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New Job Greeting Cards

So, the time has come to offer a fond farewell to possibly the only person that made your job tolerable? Shop our hilarious collection of New Job cards, which convey obligatory congratulations, along with a healthy dose of sarcasm to hide your true feelings.

New Job Greeting Cards

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    You are Strong, Fearless + Badass, I'm So F*cking Proud Of You Card

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    You are f'ing amazing! Not everyone deserves to be gifted with our You are Strong, Fearless + Badass... In Other Words... I'm So F*cking Proud Of Y...

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    Whoop-Ass Encouragement Pop-Up Greeting Card

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    Now with 30% more whoop! Unleash some serious encouragement with our Whoop-Ass Card! Send to a friend so they can crack upon a can of whoop ass, as...

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    Let's Party Tiki Punch Bowl Celebration Card

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    Ready to get fish tanked? No accomplishment is o-fish-al until you’ve had a chance to celebrate with cocktails! Better get your drinking flippers o...

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    Official Confettigram Pom Poms Greeting Card

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    Whoop! Whoop! Party delivery! Deliver a party to their mailbox with our Official Confettigram Pom Poms Greeting Card! It's colorful, free-spirited...

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    Kicking Ass + Taking Names Wild Cat Encouragement Card

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    Rawr! 💥🐈‍⬛📋 Nothing will stand between a cat and its prey, so continue to slay the day, kitties! And while you're at it, pounce on the chance to se...

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    The Hardest Days Of The Week Encouragement Card

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    This card will leave them in stitches Our cheeky First Seven Days Are Hardest Greeting is a clever sympathy card for somebody who looks like they'v...

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    I Am Soooo Fucking Proud of You Greeting Card

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    You are a f'ing rock star in my book! Send our I Am Soooo Fucking Proud of You Greeting Card to let some know how serious you are about how you pro...

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    Shoot For The Stars Because They Are So Twinkly + Smug Greeting Card

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    OMG Becky, look how smug that star is! Our Shoot For The Stars Because They Are So Twinkly And Smug Greeting Card is a fantastic and fun way to sen...

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    Hippo Hip Hip Hooray Celebration Card

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    It's a bird... it's a plane... it's a hippo-party-mus! Featuring a cute floating hippopotamus our adorable Hippo Hip Hip Hooray Card is for any occ...

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    You're Awesome Sauce Valentine's Day Card

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    A condiment compliment of the highest regard! For the person that makes everything more awesome, our Awesome Sauce Friendship Card says it all! Al...

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    Hill of Achievement Congratulations Card

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    You Goal Girl! Bringing new life to the phrase - over the hill - our Hill of Achievement Congratulations Card is the perfect card to give mad props...

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