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Gifts for Morning People

Are morning people onto something? What's up with chirpy morning folks? Our quirky collection is for those who greet the dawn with a smile (how do they even do that?).  Fun gifts that are perfect for your friends and family who are up before the rooster crows, or for tricking yourself into loving those early hours. Gifts to make mornings less meh and more yay!
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    Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel

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    Those are some nice Hooters! We swear that our Hooters Dirty Pun Owl Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...

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    Booby Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Look at these boobies! We swear this is totally innocent... it just sounds inappropriate at first! Our Booby Bird Fowl Language Kitchen Dish Towel,...

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    Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel

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    Check out my huge cock towel! We swear that Our Cocks Dirty Pun Bird Dish Towel just sounds inappropriate at first! It is a beautifully produced co...

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    Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Those are some super cute tits! Our Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel is a cheeky towel with a pun inspired twist that will have everyone laughing!...

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    Get Sh*t Done Multi-Tasking Octopus Sticker

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    If only we had eight arms! 🔨🐙📱 Our ink-credibly cute Get Shit Done Multi-Tasking Octopus Sticker just may in fact be our spirit animal er spirit mo...

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    Addicted To The Pot Pencil Set

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    The coffee pot, that is. Coffee lovers, teachers, college students, parents, to-do-listers... our Addicted To The Pot Pencil Set is just what you o...

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    Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope

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    These nuts actually smell good! Encourage guys to defunk their junk with deez nuts! Our hilarious Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope is guaranteed to ma...

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