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Are you tired of the same old bland and predictable greeting cards? Look no further, fellow humor aficionado! Perpetual Kid is here to save the day and inject your card-giving experience with belly-aching laughter and unforgettable moments.
Unleash Your Laughter Potential with Unmatched Variety: Our collection of funny greeting cards is nothing short of legendary. With an extensive range of hilarious designs, we cater to every sense of humor under the sun. From pun-tastic wordplay to irreverent wit, their cards are guaranteed to elicit laughs, chuckles, and maybe even a few snorts from your lucky recipients.
Quality That Keeps the Funny Going: We take humor seriously (well, not too seriously!). Our funny greeting cards are meticulously crafted using premium materials to ensure that the punchlines remain crisp and the laughs keep on coming. From vibrant colors to sturdy cardstock, each card is a testament to their commitment to delivering top-notch comedy.
Discover Cards as Unique as Your Sense of Humor: No two laughs are alike, and neither should your greeting cards be! With Perpetual Kid's unique and offbeat designs from small independent artists, you'll find cards that perfectly match your quirky personality. Whether you're into puns that make you groan or witticisms that make you snort with laughter, our collection will have you covered. Say goodbye to cookie-cutter cards and hello to hilarity that's as one-of-a-kind as you are.
Say goodbye to rushing to the store at the last minute or settling for mediocre cards. With just a few clicks, you can browse, select, and have your sidesplittingly funny greeting cards delivered right to your doorstep. It's like having a comedy club at your fingertips, open 24/7!
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When it comes to finding the funniest greeting cards, Perpetual Kid stands head and shoulders above the rest. With our vast selection of uproarious designs, superior quality, and unmatched convenience, you'll never run out of reasons to choose us as your go-to source for all things hilariously heartfelt. Get ready to unleash the giggles, one card at a time!
Funny Greeting Cards
We found the best funny cards for you! Our greeting cards are funny, shocking, awkward, sweet, sweary and perfect for every occasion and birthday! Laugh out loud or cringe yourself to tears! BUY 5 CARDS, GET 6TH FREE! Mix or Match!
Funny Greeting Cards
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Bueller... Birthday Card
In stockIt's a little childish and stupid... so are birthdays. Can you think of someone to give our Bueller Birthday Card to? Anyone, anyone? Of course, yo...
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Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card
In stockShut the door and have some me time! Seriously. Relax! After All You're The Fucking Birthday Girl! You probably haven't had time to pee without i...
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Did It Hurt? Relationship Card
In stockJust scraped my knees a bit... Our devilish, "Did It Hurt? When You Clawed Your Way Up From Hell" Greeting Card is perfect for that girlfriend that...
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Welcome to Motherhood's Irrational Fears Greeting Card
In stockIrrational mom fears FTW Deliver a much-needed giggle to the new mama with our Welcome to Motherhood Greeting Card! This lighthearted card will hel...
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Crazy About You Relationship Card
In stockCray cray in love? If you're cray2 this card is for you! Fresh as a new pack of crayons, our Crazy About You Box of Crayons Love Card will allow yo...
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To My Parent On The Loss Of Their Password Card
In stockDo you have a parent that suffers from password amnesia? Lost passwords? Oh, they're just our parents' secret way of keeping us entertained! Presen...
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80's Boombox Serenade Relationship Day Card
In stock[queue 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel] Or maybe your song is Baby's Got Back? That's cool. Either way, our 80's Boombox Serenade Valentine's Day C...
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Rough Year! Just Grateful Weed is Legal Card
In stockTimes are tough... but dang, this is some good weed! Happy to take the edge off this last trip around the sun, our Rough Year! Just Grateful Weed i...
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I Loaf You Cat Greeting Card
In stockCalling all cat enthusiasts and pun aficionados - brace yourselves for the most adorable, bread-ful card ever! 🍞🐱 Presenting our 'I Loaf You Cat Gr...
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Cringy Wine Lover's Birthday Card
In stockChardon-hey girl, hey! 💁♀️🍷 Aren't birthdays just grape?! While not all of us age like fine wine or appreciate the finest puns, that's okay. We ca...
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Retro 1980's Windsuit Wsssh! Birthday Card
In stockHave a nice, nice birthday Stop collaborate and listen, our Windsuit Birthday Wsssh! Greeting Card is here, and it's our latest addition (of corny ...
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You Don't Suck Ladybug Greeting Card
In stockFor the one person that doesn't bug you🐞🖤🐞 In a world full of pesky blood-suckers, you've found true love! Celebrate the day with our adorable You...
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1980's Kid Pizza Bagel Bites Birthday Card
In stockPizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime! Deliver wholesome birthday wishes with our 1980's Kid Pizza Bagel Bites Birthday C...
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Listen Up B*tches, We're Not Getting Older Birthday Card
In stockIf you were a cheese, you'd be a damn fine one. Birthdays come every year and this sassy Listen Up Bitches We're Not Getting Older, We're Getting B...
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Thanks Alotl Axolotl Pun Thank You Card
In stockOh my gillness! This is the cutest thank you card ever! Hey, you awesome human with great taste! Ever seen a salamander that rocks the cutest smile...
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Love Is A Battlefield Relationship Card
In stockHeartache to heartache we stand We are strong. No one can tell us we're wrong. Searching our hearts for so long. Both of us knowing... our Love is ...
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Retro Happy Birthday You Little Sh*t Birthday Card
In stockDon't be a party pooper! Send our rascally Retro Happy Birthday You Little Shit Birthday Card to your friends and family, and you're guaranteed to ...
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Orange You Amazing Pop-up Greeting Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipOrange you glad we didn't say banana? Why, Halo there! Don't knock-knock our Orange You Amazing Pop-up Greeting Card until you've tried it! It's ol...
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You're Pawsome Greeting Card
In stockTake a moment to paws... Cat paws and kitty beans are awesome and so is whoever you send this You're Pawsome Greeting Card! It will keep them stayi...
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Thank You Universe Greeting Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipDon't keep the Universe waiting! The universe has been totally rad to you lately! Whether it's been delivering good vibes, sending serendipitous mo...
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You Melt My Heart Ice Cream Cone Pop-up Relationship Card
In stockI'll stop the world and melt with you Sweeten up your special someone's day with our fun and interactive You Melt My Heart Ice Cream Cone Pop-up Ca...
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I Love Your Penis, It's The Best Greeting Card
In stockIt's an outstanding quality you possess! I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by... Made i...
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Mister Rogers You Are Special Birthday Card
In stockWould you be mine? Could you be mine? Mister Rogers always had a nice way to say everything and anything! Send a birthday greeting with our Mister ...
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Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card
In stockI hope they included a gift receipt! Bird calling all bird-watching enthusiasts... our 'Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card' is designed share...
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