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Need some help in the romance department?  Shop our hilariously offbeat collection of relationship cards!  Punny, funny, flirty, and sometimes dirty, you'll find the perfect card to add some sizzle so your spark doesn't sizzle! Redefining romance, with the help of our fav small greeting card businesses, these cards are next level!

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    I Don't Want to Be All By Myself Greeting Card

    Modern Printed Matter
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    Someone's lost their bearings! 🐻🥀 And needs a big ole bear hug! Our heart-wrenching All By Myself Love Card is the perfect Valentine’s Day greeting...

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    Your Butt Lights Up My Life Greeting Card

    Modern Printed Matter
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    Oh, so cheeky! Perfectly illustrated with a field of fireflies at dusk, our word-playful Your Butt Lights Up My Life Love Card will surely tickle t...

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    You Don't Suck Ladybug Greeting Card

    Modern Printed Matter
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    For the one person that doesn't bug you🐞🖤🐞 In a world full of pesky blood-suckers, you've found true love! Celebrate the day with our adorable You...

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    How F*cking Lucky Are We Greeting Card

    Offensive + Delightful
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    Thick as thieves The fun and crafty How Fucking Lucky Are We Greeting Card is the perfect card recognizing a special relationship. Old friends, new...

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    Litter-ally The Cutest Kitty Cat Greeting Card

    Mudsplash Studios
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    You knead this card! Keep your relationship as fresh and sparkly clean as a newly changed litter box with our Litter-ally the Cutest Kitty Cat Love...

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    Glitter is Forever Vintage Greeting Card

    Oso + Bean
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    Glitter is a girl's best friend Love may be fleeting but all you crafty b*tches know that glitter is forever. Our retro-styled Glitter is Forever G...

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    Glittery I Love You So F*cking Much Greeting Card

    Oso + Bean
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    How much do I love you? Our vintage styled Glittery I Love You So Fucking Much Greeting Card is fortified with glitter. Because glitter just adds t...

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    Crazy About You Greeting Card

    Kat French Design
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    Cray cray in love? If you're cray2 this card is for you! Fresh as a new pack of crayons, our Crazy About You Box of Crayons Love Card will allow yo...

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    80's Mix Tape Scratch-Off Card

    Inklings Paperie
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    Nothing says love like a mixed tape! Gone are the days of mixed messages, our 80's Mix Tape Scratch-off Card cuts through red tape and declares you...

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    Destroying My Reputation Greeting Card

    Emily McDowell & Friends
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    Stupid cupid. We have a rep to uphold! Now everyone is going to want a piece of this! Our cheeky Destroying My Reputation Valentine's Day Card is t...

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    You Look Tasty T-Rex Valentine's Day Card

    Modern Printed Matter
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    Ohhh here she comes. Watch out boy she'll chew you up! She's a maneater baby! Our deliciously fun You Look Tasty T-Rex Card is dying to meat you an...

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    Melons Dirty Pun Greeting Card

    Sarah Edmonds Illustration
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    Your melons are on my rind Our bouncy Melons Greetings Card might seem inappropriate at first but after closer inspection you see nine fantasticall...

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    You're the One That I Want Grease Greeting Card

    The Found
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    And my heart is set on you Send your love with this electrifying You're the One That I Want Greeting Card and say "oooh oooh oooh, HONEY"! It's the...

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    Drunk Dialing At Four AM Greeting Card

    Lucy Maggie Designs
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    But I looooove you! If I didn't drink then how would you know I love you at four AM? Oh boy! Thank goodness this greeting card exists... How else w...

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    I Like You As Much Cat Videos Greeting Card

    Praxis Design Studio
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    I'm fur-tunate to know you! We're not kitten you... Show your affection for your friend, significant other, family member, and most importantly cat...

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    80's Boombox Serenade Greeting Card

    A Smyth Co
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    [queue 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel] Or maybe your song is Baby's Got Back? That's cool. Either way, our 80's Boombox Serenade Valentine's Day C...

