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New Baby Greeting Cards
Whoa, baby! Another baby shower? Don't worry, we've got you covered like a newborn blanketed in birthing gunk. So, go on and shop our hilarious collection of cheeky and irreverent new baby cards! Because if there's one thing new parents need, it is a laugh.
New Baby Greeting Cards
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Hope Your Baby Doesn't Grow Up To Be A Serial Killer Card
In stock4.8 / 5.0
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Hilarious until it's awkward Our hilarious Hope Your Baby Doesn't Grow Up To Be A Serial Killer Card is the perfect card for your friend or favorit...
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Congrats On Your Bundle Of Joy (Who I Will Teach To Swear) Card
In stockIt takes a ducking village. Darn auto correct! Our Congratulations On Your Bundle Of Joy Who I Will Teach To Swear Like A Weathered Seaman Greeting...
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Had This Happened Earlier, I Would Have Been Concerned New Baby Card
In stockOffer congrats on a hare raising experience! 🐰🐰🐇💕 Don't let the new parents think that you couldn't' carrot all about their new bundle of joy! Brin...
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Goodnight Free Time, Uninterrupted Sleep, Spare Cash New Baby Card
In stockHouston, we have a baby! ✨🍼🚀✨ It's a whole new world when baby comes to town! Let the new parents know that they'll totally rocket this great space...
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Ain't No Hood Like Motherhood Greeting Card
In stockMotherhood. It’s all good in the hood(ie). Every mom has a little bit of gangster in her just waiting to come out, and our Ain't No Hood Like Moth...
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New Parent Conversations Greeting Card
In stockOh boy! (or girl!) Who's got the potty mouth now! 👶💩 Our cheeky New Parent Conversations Greeting Card illuminates a future a parent-to-be cannot e...
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I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Greeting Card
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13 Reviews
It's just that they scare me... You're going to be a great parent, and that's cool... I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Since you...
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Congrats On Your New (Baby) Tax Deduction Greeting Card
In stockWelcome their new bundle of joy refund! Not a "baby person"? No problem. Wholeheartedly congratulate the new parents for their minor financial win...
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Welcome to Motherhood's Irrational Fears Greeting Card
In stock5.0 / 5.0
1 Review
Irrational mom fears FTW Deliver a much-needed giggle to the new mama with our Welcome to Motherhood Greeting Card! This lighthearted card will hel...
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Welcome to Parenthood Babyproofing Card
In stockNobody puts baby in the corner (near your favorite vase) Hurl a dirty diaper truth bomb at the new parents in the funniest way possible with our We...
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Since You've Been Pregnant, You're Super Corny Baby Shower Card
In stockMake that upcoming baby shower a bit more bear-able! 🧸 Sure to get a belly full of laughs, this cheeky new mom card exudes the sweetness you want t...
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Sarcastic Welcome to Parenthood! Greeting Card
In stockWhat?! I can't hear you! I'm in the bathroom! Our fantastically sarcastic (and seemingly accurate,) Welcome to Parenthood Greeting Card gives a sne...
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Welcome Little One, Enjoy the Ride New Baby Card
In stockIt's gonna be a wild ride for you and your parents! Our just ducky Welcome Little One Enjoy the Ride New Baby Card, is as squeaky clean as they com...
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Greetings Tiny New Earthling Baby Card
In stockHooray. The alien creature has emerged from your belly. High fives threes to our Greetings Tiny New Earthling Baby Card! An extraterrestrial speci...
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And Now You Tell Me That You're Having A Baby Card
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5 Reviews
You're never gonna dance again Our celebratory And Now You Tell Me That You're Having A Baby Card is the perfect card for your friend that just ann...
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