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Love + Romance Cards

Need some help in the romance department? Shop our hilariously offbeat collection of relationship cards! Punny, funny, flirty, and sometimes dirty, you'll find the perfect card to add some sizzle so your spark doesn't sizzle! Redefining romance, with the help of our fav small greeting card businesses, these cards are next level!

Love + Romance Cards

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    Golden Girls Happy Galentine's Valentine's Day Card

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    Hoes before bros Celebrate the day before Valentine's Day with your best gal pals - whether they're single or not! And if you can't have brunch wit...

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    Burning For You Valentine's Day Card

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    You make me sick. Nothing says lovesick like a bottle of Pepto by your bedside, and our Burning For You Card in your hot little hand. This punny li...

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    You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go F*ck Themselves Greeting Card

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    You are an inspiration! Do you know someone that has a freak flag and loves to fly it high? We do and we just love that about them! Grab a few You ...

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    I Like You Better Without Pants Donkey Valentine's Day Card

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    From one donkey to another Whether you're looking for the perfect Valentine, or just a little ass, our totally a-mule-sing I Like You Better Withou...

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    You Look Tasty T-Rex Valentine's Day Card

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    Ohhh here she comes. Watch out boy she'll chew you up! She's a maneater baby! Our deliciously fun You Look Tasty T-Rex Card is dying to meat you an...

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    I Love You More Than A Pile Of Hot Trash Valentine's Day Card

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    This trash panda will steal your heart, and your sloppy seconds ❤️🦝🗑️ There's nothing that says love than comparing your loved one to a hot pile of...

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    Your Butt Lights Up My Life Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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    Oh, so cheeky! Perfectly illustrated with a field of fireflies at dusk, our word-playful Your Butt Lights Up My Life Love Card will surely tickle t...

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    I Love Your Penis, It's The Best Greeting Card

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    It's an outstanding quality you possess! I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by... Made i...

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    How F*cking Lucky Are We Greeting Card

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    Thick as thieves The fun and crafty How Fucking Lucky Are We Greeting Card is the perfect card recognizing a special relationship. Old friends, new...

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    Never Gonna Give You Up Valentine's Day Card

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    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Our 1980's retro Never Gonna Give You Up Card is a great way to Rick-Roll someone but it's also a really nice...

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    One Day You'll Find This Card in a Drawer Anniversary Card

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    Keep it in your drawers. One junk drawer worthy One Day You'll Find This Card in a Drawer Anniversary Card really resonates with the romantic hoard...

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    The Golden Girls Award Ribbons

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    Thank you for being a friend. 🏠🌴 A true friend or fan of the Golden Girls will be tickled pink to receive one of our Golden Girls Award Ribbons! Be...

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    I Love You To Uranus And Back Valentine's Day Card

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    What? It's not dirty... How much do I love you? I Love You To Uranus And Back! There's nothing better than having a loved one that would appreciate...

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    Love Is A Battlefield Valentine's Day Card

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    Heartache to heartache we stand We are strong. No one can tell us we're wrong. Searching our hearts for so long. Both of us knowing... our Love is ...

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    Anti-Valentine's Day, Go Die in a Hole Greeting Card

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    Quoth the raven, "Go die in a hole!" For those that curse the day celebrated by happy couples around the world, our ravenously funny Hey Valentine'...

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    Relationship Test Greeting Card

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    Please pass that damn hex tool thing... honey! Has your marriage survived a trip to Ikea? Congratulations!... now get ready for the real challenge....

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    May These Crystals Heal The Sh*t Out Of You Greeting Card

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    Holy shit, I can feel it! Send our May These Crystals Heal The Shit Out Of You Greeting Card to any friend who isn't feeling well or needs some pos...

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    Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Valentine's Day Card

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    For the being who abducted your heart 💘🛸 Our cheeky Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Card is a play on the whole - take me to your leader - trope. We wo...

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    I Miss Your Sweet Ass Greeting Card

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    I hope to see it and you soon! It's a sweet ass quality you carry so well! Send our favorite thinking of you brazen card to say "hi" and let them ...

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    Melons Dirty Pun Greeting Card

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    Your melons are on my rind Our bouncy Melons Greetings Card might seem inappropriate at first but after closer inspection you see nine fantasticall...

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    For F*ck's Sake Anniversary Card

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    This is not a swan (swan) song Whether you're delighted or dismayed by the event, our snarky For Fuck's Sake Seagull Anniversary Card has got you c...

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    Did It Hurt? Valentine's Day Card

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    Just scraped my knees a bit... Our devilish, "Did It Hurt? When You Clawed Your Way Up From Hell" Greeting Card is perfect for that girlfriend that...

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    You Are My Sunshine Angler Fish Greeting Card

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    Be careful what you fish for!☀️💕🐡 A cheeky take on everyone's favorite sunshine lullaby, ironically, the lovely creature gracing the front of our A...

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    You Don't Suck Ladybug Greeting Card

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    For the one person that doesn't bug you🐞🖤🐞 In a world full of pesky blood-suckers, you've found true love! Celebrate the day with our adorable You...

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