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    You're the Best Greeting Card

    Unblushing
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    You’re the best. Period. (see what we did there) Our cheeky You're the Best Period Valentine's Day Card is bloody hilarious, and that's no ovary-ac...

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    Grocery Store Live Chat Support Greeting Card

    Unblushing
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    You probably should have just gone yourself. The struggle is real, and our Grocery Store Live Chat Support Greeting Card pokes fun at the common is...

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    I Can't Hide My Feelings For You Greeting Card

    Modern Printed Matter
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    Big Foot rarely makes an appearance…🌲👣🌲 Yeti showed up anyway (and with a boombox in tow)! Squach and learn how it's done with our beyond-perfect C...

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    I Love Your Penis, It's The Best Greeting Card

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    It's an outstanding quality you possess! I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by... Made i...

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    You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go F*ck Themselves Greeting Card

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    You are an inspiration! Do you know someone that has a freak flag and loves to fly it high? We do and we just love that about them! Grab a few You...

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    You're Pawsome Greeting Card

    Tiny Bee Cards
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    Take a moment to paws... Cat paws and kitty beans are awesome and so is whoever you send this You're Pawsome Greeting Card! It will keep them stayi...

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    You're Awesome Sauce Greeting Card

    Lucky Horse Press
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    A condiment compliment of the highest regard! For the person that makes everything more awesome, our Awesome Sauce Friendship Card says it all! Al...

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    I Would Die Without You Tamagotchi Scratch-off Card

    Inklings Paperie
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    No pressure, right? Our hilarious and heart-warming I'd Die Without You Scratch-off Digital Pet Greeting Card will bring a knowing laugh to anyone ...

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    Life Is Butter With You Greeting Card

    Praxis Design Studio
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    Butter up your honey bun with this adorable card! We don’t want to grain on your parade.. But if you forget your anniversary you’ll be toast! Our a...

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    Top Secret File Decoder Greeting Card

    Inklings Paperie
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    Oh, behave! Yeah baby! Hide a secret message with the Spyglass Decoder Card that can ONLY be seen by looking through the decoder glasses! Write lig...

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    For F*ck's Sake Anniversary Card

    Modern Printed Matter
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    This is not a swan (swan) song Whether you're delighted or dismayed by the event, our snarky For Fuck's Sake Seagull Anniversary Card has got you c...

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    Googly Eyes Hypnotic Love Greeting Card

    Oso + Bean
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    Look into my [googly] eyes ⊙_◎ For the object of your desire, may we strongly suggest our Googly Eyes Hypnotic Love Greeting Card. Your loved one ...

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    I've Had The Time Of My Life Greeting Card

    The Found
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    And I owe it all to you! Hey, Baby... our Time of My Life Dirty Dancing Valentine's Day Card is sure to sweep any girl off her feet, just like Patr...

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    You're A Peach Of Ass Greeting Card

    Lucy Maggie Designs
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    You're a hot peach of ass! I was having a pretty peachy day and thought I'd send you a card... Just a card to let you know how sweet you are and u...

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    Golden Girls Happy Galentine's Day Card

    The Found
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    Hoes before bros Celebrate the day before Valentine's Day with your best gal pals - whether they're single or not! And if you can't have brunch wit...

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    Screw This Stupid Holiday Greeting Card

    Emily McDowell & Friends
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    You know what holiday? What makes you think you're so freaking special? Whatever the occasion, if you'd prefer to screw whatever stupid holiday is ...

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    You Charmed Me Greeting Card

    Mudsplash Studios
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    They're magically delicious! Our cerealsy cute You Charmed Me Love Card is a fun and flirty way to let them just how lucky you are to have them in ...

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    Peckers Dirty Pun Greeting Card

    Sarah Edmonds Illustration
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    These peckers like morning wood Our cute Peckers Dirty Pun Greeting Card illustrates a selection of eleven birds from the woodpecker family, includ...

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