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Oven Mitts and Kitchen Towels

Perfect Hostess Gifts! With our awesome collection of Aprons, Oven Mitt and Tea Towels, you can suit up and protect yourself while slicing, dicing, baking or cooking! A righteous assortment of fun and original gifts for your favorite foodie or aspiring chef. Our delightfully unique kitchen apparel will sure to bring some extra flavor to your next creation.

Oven Mitts and Kitchen Towels

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    The Dog'll Get It Dish Towel

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    Don't worry about it... I have a dog. You'll keep this The Dog'll Get It Dish Towel clean if you have a dog around... they clean up everything! ...

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    I'm Going To Need You To Cover That In Chocolate Dish Towel

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    So yeah, if you can just go ahead and do that! I'm Going To Need You To Cover That In Chocolate Dish Towel... I understand that it's already chocol...

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    Pecker Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    So many peckers! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds totally dirty! Our Pecker Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel, is a bright and stunn...

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    Smells Like Happy Oven Mitt

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    They don't call it comfort food for nothing! Crappy day? Release the kraken dopamine! Reward yourself with some good food and our Smells Like Happy...

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    Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Those are some super cute tits! Our Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel is a cheeky towel with a pun inspired twist that will have everyone laughing!...

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    People I Love: Cats. Dish Towel

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    Far superior to paypurrr products. Our hiss-terical People I Love: Cats. Dish Towel just barely scratches the surface of ones pre-fur-ence for cats...

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    Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel

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    Check out my huge cock towel! We swear that Our Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...

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    Booby Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Look at these boobies! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds inappropriate at first! Our Booby Bird Fowl Language Kitchen Dish Towel,...

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    Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel

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    Those are some nice Hooters! We swear that our Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...

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    Horny For Food Oven Mitt

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    Look at me the way you look at that cupcake! Our saucy and swank Horny For Food Oven Mitt is a must for foodies everywhere! The tangerine and pink...

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    I'll Feed All You F*ckers Dish Towel

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    Challenge accepted. Game on! 🔥🥩🔥 While the actual game may be playing in the background, the grill master is hard at work cooking up something deli...

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    Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins

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    You're filthy, wipe your mouth! It's time to put your money where your mouth is with our Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins! Refine your cocktail party e...

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    This Is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt

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    You know that meal was f*cking delicious So why not pat yourself on the back with our This is F*cking Delicious Oven Mitt! A tasty juxtaposition of...

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    Lap Cat Napkins

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    Lap cats! No fancy feast is complete without our playful paper Lap Cat Napkins! These folded feline fur'ends are the purr'furred way to keep your w...

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    Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel

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    Watch out for your ankles! Our Made From Scratch Cat Dish Towel is coming right for ya, and will keep you on your toes in the kitchen! Would you ju...

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    B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel

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    BTFU What may be an in-salt to some, our B*tch I Am The Secret Ingredient Dish Towel is the perfect gift for the seasoned chef, who uses a heavy do...

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    Dear Wine, Yes Oven Mitt

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    How do I love thee? Let me count the glasses. Celebrate the Hostess with the Mostess with our Dear Wine, Yes Oven Mitt. Beautifully designed, and o...

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    Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel

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    Our swanky Go Away Retro Hostess Dish Towel is the perfect anti-housewarming gift. Useful, stylish, thoughtful, and hilarious! This sassy and styli...

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    The Food Has Weed In It Dish Towel

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    I won't tell if you don't! I know, I know. You thought you were tasting the love, but really, it's weed. Our appetizing The Food Has Weed In It Wov...

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    Hey, Have You Tried Cheese Dish Towel

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    Looking for a devilishly fun hostess gift? Our hell-arious Hey, Have You Tried Cheese Dish Towel is so damned cheesy, it will have you running for ...

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