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Unleash Your Laughter Potential with Unmatched Variety: Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, their cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
Quality That Keeps the Funny Going: We take humor seriously (well, not too seriously!). Our funny greeting cards are meticulously crafted using premium materials to ensure that the punchlines remain crisp and the laughs keep on coming. From vibrant colors to sturdy cardstock, each card is a testament to their commitment to delivering top-notch comedy.
Discover Cards as Unique as Your Sense of Humor: No two laughs are alike, and neither should your greeting cards be! With Perpetual Kid's unique and offbeat designs from small independent artists, you'll find cards that perfectly match your quirky personality. Whether you're into puns that make you groan or witticisms that make you snort with laughter, our collection will have you covered. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter cards and hello to hilarity that's as one-of-a-kind as you are.
Say goodbye to rushing to the store at the last minute or settling for mediocre cards. With just a few clicks, you can browse, select, and have your sidesplittingly funny greeting cards delivered right to your doorstep. It's like having a comedy club at your fingertips, open 24/7!
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When it comes to finding the funniest greeting cards, Perpetual Kid stands head and shoulders above the rest. With our vast selection of uproarious designs, superior quality, and unmatched convenience, you'll never run out of reasons to choose us as your go-to source for all things hilariously heartfelt. Get ready to unleash the giggles, one card at a time!
Funny Greeting Cards
We found the best funny cards for you! Our greeting cards are funny, shocking, awkward, sweet, sweary and perfect for every occasion and birthday! Laugh out loud or cringe yourself to tears! BUY 5 CARDS, GET 6TH FREE! Mix or Match!
Funny Greeting Cards
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Sorry I'm An Idiot Apology Greeting Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipWe're sorry... Come again? Because self-deprecating humor never go out of style, our I'm An Idiot Greeting Card is a sure fire way to get your foot...
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Top Secret File Decoder Greeting Card
In stockOh, behave! Yeah baby! Hide a secret message with the Spyglass Decoder Card that can ONLY be seen by looking through the decoder glasses! Write lig...
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Sorry Not Sorry Apology Greeting Card
In stockSorry about my apology? Our apologetic Sorry Not Sorry Apology Greeting Card is for that situation that we've all been in. You and your friend had ...
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You're the F*cking Best As If You Didn't Know Card
In stockOn the off chance they didn't already know When a simple thank you does not suffice, our You're the F*cking Best As If You Didn't Know Card deliver...
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Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card
In stockI hope they included a gift receipt! Bird calling all bird-watching enthusiasts... our 'Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card' is designed share...
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Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Relationship Card
In stockFor the being who abducted your heart 💘🛸 Our cheeky Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Card is a play on the whole - take me to your leader - trope. We wo...
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No Swearing Except for the F-Word Greeting Card
In stockThe F word is acceptable! Our delightfully fun No Swearing Except for the F-Word Greeting Card is an homage to those ladies that enjoy using the f-...
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If I Won The Lottery I Would Pick Out The Best Nursing Home For You Greeting Card
In stockI love you best from a distance. Whether you had a rocky relationship with your parents or not, this hilarious If I Won The Lottery I Would Pick Ou...
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Greetings Tiny New Earthling Baby Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipHooray. The alien creature has emerged from your belly. High fives threes to our Greetings Tiny New Earthling Baby Card! An extraterrestrial speci...
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Express Your Feelings Killer Clown Card
In stockIt’s as if Picasso met Pennywise If our Express Your Feelings Card doesn't get people talking, they're probably too busy screaming! Who is This Car...
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Bueller... Birthday Card
In stockIt's a little childish and stupid... so are birthdays. Can you think of someone to give our Bueller Birthday Card to? Anyone, anyone? Of course, yo...
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Best Cat Mama Mother's Day Card
In stockFur reals, though. For the gal who is truly an ins-purr-ation to budding cat ladies everywhere, it's our Happy Mother's Day to the Best Cat Mama Gr...
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Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card
In stockShut the door and have some me time! Seriously. Relax! After All You're The Fucking Birthday Girl! You probably haven't had time to pee without i...
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Did It Hurt? Relationship Card
In stockJust scraped my knees a bit... Our devilish, "Did It Hurt? When You Clawed Your Way Up From Hell" Greeting Card is perfect for that girlfriend that...
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Welcome to Motherhood's Irrational Fears Greeting Card
In stockIrrational mom fears FTW Deliver a much-needed giggle to the new mama with our Welcome to Motherhood Greeting Card! This lighthearted card will hel...
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Crazy About You Relationship Card
In stockCray cray in love? If you're cray2 this card is for you! Fresh as a new pack of crayons, our Crazy About You Box of Crayons Love Card will allow yo...
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To My Parent On The Loss Of Their Password Card
In stockDo you have a parent that suffers from password amnesia? Lost passwords? Oh, they're just our parents' secret way of keeping us entertained! Presen...
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Thanks A Flocking Lot Pink Flamingo Thank You Card
In stockShow them you're tickled pink Our flocking fabulous Thanks a Flocking Lot Flamingo Greeting Card will let them know just how flocking much their ac...
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80's Boombox Serenade Relationship Day Card
In stock[queue 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel] Or maybe your song is Baby's Got Back? That's cool. Either way, our 80's Boombox Serenade Valentine's Day C...
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Rough Year! Just Grateful Weed is Legal Card
In stockTimes are tough... but dang, this is some good weed! Happy to take the edge off this last trip around the sun, our Rough Year! Just Grateful Weed i...
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New Baby Spork Greeting Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipIt all began with some innocent spooning But spooning soon lead to forking... and 9 months later our adorkable Spork Baby Greeting Card arrived! T...
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I Loaf You Cat Greeting Card
In stockCalling all cat enthusiasts and pun aficionados - brace yourselves for the most adorable, bread-ful card ever! 🍞🐱 Presenting our 'I Loaf You Cat Gr...
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I Love Your Penis, It's The Best Greeting Card
In stockIt's an outstanding quality you possess! I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by... Made i...
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You Are My Sunshine Angler Fish Greeting Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipBe careful what you fish for!☀️💕🐡 A cheeky take on everyone's favorite sunshine lullaby, ironically, the lovely creature gracing the front of our A...
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