Hilarious until it's awkward Our hilarious Hope Your Baby Doesn't Grow Up To Be A Serial Killer Card is the perfect card for your friend or favorit...

It takes a ducking village. Darn auto correct! Our Congratulations On Your Bundle Of Joy Who I Will Teach To Swear Like A Weathered Seaman Greeting...

Offer congrats on a hare raising experience! 🐰🐰🐇💕 Don't let the new parents think that you couldn't' carrot all about their new bundle of joy! Brin...

Houston, we have a baby! ✨🍼🚀✨ It's a whole new world when baby comes to town! Let the new parents know that they'll totally rocket this great space...

Motherhood. It’s all good in the hood(ie). Every mom has a little bit of gangster in her just waiting to come out, and our Ain't No Hood Like Moth...

Oh boy! (or girl!) Who's got the potty mouth now! 👶💩 Our cheeky New Parent Conversations Greeting Card illuminates a future a parent-to-be cannot e...

It's just that they scare me... You're going to be a great parent, and that's cool... I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Since you...

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Irrational mom fears FTW Deliver a much-needed giggle to the new mama with our Welcome to Motherhood Greeting Card! This lighthearted card will hel...

Nobody puts baby in the corner (near your favorite vase) Hurl a dirty diaper truth bomb at the new parents in the funniest way possible with our We...

Make that upcoming baby shower a bit more bear-able! 🧸 Sure to get a belly full of laughs, this cheeky new mom card exudes the sweetness you want t...

What?! I can't hear you! I'm in the bathroom! Our fantastically sarcastic (and seemingly accurate,) Welcome to Parenthood Greeting Card gives a sne...

It's gonna be a wild ride for you and your parents! Our just ducky Welcome Little One Enjoy the Ride New Baby Card, is as squeaky clean as they com...

Hooray. The alien creature has emerged from your belly. High fives threes to our Greetings Tiny New Earthling Baby Card! An extraterrestrial speci...

You're never gonna dance again Our celebratory And Now You Tell Me That You're Having A Baby Card is the perfect card for your friend that just ann...