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Love + Romance Cards

Need some help in the romance department? Shop our hilariously offbeat collection of relationship cards! Punny, funny, flirty, and sometimes dirty, you'll find the perfect card to add some sizzle so your spark doesn't sizzle! Redefining romance, with the help of our fav small greeting card businesses, these cards are next level!

Love + Romance Cards

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    Golden Girls Happy Galentine's Valentine's Day Card

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    Hoes before bros Celebrate the day before Valentine's Day with your best gal pals - whether they're single or not! And if you can't have brunch wit...

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    Burning For You Relationship Card

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    You make me sick. Nothing says lovesick like a bottle of Pepto by your bedside, and our Burning For You Card in your hot little hand. This punny li...

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    I Love Your Penis, It's The Best Greeting Card

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    It's an outstanding quality you possess! I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by... Made i...

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    I Like You Better Without Pants Donkey Relationship Card

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    From one donkey to another Whether you're looking for the perfect Valentine, or just a little ass, our totally a-mule-sing I Like You Better Withou...

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    I Love You To Uranus And Back Relationship Card

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    What? It's not dirty... How much do I love you? I Love You To Uranus And Back! There's nothing better than having a loved one that would appreciate...

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    One Day You'll Find This Card in a Drawer Anniversary Card

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    Keep it in your drawers. One junk drawer worthy One Day You'll Find This Card in a Drawer Anniversary Card really resonates with the romantic hoard...

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    Your Butt Lights Up My Life Relationship Greeting Card

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    Oh, so cheeky! Perfectly illustrated with a field of fireflies at dusk, our word-playful Your Butt Lights Up My Life Love Card will surely tickle t...

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    Nothing Compares 2 U Valentine's Day Card

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    It's been 7 hours and 13 days You can do whatever you waaaaant, and send this card to who ever you choose, but nothing compares, nothing compares 2...

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    I Can't Hide My Feelings For Relationship Card

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    Big Foot rarely makes an appearance…🌲👣🌲 Yeti showed up anyway (and with a boombox in tow)! Squach and learn how it's done with our beyond-perfect C...

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    You Are My Sunshine Angler Fish Greeting Card

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    Be careful what you fish for!☀️💕🐡 A cheeky take on everyone's favorite sunshine lullaby, ironically, the lovely creature gracing the front of our A...

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    Not So Much Your Family, But Definitely You Anniversary Card

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    Subtracting their toxic family from the equation... 🧮🧐 Nothing says 'I love you' more than letting your person know that you would do it all agai...

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    May These Crystals Heal The Sh*t Out Of You Greeting Card

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    Holy shit, I can feel it! Send our May These Crystals Heal The Shit Out Of You Greeting Card to any friend who isn't feeling well or needs some pos...

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    You're Pawsome Greeting Card

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    Take a moment to paws... Cat paws and kitty beans are awesome and so is whoever you send this You're Pawsome Greeting Card! It will keep them stayi...

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    Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Relationship Card

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    For the being who abducted your heart 💘🛸 Our cheeky Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Card is a play on the whole - take me to your leader - trope. We wo...

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    Love Is A Battlefield Relationship Card

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    Heartache to heartache we stand We are strong. No one can tell us we're wrong. Searching our hearts for so long. Both of us knowing... our Love is ...

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    You Don't Suck Ladybug Greeting Card

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    For the one person that doesn't bug you🐞🖤🐞 In a world full of pesky blood-suckers, you've found true love! Celebrate the day with our adorable You...

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    For F*ck's Sake Anniversary Card

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    This is not a swan (swan) song Whether you're delighted or dismayed by the event, our snarky For Fuck's Sake Seagull Anniversary Card has got you c...

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    Melons Dirty Pun Greeting Card

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    Your melons are on my rind Our bouncy Melons Greetings Card might seem inappropriate at first but after closer inspection you see nine fantasticall...

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    I Loaf You Cat Greeting Card

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    Calling all cat enthusiasts and pun aficionados - brace yourselves for the most adorable, bread-ful card ever! 🍞🐱 Presenting our 'I Loaf You Cat Gr...

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    Top Secret File Decoder Greeting Card

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    Oh, behave! Yeah baby! Hide a secret message with the Spyglass Decoder Card that can ONLY be seen by looking through the decoder glasses! Write lig...

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    Official Confettigram Pom Poms Greeting Card

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    Whoop! Whoop! Party delivery! Deliver a party to their mailbox with our Official Confettigram Pom Poms Greeting Card! It's colorful, free-spirited...

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    You're The Shiitake! Greeting Card

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    You are the Shiitake! The happy Kawaii shiitake mushrooms on our You're the Shiitake Card are perfect for each other. Send homage to your friend th...

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    Drunk Dialing At Four AM Relationship Card

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    But I looooove you! If I didn't drink then how would you know I love you at four AM? Oh boy! Thank goodness this greeting card exists... How else w...

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    80's Boombox Serenade Relationship Day Card

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    [queue 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel] Or maybe your song is Baby's Got Back? That's cool. Either way, our 80's Boombox Serenade Valentine's Day C...

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