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New Baby Greeting Cards

Whoa, baby! Another baby shower? Don't worry, we've got you covered like a newborn blanketed in birthing gunk. So, go on and shop our hilarious collection of cheeky and irreverent new baby cards! Because if there's one thing new parents need, it is a laugh.

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  • You're Pregnant! Greeting Card
    You're Pregnant! Greeting Card
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    You're Pregnant! Greeting Card

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    It's a toast to the bun in the oven! Our You're Pregnant Card is a great way to acknowledge that a friend or family member is expecting! The card i...

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  • I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Greeting Card
    I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Greeting Card
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    I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Greeting Card

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    It's just that they scare me... You're going to be a great parent, and that's cool... I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Since you...

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  • Since You've Been Pregnant, You're Super Corny Baby Shower Card
    Since You've Been Pregnant, You're Super Corny Baby Shower Card
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    Since You've Been Pregnant, You're Super Corny Baby Shower Card

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    Make that upcoming baby shower a bit more bear-able! 🧸 Sure to get a belly full of laughs, this cheeky new mom card exudes the sweetness you want t...

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  • Sarcastic Welcome to Parenthood! Greeting Card
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    Sarcastic Welcome to Parenthood! Greeting Card

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    What?! I can't hear you! I'm in the bathroom! Our fantastically sarcastic (and seemingly accurate,) Welcome to Parenthood Greeting Card gives a sne...

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  • Had This Happened Earlier, I Would Have Been Concerned New Baby Card
    Had This Happened Earlier, I Would Have Been Concerned New Baby Card
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    Had This Happened Earlier, I Would Have Been Concerned New Baby Card

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    Offer congrats on a hare raising experience! 🐰🐰🐇💕 Don't let the new parents think that you couldn't' carrot all about their new bundle of joy! Brin...

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