Hoes before bros Celebrate the day before Valentine's Day with your best gal pals - whether they're single or not! And if you can't have brunch wit...

You make me sick. Nothing says lovesick like a bottle of Pepto by your bedside, and our Burning For You Card in your hot little hand. This punny li...

Be careful what you fish for!☀️💕🐡 A cheeky take on everyone's favorite sunshine lullaby, ironically, the lovely creature gracing the front of our A...

From one donkey to another Whether you're looking for the perfect Valentine, or just a little ass, our totally a-mule-sing I Like You Better Withou...

Ohhh here she comes. Watch out boy she'll chew you up! She's a maneater baby! Our deliciously fun You Look Tasty T-Rex Card is dying to meat you an...

For the one person that doesn't bug you🐞🖤🐞 In a world full of pesky blood-suckers, you've found true love! Celebrate the day with our adorable You...

Oh, so cheeky! Perfectly illustrated with a field of fireflies at dusk, our word-playful Your Butt Lights Up My Life Love Card will surely tickle t...

Big Foot rarely makes an appearance…🌲👣🌲 Yeti showed up anyway (and with a boombox in tow)! Squach and learn how it's done with our beyond-perfect C...

It's been 7 hours and 13 days You can do whatever you waaaaant, and send this card to who ever you choose, but nothing compares, nothing compares 2...

Watch your fowl bird language! Bird watchers and enthusiasts will love receiving this totally foul, but truly just fowl, greeting card! A cheeky gr...

We're sorry... Come again? Because self-deprecating humor never go out of style, our I'm An Idiot Greeting Card is a sure fire way to get your foot...

[queue 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel] Or maybe your song is Baby's Got Back? That's cool. Either way, our 80's Boombox Serenade Valentine's Day C...

And my heart is set on you Send your love with this electrifying You're the One That I Want Greeting Card and say "oooh oooh oooh, HONEY"! It's the...

It's an outstanding quality you possess! I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by... Made i...

You are the Shiitake! The happy Kawaii shiitake mushrooms on our You're the Shiitake Card are perfect for each other. Send homage to your friend th...

Holy shit, I can feel it! Send our May These Crystals Heal The Shit Out Of You Greeting Card to any friend who isn't feeling well or needs some pos...

Who gives a hoot about hooters? Our head-turning HHooters Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card features 13 hooters of the owl variety, including elegant el...

Someone's lost their bearings! 🐻🥀 And needs a big ole bear hug! Our heart-wrenching All By Myself Love Card is the perfect Valentine’s Day greeting...

Food now. Pet now. Outside now. Now. NOW! This hilarious You're My Favorite Person to Annoy Greeting Card is a funny cat pun that is perfect for yo...

Take a pitcher, it will last longer. Setting the bar for romance pretty low, while serving up a top shelf compliment, our Pretty Drunk Greeting Car...

You’re the best. Period. (see what we did there) Our cheeky You're the Best Period Valentine's Day Card is bloody hilarious, and that's no ovary-ac...

[Filmed in front of a live studio audience] Our canned-laughter worthy I Love You More Than a 90's Sitcom Greeting Card is appropriate whether you...

What? It's not dirty... How much do I love you? I Love You To Uranus And Back! There's nothing better than having a loved one that would appreciate...

Heartache to heartache we stand We are strong. No one can tell us we're wrong. Searching our hearts for so long. Both of us knowing... our Love is ...