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Funny Greeting Cards

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Funny Greeting Cards

Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, our cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
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    Official Confettigram Pom Poms Greeting Card

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    Whoop! Whoop! Party delivery! Deliver a party to their mailbox with our Official Confettigram Pom Poms Greeting Card! It's colorful, free-spirited...

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    Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card

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    I hope they included a gift receipt! Bird calling all bird-watching enthusiasts... our 'Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card' is designed share...

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    You Are My Sunshine Angler Fish Greeting Card

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    Be careful what you fish for!☀️💕🐡 A cheeky take on everyone's favorite sunshine lullaby, ironically, the lovely creature gracing the front of our A...

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    You're Pawsome Greeting Card

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    Take a moment to paws... Cat paws and kitty beans are awesome and so is whoever you send this You're Pawsome Greeting Card! It will keep them stayi...

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    Trouble Making Teenagers Old Age Birthday Card

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    Those pesky teenagers are up to no good! 👴👵 Welcome family and friends over the hill and onto your front porch to yell at neighborhood kids in your...

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    New Baby Spork Greeting Card

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    It all began with some innocent spooning But spooning soon lead to forking... and 9 months later our adorkable Spork Baby Greeting Card arrived! T...

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    Sprinkles Official Confettigram

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    Celebrate good times, come on! There's a party going on right here, our Sprinkles Official Confettigram, a reaction to last through out the year! A...

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    5 Rules for Happiness, Or Just Smoke A Little Weed Greeting Card

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    We're stoked about this card! We'ed bet you have a few friends that would totally relate to our 5 Rules for Happiness, Or Just Smoke A Little Weed ...

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    You're A Peach Juice Box Pop-Up Greeting Card

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    Celebrate a friendship with no expiration date! Naturally sweet, and 100% pure, our You're a Peach 3D Juice Box Greeting Card is the cutest way to...

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    You're the Best Relationship Card

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    You’re the best. Period. (see what we did there) Our cheeky You're the Best Period Valentine's Day Card is bloody hilarious, and that's no ovary-ac...

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    The Sh*t I Do For You Thank You Card

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    Ugh. Like, gag me with a worm. Motherhood can be so gross. Thankfully, our adorably fowl-mouthed The Sh*t I Do For You Card humorously highlights t...

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    Don't Exert Yourself Too Much. I Know You Don't Like Sweating Birthday Card

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    Floats like a butterfly and stings like a son of a bee! 🦋🐝 Beautifully illustrated with a kaleidoscope of butterflies and inspirational words adorn...

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    My Favorite Person to Mumble Through Lyrics With Friendship Card

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    It's not fair to deny me, of the cross-eyed bear that you've given me You, you, you oughta know at least one friend you can give our Mumble Lyrics ...

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    Least Annoying Coworker Award Ribbon

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    The award for "Least Annoying Coworker" goes to... The Office you work in may not have the equivalent of the Dundee Awards, but that doesn't mean1 ...

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    Shut The Front Door Greeting Card

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    You thought I was going to say shut the f*ck up! Shout your excitement at someone with a totally sassy and fowl language innuendo. Made in the USA...

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    Here For The Candy Easter Card

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    I did it all for the candy We know we're not alone, our Here For The Candy Easter Card will resonate with some of y'all sure friends! If we’re goin...

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    Look On the Bright Side, Tomorrow Could Be Worse Greeting Card

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    Always look at the bright side of life... The empathetic, but humorous Look On the Bright Side, Tomorrow Could Be Worse Greeting Card is for your f...

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    Had This Happened Earlier, I Would Have Been Concerned New Baby Card

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    Offer congrats on a hare raising experience! 🐰🐰🐇💕 Don't let the new parents think that you couldn't' carrot all about their new bundle of joy! Brin...

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    I Would Die Without You Tamagotchi Scratch-off Relationship Card

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    No pressure, right? Our hilarious and heart-warming I'd Die Without You Scratch-off Digital Pet Greeting Card will bring a knowing laugh to anyone ...

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    Barbie's Measurements Are 39-23-33 Birthday Card

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    What were they thinking?! Life is so much better when you aren't occupied with trying to achieve Barbie's measurements... besides, you will NEVER b...

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    Just Shut Up About It Congratulations Card

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    Save some happiness for the rest of us, okay? Have a friend who's rocking a new job, a new relationship, or some other awesome life achievement? We...

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    You're The Best Period Card

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    Don't ovary react when I tell you this! Our You're The Best, Period greeting card is great for your bestie, roommate or new friend after you find t...

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    Dude, You're Weird Unicorn Birthday Card

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    There’s no reigning you in! ✨🌈🦄✨ If you love it as a compliment when friends call you weird- you’ll identify with this card (and quite possibly a...

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    Thanks Alotl Axolotl Pun Thank You Card

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    Oh my gillness! This is the cutest thank you card ever! Hey, you awesome human with great taste! Ever seen a salamander that rocks the cutest smile...

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