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Gifts for Morning People

Are morning people onto something? What's up with chirpy morning folks? Our quirky collection is for those who greet the dawn with a smile (how do they even do that?).  Fun gifts that are perfect for your friends and family who are up before the rooster crows, or for tricking yourself into loving those early hours. Gifts to make mornings less meh and more yay!
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    Addicted To The Pot Pencil Set

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    The coffee pot, that is. Coffee lovers, teachers, college students, parents, to-do-listers... our Addicted To The Pot Pencil Set is just what you o...

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    Knit Happens Knitting Mug

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    That's a great purl of wisdom right there! On pins and needles looking for the perfect gift? Don't get unraveled! Our cheeky Knit Happens Coffee Mu...

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    Rude Bugs Mug

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    Get read to bug out with this creepy crawly hilarious mug! Tired of your ordinary coffee routine? It's time to shake things up with our Rude Bugs M...

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    How Sweet It Is! Cinnamon Roll Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers

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    Experience the '80s All Over Again! How Sweet It Is! Cinnamon Roll Scented Retro Scratch 'n Sniff Stinky Stickers - because who needs a time machin...

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    Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus Soap

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    Keep Earth Clean... "butt"... keep Uranus clean too! It's been dealing with your crap for years. The future is here, and it's time to get your ass...

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    Sh*t, Shower 'N' Shave Soap

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    The three S's 💩🚿🪒 Fondly referred to as "the 3 s's" this vital butt nugget of information has been routinely passed down from one generation of mal...

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    Get Sh*t Done Multi-Tasking Octopus Sticker

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    If only we had eight arms! 🔨🐙📱 Our ink-credibly cute Get Shit Done Multi-Tasking Octopus Sticker just may in fact be our spirit animal er spirit mo...

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    DIY Tips & Tricks Mug

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    Just when you were about to say ah, screw it! 🔩 Wooden you know it, our DIY Tips Tricks Mug appears out of the glue to save the day! Featuring solu...

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    Horny For Food Oven Mitt

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    Look at me the way you look at that cupcake! Our saucy and swank Horny For Food Oven Mitt is a must for foodies everywhere! The tangerine and pink...

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    Please Wash Your Buttocks Punk Rock Soap

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    Did you hear that? The shower is calling... I wanna be "sudd-ated"! Mosh pits? cool. Stinky pits? really not cool. Your taste in music may be excel...

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    Extra-Strength Mom Spit Soap

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    Fun Mother's Day Gift! Now 100% less gross! Our new saliva-free, handmade soap formula offers the same legendary cleaning power of Mom Spit in soap...

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    90% Winning Fake Arguments in the Shower Meme Soap

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    Soap for working sh*t out in the shower. Start every day with a win! All you need is this fun soap and a great point, and you'll soon be steaming u...

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    Step Aside Coffee Gum

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    Coffee... We love you. You're so cute sometimes! Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! Our hilariously irreverent Step Aside Coffee...

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    I Love You For Memorizing My Coffee Order Greeting Card

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    Catch coffee-lings for someone? Espresso yourself with our fun and frothy Coffee Order Love Card! No reason to wait for a major Hallmark holiday. A...

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