New Baby Greeting Cards
Whoa, baby! Another baby shower? Don't worry, we've got you covered like a newborn blanketed in birthing gunk. So, go on and shop our hilarious collection of cheeky and irreverent new baby cards! Because if there's one thing new parents need, it is a laugh.
New Baby Greeting Cards
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You're Pregnant! Greeting Card
In stockIt's a toast to the bun in the oven! Our You're Pregnant Card is a great way to acknowledge that a friend or family member is expecting! The card i...
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Congrats On Your Bundle Of Joy (Who I Will Teach To Swear) Card
In stockIt takes a ducking village. Darn auto correct! Our Congratulations On Your Bundle Of Joy Who I Will Teach To Swear Like A Weathered Seaman Greeting...
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I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Greeting Card
In stockIt's just that they scare me... You're going to be a great parent, and that's cool... I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Since you...
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Baby Burrito Blanket
Last One! In stock, ready to shipGet ready to roll a mouth-watering Baby Burrito! 🌯👶 Looking for a unique baby gift? Well, we've rolled it all into one! With our Baby Burrito Swadd...
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Mysterio's Future-Predicting Infant Tee
In stockPredict the future! Wondering what the stars have in store for the little one? Unveil the mysteries with our unique, must-have baby shower gift... ...
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Since You've Been Pregnant, You're Super Corny Baby Shower Card
In stockMake that upcoming baby shower a bit more bear-able! 🧸 Sure to get a belly full of laughs, this cheeky new mom card exudes the sweetness you want t...
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New Baby Spork Greeting Card
In stockIt all began with some innocent spooning But spooning soon lead to forking... and 9 months later our adorkable Spork Baby Greeting Card arrived! T...
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Congrats On Your Brand New Poop Machine! Baby Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipFor shits and baby giggles Because parenthood is a real gas (with lots of wiping ass), our cheeky Poop Machine New Baby Card is just what the stor...
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Had This Happened Earlier, I Would Have Been Concerned New Baby Card
In stockOffer congrats on a hare raising experience! 🐰🐰🐇💕 Don't let the new parents think that you couldn't' carrot all about their new bundle of joy! Brin...
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Welcome to Parenthood Babyproofing Card
In stockNobody puts baby in the corner (near your favorite vase) Hurl a dirty diaper truth bomb at the new parents in the funniest way possible with our We...
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You Made A Tiny Person Greeting Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipCongratulation on your new person! You Made A Tiny Person" is not just a card; it's a badge of honor, a pat on the back, and a burst of laughter ro...
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Sarcastic Welcome to Parenthood! Greeting Card
In stockWhat?! I can't hear you! I'm in the bathroom! Our fantastically sarcastic (and seemingly accurate,) Welcome to Parenthood Greeting Card gives a sne...
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