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Quirky gifts await to thrill the nerds and geeks in our galaxy! Ever wondered where learning science, math, or literature collide in a big bang of fun? Look no further! Perpetual Kid specializes in cultivating a garden of geeky gadgets and nerdtastic novelties that speak the language of book-smart!
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    Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm

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    The course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm! Apply our Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm every day and they will vow ...

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    Giant Gumball Scented Giant Stress Ball

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    Bubble Gum Scented! Before you blow up over a stressful situation, or blow things out of proportion, grab a hold of our super satisfying Giant Gumb...

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    Build A Plant Maze

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    Ignite a lifelong love for nature! It's a-maze-ing! Discover the enchanting journey of a sprouting bean with Grow-A-Maze! Dive into the mesmerizin...

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    Instant Winter Snow

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    Make your own Yeti habitat! Our Instant Winter Snow is here to save the day! It's quite possible that snowbody loves snow days more than we do! Ho...

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    How To Swear Around the World Cards

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    Cultured? F**k yeah we are! Are you looking for a new hobby? Like to travel and interact with new people? Enjoy the delicate art of perfectly peppe...

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    Shakespearean Profanities Cards

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    These insults are lit! Literary buffs will thoroughly enjoy the barbed tongue insults highlighted in our Shakespearean Profanities Cards! They're l...

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    Magic Sprout Mushroom Bookmarks

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    Don’t Just Read. Sprout Your Imagination! Designed to look like adorable mushrooms popping up from the forest floor, our Magic Sprout Mushroom Book...

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    USB Cordless Light Bulb

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    Battery powered filament light Glass & Metal construction - quality look & feel. USB Rechargeable, battery powered lightbulb. Hold an illu...

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    Of Quartz It's A Whole Uncut Geode

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    Phenomenal crystalline interior Our seemingly unremarkable Of Quartz It's A Whole Uncut Geode looks like a mild-mannered rock from the Daily Planet...

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    Personalised Star Map The Night Sky Of A Special Date

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    Capture Your Cherished Moments with a Personalised Star Map - The Perfect Gift! Looking for a gift that's out of this world? Look no further than o...

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    Cat IQ Test

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    Suspect that your little furry friend is an evil genius? 😼🌍 Calm your purrty little head or stoke your fears with our Cat IQ Test Cards! They will ...

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    Retro Gems Of The USA

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    Geologists rock! Our fascinating Gems of The USA is a great starter sampler for the little geologist. This awesome collection has 16 semi-precious ...

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    Twisted Word Search

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    Twisted is the new normal Our Twisted Word Search has over 100 word search puzzles, each with a mind-bending twist or theme. Breaking the rules, de...

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    Flash Rocks

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    What would Flash Gordon think? Is that triboluminescence in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us? Forseriously though... Just rub our Flas...

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    Pterribly Awesome Birthday Card

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    Pterrific way to celebrate! Send birthday wishes with this Pterribly Awesome Birthday Card. Featuring a magenta pterodactyl soaring on the cover, i...

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    Dog IQ Test

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    The ulti-mutt gift for dog lovers! Find out if your dog is the king of the park or too big for its bark, with our Dog IQ Test! This paws-itively fu...

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    Become a Laird or Lady

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    Fancy owning a wee bit of Scotland, wouldn'y ya? Looking to trade in your boring miss or mister title for something a wee bit fancier? Our Become a...

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    Alien Invasion UFO Abduction Soap

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    Because alien abduction stink! The aliens are here! Time to cower in the shower with a fresh bar of Alien Invasion Soap! Because you may as well ke...

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    Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus Soap

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    Keep Earth Clean... "butt"... keep Uranus clean too! It's been dealing with your crap for years. The future is here, and it's time to get your ass...

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    Crystal Growing Rock

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    This gift rocks! Don't be caught handing out schist presents, when you can give them something as gneiss as our Crystal Growing Rocks! Know someone...

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    Conspiracy Theory Big Brother Soap

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    WAKE-UP! and shower. Stand your ground and let the rebellion begin at home (and in the shower) as you wash away the PSYOP manipulations we're fed d...

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    Magnetite Lodestone Magnetic Rock

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    Naturally magnetic We're positive that budding geologists and rock enthusiasts alike will be instantly attracted to our Magnetite Lodestone! This r...

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    Grammar Police Guessing Card Game

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    There, their, they're You have the right to remain silent unless you know your grammar. In which case you'll probably have plenty to say while play...

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    Lots O' Noodles Roll O’ Notes

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    No soup for you! Introducing the quirky scribbler's delight - Lots O' Noodles Roll O' Notes! Fooled ya, didn't we? No soup for you, but heaps of fu...

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Unleash your inner geek and embrace the quirky side of life by shopping for nerds and geeks at Perpetual Kid! Why settle for ordinary when you can surprise your brainy buddies with gifts that speak to their unique passions? From whimsical gadgets to nostalgic toys, Perpetual Kid offers a treasure trove of quirky presents that will not only tickle their intellect but also awaken their playful spirit. After all, every genius deserves a dash of fun, and what better way to celebrate their eccentricities than with a gift that's as delightfully dorky as they are!"