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Funny Greeting Cards

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Funny Greeting Cards

Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, our cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
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    Love Is A Battlefield Relationship Card

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    Heartache to heartache we stand We are strong. No one can tell us we're wrong. Searching our hearts for so long. Both of us knowing... our Love is ...

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    Welcome to Parenthood Babyproofing Card

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    Nobody puts baby in the corner (near your favorite vase) Hurl a dirty diaper truth bomb at the new parents in the funniest way possible with our We...

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    I'm Rubber You're Glue Friendship Card

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    The funny this about karma... Our hilarious glue bottle I'm Rubber You're Glue Greeting Card is a call out to one of the most popular comebacks of ...

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    Listen Up B*tches, We're Not Getting Older Birthday Card

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    If you were a cheese, you'd be a damn fine one. Birthdays come every year and this sassy Listen Up Bitches We're Not Getting Older, We're Getting B...

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    Let's Have A Little Fun Greeting Card

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    Puff puff pass, this stuff is A-meow-zing! You've already planned the home bound event and now you just have to give the Let's Have A Little Fun An...

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    Mister Rogers You Are Special Birthday Card

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    Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Mister Rogers always had a nice way to say everything and anything! Send a birthday greeting with our Mister ...

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    You Are A Duck-ing Cool Mom Mother's Day Card

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    Let's have some mother duck-ing fun Let your mom know that she’s everything she’s quacked up to be with our You Are a Duck-ing Cool Mom Mother’s Da...

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    My Family Portrait Greeting Card

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    Cat family? A whimsical greeting card by renowned artist, Steven Rhodes. Dive into a scene that resonates with cat lovers, singletons, and all who ...

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    Congrats On Your New (Baby) Tax Deduction Greeting Card

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    Welcome their new bundle of joy refund! Not a "baby person"? No problem. Wholeheartedly congratulate the new parents for their minor financial win...

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    No Swearing Except for the F-Word Greeting Card

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    The F word is acceptable! Our delightfully fun No Swearing Except for the F-Word Greeting Card is an homage to those ladies that enjoy using the f-...

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    Least Annoying Coworker Award Ribbon

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    The award for "Least Annoying Coworker" goes to... The Office you work in may not have the equivalent of the Dundee Awards, but that doesn't mean1 ...

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    Barbie's Measurements Are 39-23-33 Birthday Card

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    What were they thinking?! Life is so much better when you aren't occupied with trying to achieve Barbie's measurements... besides, you will NEVER b...

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    Orange You Amazing Pop-up Greeting Card

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    Orange you glad we didn't say banana? Why, Halo there! Don't knock-knock our Orange You Amazing Pop-up Greeting Card until you've tried it! It's ol...

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    Never Gonna Give You Up Card

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    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Our 1980's retro Never Gonna Give You Up Card is a great way to Rick-Roll someone but it's also a really nice...

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    Grocery Store Live Chat Support Relationship Card

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    You probably should have just gone yourself. The struggle is real, and our Grocery Store Live Chat Support Greeting Card pokes fun at the common is...

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    You Don't Suck Ladybug Greeting Card

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    For the one person that doesn't bug you🐞🖤🐞 In a world full of pesky blood-suckers, you've found true love! Celebrate the day with our adorable You...

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    Congratulations On Your New Home, And Your Old Furniture! Greeting Card

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    Congratulations are in order! Our sassy Congratulations On Your New Home, And Your Old Furniture! Greeting Card relishes the truth that we've all h...

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    Pedro Pascal Happy Birthday Card

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    This is the way! Right? Survive? Our Pedro Pascal Happy Birthday Card is the perfect way to celebrate another year of endurance and survival! What...

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    Ain't No Hood Like Motherhood Greeting Card

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    Motherhood. It’s all good in the hood(ie). Every mom has a little bit of gangster in her just waiting to come out, and our Ain't No Hood Like Moth...

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    Britney It's Your Birthday Bitch Birthday Card

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    Hit me, baby, one more time! Hey there, birthday diva! Are you ready to get down and groove like it's 1999? Our Britney It's Your Birthday Bitch Bi...

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    Crazy Plant Lady Birthday Card

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    Thistle help make it the best birthday ever. So fresh and so green, green... our Crazy Plant Lady Birthday Card is an unbelievably fun way to say “...

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    You're Pawsome Greeting Card

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    Take a moment to paws... Cat paws and kitty beans are awesome and so is whoever you send this You're Pawsome Greeting Card! It will keep them stayi...

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    I Am Soooo Fucking Proud of You Greeting Card

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    You are a f'ing rock star in my book! Send our I Am Soooo Fucking Proud of You Greeting Card to let some know how serious you are about how you pro...

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    Nice Cock Flirty Rooster Card

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    Cock-a-dude'll-do As far as visual puns go, our Nice Cock Flirty Rooster Card is the tits! You'd have to wake up pretty early in the morning, to p...

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