Love + Romance Cards
Need some help in the romance department? Shop our hilariously offbeat collection of relationship cards! Punny, funny, flirty, and sometimes dirty, you'll find the perfect card to add some sizzle so your spark doesn't sizzle! Redefining romance, with the help of our fav small greeting card businesses, these cards are next level!
Love + Romance Cards
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Golden Girls Happy Galentine's Valentine's Day Card
Last One! Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryHoes before bros Celebrate the day before Valentine's Day with your best gal pals - whether they're single or not! And if you can't have brunch wit...
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Burning For You Relationship Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryYou make me sick. Nothing says lovesick like a bottle of Pepto by your bedside, and our Burning For You Card in your hot little hand. This punny li...
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Nothing Compares 2 U Valentine's Day Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryIt's been 7 hours and 13 days You can do whatever you waaaaant, and send this card to who ever you choose, but nothing compares, nothing compares 2...
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I Like You Better Without Pants Donkey Relationship Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryFrom one donkey to another Whether you're looking for the perfect Valentine, or just a little ass, our totally a-mule-sing I Like You Better Withou...
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You Look Tasty T-Rex Relationship Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryOhhh here she comes. Watch out boy she'll chew you up! She's a maneater baby! Our deliciously fun You Look Tasty T-Rex Card is dying to meat you an...
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You Don't Suck Ladybug Greeting Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryFor the one person that doesn't bug you🐞🖤🐞 In a world full of pesky blood-suckers, you've found true love! Celebrate the day with our adorable You...
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Your Butt Lights Up My Life Relationship Greeting Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryOh, so cheeky! Perfectly illustrated with a field of fireflies at dusk, our word-playful Your Butt Lights Up My Life Love Card will surely tickle t...
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You Are My Sunshine Angler Fish Greeting Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryBe careful what you fish for!☀️💕🐡 A cheeky take on everyone's favorite sunshine lullaby, ironically, the lovely creature gracing the front of our A...
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You're The Shiitake! Greeting Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryYou are the Shiitake! The happy Kawaii shiitake mushrooms on our You're the Shiitake Card are perfect for each other. Send homage to your friend th...
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Sorry I'm An Idiot Apology Greeting Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryWe're sorry... Come again? Because self-deprecating humor never go out of style, our I'm An Idiot Greeting Card is a sure fire way to get your foot...
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You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go F*ck Themselves Greeting Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryYou are an inspiration! Do you know someone that has a freak flag and loves to fly it high? We do and we just love that about them! Grab a few You ...
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I Can't Hide My Feelings For Relationship Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryBig Foot rarely makes an appearance…🌲👣🌲 Yeti showed up anyway (and with a boombox in tow)! Squach and learn how it's done with our beyond-perfect C...
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Hooters Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryWho gives a hoot about hooters? Our head-turning HHooters Dirty Bird Pun Greeting Card features 13 hooters of the owl variety, including elegant el...
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I Don't Want to Be All By Myself Relationship Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliverySomeone's lost their bearings! 🐻🥀 And needs a big ole bear hug! Our heart-wrenching All By Myself Love Card is the perfect Valentine’s Day greeting...
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You're My Favorite Person to Annoy Greeting Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryFood now. Pet now. Outside now. Now. NOW! This hilarious You're My Favorite Person to Annoy Greeting Card is a funny cat pun that is perfect for yo...
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You're Pretty Even When I'm Not Drunk Relationship Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryTake a pitcher, it will last longer. Setting the bar for romance pretty low, while serving up a top shelf compliment, our Pretty Drunk Greeting Car...
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You're the One That I Want Grease Valentine's Day Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryAnd my heart is set on you Send your love with this electrifying You're the One That I Want Greeting Card and say "oooh oooh oooh, HONEY"! It's the...
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80's Boombox Serenade Relationship Day Card
Guaranteed Christmas Delivery[queue 'in your eyes' by peter gabriel] Or maybe your song is Baby's Got Back? That's cool. Either way, our 80's Boombox Serenade Valentine's Day C...
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Tit Bird Fowl Greeting Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryWatch your fowl bird language! Bird watchers and enthusiasts will love receiving this totally foul, but truly just fowl, greeting card! A cheeky gr...
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May These Crystals Heal The Sh*t Out Of You Greeting Card
Last One! Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryHoly shit, I can feel it! Send our May These Crystals Heal The Shit Out Of You Greeting Card to any friend who isn't feeling well or needs some pos...
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I Love Your Penis, It's The Best Greeting Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryIt's an outstanding quality you possess! I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by... Made i...
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You're the Best Relationship Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryYou’re the best. Period. (see what we did there) Our cheeky You're the Best Period Valentine's Day Card is bloody hilarious, and that's no ovary-ac...
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I Love You More Than A 90's Sitcom Relationship Card
Guaranteed Christmas Delivery[Filmed in front of a live studio audience] Our canned-laughter worthy I Love You More Than a 90's Sitcom Greeting Card is appropriate whether you...
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Love Is A Battlefield Relationship Card
Guaranteed Christmas DeliveryHeartache to heartache we stand We are strong. No one can tell us we're wrong. Searching our hearts for so long. Both of us knowing... our Love is ...
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