Holy Crap! You're Old! But Hey, You're Still Alive Birthday Card

Offensive + DelightfulSKU: CARD-2829

Price:
Sale price$5.49
Stock:
In stock + ready to ship!

beating-hearts.gif
Shop Valentine's Day Gifts
Fun + Unusual Valentine's Day Cards + Gifts
birthday
Funny Birthday Cards
Shop more fun Birthday Cards

Description

Send them rolling over the hill in laughter (just careful they don't break a hip!)

While they may be accustomed to Next-Day Pony Express, our farm-fresh Holy Crap! You're Old! Birthday Card, can be sent the old (but not that old) fashioned way.

  • Holy Crap! You're Old! Birthday Card
  • Front: Features a vintage photo of an old man sizing you up, wearing denim overalls with a button-down shirt, and his hands positioned on his hips exclaiming, "Holy Crap! You're Old! But Hey... You're Still Alive! Happy Birthday!
  • Inside of Card: Blank for a personalized message. Printed on quality paper as they did in the olden days.
  • Paired with some kinda highfalutin shimmery copper envelope
  • Forest friendly and printed with vibrant soy-based inks
  • Made in the USA!

Includes one A2 size folded card, printed on premium 100lb paper. Measures 4.25 inches wide x 5.5 inches tall. Don't laugh too hard, for our Holy Crap You're Old Birthday Card is coming for you next!

cardboard-box
FREE SHIPPING* on $49+
Within the contiguous United States. $5.95 for orders under $49. Orders ship the same day if received by 11AM EST Mon-Fri. Click for more details!

Customer Reviews

often purchased with...

recently viewed