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Gifts for Morning People

Are morning people onto something? What's up with chirpy morning folks? Our quirky collection is for those who greet the dawn with a smile (how do they even do that?).  Fun gifts that are perfect for your friends and family who are up before the rooster crows, or for tricking yourself into loving those early hours. Gifts to make mornings less meh and more yay!
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    Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Those are some super cute tits! Our Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel is a cheeky towel with a pun inspired twist that will have everyone laughing!...

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    Booby Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Look at these boobies! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds inappropriate at first! Our Booby Bird Fowl Language Kitchen Dish Towel,...

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    Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel

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    Those are some nice Hooters! We swear that our Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...

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    Pocket Latte - Caffeinated Hazelnut Coffee Chocolate Bar

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    Tastes like real coffee, because it is! We thought about nutelling you about our Pocket Latte - Caffeinated Hazelnut Coffee Chocolate Bar... so we ...

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    Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel

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    Check out my huge cock towel! We swear that Our Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...

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    Fowl Language Bird Mug

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    Fowl-mouthed fine feathered friends! A best seller! Some of our feathered friends are positively fowl-mouthed and our amusing Fowl Language Mug fea...

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    Calm Your Tits! Bird Mug

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    Feeling stressed out? Need a good laugh? This mug is the tits! 🐦 Our naturally punny Calm Your Tits Bird Mug will look great perched on your desk...

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    Dat Ass Soap

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    Booty lovers, meet your new bath-time bestie! Dat Ass Funny Soap, the soap that's got your back (side) covered. Crafted with cheeky love, our bar ...

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    Plant Addict Mug

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    You're so ferny, you grow girl! Nestle down amongst your leafy friends with our Plant Addict Mug and enjoy a calming cuppa while planning your next...

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    Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope

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    These nuts actually smell good! Encourage guys to defunk their junk with deez nuts! Our hilarious Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope is guaranteed to ma...

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    The Ultimate Movie Buff Mug

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    I'm fluent in movie quotes If you consider yourself a movie buff, then put your inner-geek to the test with our iconic The Ultimate Movie Buff Mug....

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    Stay Golden Golden Girls Mug

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    Stay Golden, Girls Feel all warm and fuzzy inside, as you drink from your Golden Girls Stay Golden Ceramic Mug and the wealth of love, laughter, an...

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    The Ridiculously Rude Plants Mug

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    Excuse me, have you snipped your Shaggy Soldier? Our Ridiculously Rude Plants Mug features a fun collection of seemingly innocent plants that all h...

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    Cute-Tea The Charming Hedgehog Tea Infuser

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    Cruising for a brew'sing! Our Cute-Tea The Charming Hedgehog is looking sharp as always! Forget hogging the tea all to yourself, invite this deligh...

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    Baths 'R' Gross Soap

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    I won't sit is a gross body soup! Dive into a shower sensation that'll leave baths quaking with envy! Baths 'R' Gross Soap is here to redefine clea...

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    Meant to Bean Coffee Sticker

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    Just brew it! Our funny Meant to Bean Coffee Pun Sticker looks great on your tablet, laptop, car, bike and much more! The adorable design features ...

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    Trying Hard Not To Connect With People Right Now Mug

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    If you're a fan of the iconic TV show Schitt's Creek, you'll instantly recognize this epic quote from none other than the fabulous David Rose! Pict...

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    Sh*tting Rainbows Kind Of Day Socks

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    Holy crapola! Today is THE BEST! Our Shitting Rainbows Kind of Day Socks is just the pair to pull out of your sock drawer when you're so freakin ...

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    Adulting Achieved Mug

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    The Ultimate Trophy for Grown-Ups! Attention all adulting champs! 🏆 It's time to pat yourself on the back for conquering those daily grown-up battl...

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    Oscar Mayer Gummy Bacon

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    Get ready to squeal with delight for Oscar Mayer Gummy Bacon! Oscar Mayer Gummy Bacon is a wacky, tasty mashup of your dreams, where chewy gummy ca...

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    The Book Lover's Mug

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    Have you read all these books yet? Why not curl up for a good read with The Book Lover's Mug. The mug has 30 unforgettable classic novels to choose...

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    Wash Your Tits Bird Soap

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    It's just a little "fowl" language, you dirty bird! We didn't mean to ruffle your feathers! Our cheeky Wash Your Tits artisan soap bar generously l...

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    Smells Like Happy Oven Mitt

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    They don't call it comfort food for nothing! Crappy day? Release the kraken dopamine! Reward yourself with some good food and our Smells Like Happy...

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    I Like Big Balls And I Cannot Lie Knitting Mug

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    Oh my god, Becky. Look at her yarn. It's so big. Share your love for big balls (of yarn!) and 90's rap + hip-hop, with our hilarious knitting-theme...

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