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Get Well Greeting Cards

Whether it's due to the stomach flu, or from indulging in too much Chipotle and tequila the night before, we're sure you'll find the perfect funny Get Well Card to make sure your friend's sense of humor stays healthy! Shop our unique collection of hilarious, feel-good, get-well cards, all created by outstanding small businesses!

Get Well Greeting Cards

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    May These Crystals Heal The Sh*t Out Of You Greeting Card

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    Holy shit, I can feel it! Send our May These Crystals Heal The Shit Out Of You Greeting Card to any friend who isn't feeling well or needs some pos...

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    To My Parent On The Loss Of Their Password Card

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    Do you have a parent that suffers from password amnesia? Lost passwords? Oh, they're just our parents' secret way of keeping us entertained! Presen...

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    Stay Positive Encouragement Card

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    You're doing AHHHH-MAZING! 🦀 Make them giggle and feel supported with our Stay Positive Greeting Card! Featuring a hilarious illustration of a seag...

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    Everything is Garbage Greeting Card

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    Everything's coming up roses garbage Our wonderfully pithy Everything is Garbage Card is the perfect combination of cute and cranky. This perky li...

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    Heal At Your Own Rate Get Well Card

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    Heal at your own rate, superstar! Our snarky Heal At Your Own Rate Get Well Card is the card that finally understands that recovery isn't a race, i...

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    F*ck! Crocodile Encouragement Card

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    In a while crocodile This chompy Fuck! Crocodile Encouragement Card kind of gets right to the point. Obviously something just grazed or bumped the ...

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    The Hardest Days Of The Week Encouragement Card

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    This card will leave them in stitches Our cheeky First Seven Days Are Hardest Greeting is a clever sympathy card for somebody who looks like they'v...

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