Sh*t, Shower 'N' Shave Soap
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Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.
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The three S's 💩🚿🪒
Fondly referred to as "the 3 s's" this vital butt nugget of information has been routinely passed down from one generation of males to the next. With the utmost importance placed on the order of these three activities, our Sh*t, Shower 'N' Shave Soap is a delightfully crude, fun, and sweary reminder of this life lesson from dear ole dad.
- Sh*t, Shower and Shave Soap Bar
- 100% natural shaving bar with orange and lavender essential oils.
- This fabulous and fragrant long-lasting shave bar is 100% natural and will raise many laughs but will also be an absolute treat to use!
- Made with castor oil and kaolin clay, it's kind to skin and gives a great lather - if you don't have a brush, then whip one it up in your hands and slap it on for a sublimely smooth shave.
- Made in United Kingdom