. This darn fine-looking steel paint bucket holds 12 oz and measures approximately 4 inches tall x 3.25 inches in diameter. Darn-tootin' our Gosh Darnit! Anti-Profanity Candle is a damn good way to troll your suburban-living, filthy-mouthed best friend.