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New Baby Greeting Cards

Whoa, baby! Another baby shower? Don't worry, we've got you covered like a newborn blanketed in birthing gunk. So, go on and shop our hilarious collection of cheeky and irreverent new baby cards! Because if there's one thing new parents need, it is a laugh.

New Baby Greeting Cards

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    Welcome to Motherhood's Irrational Fears Greeting Card

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    Irrational mom fears FTW Deliver a much-needed giggle to the new mama with our Welcome to Motherhood Greeting Card! This lighthearted card will hel...

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    Ain't No Hood Like Motherhood Greeting Card

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    Motherhood. It’s all good in the hood(ie). Every mom has a little bit of gangster in her just waiting to come out, and our Ain't No Hood Like Moth...

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    Greetings Tiny New Earthling Baby Card

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    Hooray. The alien creature has emerged from your belly. High fives threes to our Greetings Tiny New Earthling Baby Card! An extraterrestrial speci...

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    It's All Shits & Giggles Now New Baby Card

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    Because life's messy moments just got a whole lot cuter! Our straight-up hilarious Shits & Giggles New Baby Card reminds parents of newborns, "...

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    Congrats On Your Bundle Of Joy (Who I Will Teach To Swear) Card

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    It takes a ducking village. Darn auto correct! Our Congratulations On Your Bundle Of Joy Who I Will Teach To Swear Like A Weathered Seaman Greeting...

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    Congrats On Your Brand New Poop Machine! Baby Card

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    For shits and baby giggles Because parenthood is a real gas (with lots of wiping ass), our cheeky Poop Machine New Baby Card is just what the stor...

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    Welcome to Parenthood Babyproofing Card

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    Nobody puts baby in the corner (near your favorite vase) Hurl a dirty diaper truth bomb at the new parents in the funniest way possible with our We...

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    You're Pregnant! Greeting Card

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    It's a toast to the bun in the oven! Our You're Pregnant Card is a great way to acknowledge that a friend or family member is expecting! The card i...

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    Welcome Lil' Nugget New Baby Card

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    Better together with nuggets! Our hilarious and heartwarming Welcome Lil' Nugget New Baby Card is like a happy meal for your emotions! 🍔🍟 Just like...

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    You Made A Tiny Person Greeting Card

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    Congratulation on your new person! You Made A Tiny Person" is not just a card; it's a badge of honor, a pat on the back, and a burst of laughter ro...

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    New Parent Conversations Greeting Card

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    Oh boy! (or girl!) Who's got the potty mouth now! 👶💩 Our cheeky New Parent Conversations Greeting Card illuminates a future a parent-to-be cannot e...

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    Had This Happened Earlier, I Would Have Been Concerned New Baby Card

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    Offer congrats on a hare raising experience! 🐰🐰🐇💕 Don't let the new parents think that you couldn't' carrot all about their new bundle of joy! Brin...

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    Congrats On Your New (Baby) Tax Deduction Greeting Card

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    Welcome their new bundle of joy refund! Not a "baby person"? No problem. Wholeheartedly congratulate the new parents for their minor financial win...

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    Since You've Been Pregnant, You're Super Corny Baby Shower Card

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    Make that upcoming baby shower a bit more bear-able! 🧸 Sure to get a belly full of laughs, this cheeky new mom card exudes the sweetness you want t...

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    And Now You Tell Me That You're Having A Baby Card

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    You're never gonna dance again Our celebratory And Now You Tell Me That You're Having A Baby Card is the perfect card for your friend that just ann...

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    Sarcastic Welcome to Parenthood! Greeting Card

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    What?! I can't hear you! I'm in the bathroom! Our fantastically sarcastic (and seemingly accurate,) Welcome to Parenthood Greeting Card gives a sne...

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    I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Greeting Card

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    It's just that they scare me... You're going to be a great parent, and that's cool... I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Since you...

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