Gifts for Co-Workers

*NOTE: These ARE OFFENSIVE crayons. Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone...

Don’t let work get you down in the dumps Our humorous Desk Dumpster Pencil Holder is a functional way to display the ultimate metaphor for modern t...

Share them with fellow plant enthusiasts! Are you a proud plant enthusiast? Then these pens are perfect for you! Express your love for plants with ...

Favorite childhood memory is not paying bills Adulting can be tough sometimes, especially when it side-swipes you. Our Adulthood Pen Set takes a li...

Fowl-mouthed fine feathered friends! A best seller! Some of our feathered friends are positively fowl-mouthed and our amusing Fowl Language Mug fea...

Color Your World! 🌈✏️ Meet the perfect fusion of retro charm and modern flair! Our chunky, vibrant mechanical pencil boasts a natural wood barrel a...

Funny and powerful affirmations! Introducing our Reminders Daily Mantras Pen Set, the perfect companion to empower you and uplift your spirit every...

Embrace nostalgia with a modern twist! Get ready to take a trip down memory lane with a contemporary spin as we present the Big Graphite Mechanical...

I hope my assignment isn't this big! It's our Giant Pencil! The greatest feature is that it's a real pencil! And in that capacity, it functions...

Sheet, these are fun! Popping bubble wrap is extremely therapeutic! Heck, even those popper toys kids are obsessed are based on their magic! Well...

You'll totally want to plant a kisser on this planter! With a dry eraser marker that is! Our hilariously named Face Plant Planter is the perfect bl...

For when your shift hits the fan Anyone that has worked in customer service will feel a deep connection to this set of stabbingly fun set of pens! ...

Looking for a creative way to celebrate across the miles? Our deliciously fun Double Chocolate Celebration Cake Kit is like sending a warm chocolat...

Come one, come all! 🎪💩 Our hilariously inviting Welcome to The Shit Show Pen Set is the perfect gift for those going through some sh*t! Because fin...

Great f'n conversational pens! Our Fuck It All Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who needs to have a laugh at a shitty situation! When ...

Unleash the Prehistoric Power on Your Desk! Step back in time and let your workspace roar with the unparalleled might of the legendary T-Rex! Intro...

Sure, help yourself to some of my pens! Our Sarcasm Pen Set is the perfect set of pens for anyone who can't every be taken literally! Sarcasm is ...

No fucks. Our Pencils For Zero Fucks are perfect for when you just don't have any fucks to give anymore. You're so over it... you can't even. This ...

Have years of overplucking your eyebrows got you down? Feeling left out with the giant caterpillar eyebrows rage? Our Emergency Eyebrows have got y...

Surround yourself with positivity and embrace your journey! Our Affirmations Pen Set is designed to inspire and empower you with positive affirmati...

100 tricks to improve your reputation at work (without trying) Need some help in the How to Not Look Like a Slacker Department? Our non-HR approved...

Oh, cool. It's Monday (eyeroll) Get our Pencils For The Office to remind everyone what we're actually thinking. Do you enjoy seeing my resting staf...

A mini exercise bike for your desk! Make spinning classes more convenient with this Desktop Cycling Class! Put your fingers in gear and Spin Your S...