F*ck Off Garden Gnome
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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)
Get off my lawn!
Whether your problem is squirrels, birds, or those menacing neighborhood kids, our Fuck Off Garden Gnome with both middle fingers in the air, will get your message across without having to utter a single fucking word.
- Fuck Off Middle Finger Garden Gnome
- Pissed off gnome giving the double bird salute
- He may not be HOA friendly, but he surely does not give a flying fuck
- Constructed of durable cast resin, he's ready to flick off annoyances year-round no matter how shitty the weather
- Measures 8.5 inches tall
Made of durable cast resin, this garden gnome is primed for outdoor or indoor use all year round. Measures approximately 6.1 inches deep x 5.3 wide x 8.7 inches tall. Our highly irritated Fuck Off Garden Gnome is ready to rumble!
Kwirkworks: F*ck Off Garden Gnome
