Congratulations are in order! Our sassy Congratulations On Your New Home, And Your Old Furniture! Greeting Card relishes the truth that we've all h...

Hammy be hamming it up Ham-stirring the pot, like only a chubby hamster can, our You're the Shit Card Compliment + Thank You Card, delivers a hot s...

Take a moment to paws... Cat paws and kitty beans are awesome and so is whoever you send this You're Pawsome Greeting Card! It will keep them stayi...

It's a mini block party! Stay well-connected through the distance, and send awesome birthday wishes with our colorful Interlocking Bricks Birthday ...

Save some happiness for the rest of us, okay? Have a friend who's rocking a new job, a new relationship, or some other awesome life achievement? We...

You can do it! Maybe? Are you tired of all those generic, cheerleader-style cards blabber on about 'go for it' and 'reach for the stars'? Well, hol...

OMG Becky, look how smug that star is! Our Shoot For The Stars Because They Are So Twinkly And Smug Greeting Card is a fantastic and fun way to sen...

Whatever their achievement, we’re sure that shits gonna be ballin’! 🟤🪲 Looking for a cheeky way to send congratulations? Our Holy Shitballs Greeti...

It's a bird... it's a plane... it's a hippo-party-mus! Featuring a cute floating hippopotamus our adorable Hippo Hip Hip Hooray Card is for any occ...

Ready to get fish tanked? No accomplishment is o-fish-al until you’ve had a chance to celebrate with cocktails! Better get your drinking flippers o...

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Now with 30% more whoop! Unleash some serious encouragement with our Whoop-Ass Card! Send to a friend so they can crack upon a can of whoop ass, as...

Congratulations for getting off the couch and helping 🧺 Dripping with sarcasm and nostalgia, our Completed Basic Household Task Award Ribbon is the...

You Goal Girl! Bringing new life to the phrase - over the hill - our Hill of Achievement Congratulations Card is the perfect card to give mad props...

Way to keep leveling up! 🤩🕹️ Humorously celebrate all of life's achievements, successes with our feel-good Winning At Life Award Ribbon! It's a fun...

I'm sure everything will be fine Our celebratory Congratulations On Your Murder Home Housewarming Card is the perfect card for your friends and fam...

You are a f'ing rock star in my book! Send our I Am Soooo Fucking Proud of You Greeting Card to let some know how serious you are about how you pro...

You thought I was going to say shut the f*ck up! Shout your excitement at someone with a totally sassy and fowl language innuendo. Made in the USA...

Nope. Gave the last one away! Our Gave My Last Fuck Sticker Card is for that friend who effortlessly navigates the tumultuous sea of life without s...