For F*ck's Sake Anniversary Card

Modern Printed MatterSKU: CARD-7992

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This is not a swan (swan) song

Whether you're delighted or dismayed by the event, our snarky For Fuck's Sake Seagull Anniversary Card has got you covered! (and by covered we don't mean like a car parked in the shade of a tree covered in bird poop kinda way - or perhaps maybe we do)

  • Front of card: For fuck's sake, you're still together?
  • Inside of card: Happy Anniversary
  • Design: A shocked/sarcastic seagull commenting on the relationship status of two swans who appear to still be deeply in love.
  • Printed on heavy 100% PCW recycled paper (no new trees)
  • 100% recycled brown kraft envelope, biodegradable cello sleeve
  • Made in USA

Created by self-taught Rhode Island graphic designer, Anna Cote. Printed on 100% PCW recycled paper. Paired with a 100% recycled kraft envelope and packaged in a biodegradable and compost-friendly clear sleeve that is made from plant material. Our Anniversary Swans Seagull Greeting Card is the shit.

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