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Sh*t, Shower 'N' Shave Soap

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Original price $9.99 - Original price $9.99
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Current price $9.99
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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $5.95 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.

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Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $5.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

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The three S's 💩🚿🪒

Fondly referred to as "the 3 s's" this vital butt nugget of information has been routinely passed down from one generation of males to the next. With the utmost importance placed on the order of these three activities, our Sh*t, Shower 'N' Shave Soap is a delightfully crude, fun, and sweary reminder of this life lesson from dear ole dad.

  • Sh*t, Shower and Shave Soap Bar
  • 100% natural shaving bar with orange and lavender essential oils.
  • This fabulous and fragrant long-lasting shave bar is 100% natural and will raise many laughs but will also be an absolute treat to use!
  • Made with castor oil and kaolin clay, it's kind to skin and gives a great lather - if you don't have a brush, then whip one it up in your hands and slap it on for a sublimely smooth shave.
  • Made in United Kingdom
A fun gift for Valentine's Day, Father's Day, or as a last piece of advice before sending them off to college!

Our vegan Sh*t, Shower and Shave Soap Bar measures approximately 3.2 inches long x 2.2 inches wide x 1 inch tall. Peel off the wrapper and give yourself a good rub-a-dub-dub with this fruity foam soap!

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