Gifts For Relaxing

Times are tough... but dang, this is some good weed! Happy to take the edge off this last trip around the sun, our Rough Year! Just Grateful Weed i...

Time to go water the bushes houseplants. 😏🪴 Designed to look like a miniature version of the peeing boy trope popularized in ancient times, our whi...

Coffee... We love you. You're so cute sometimes! Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! Our hilariously irreverent Step Aside Coffee...

Benefit from Healing Stones? Of Quartz! Nommmmmmm Ommmmmmmm... Sometimes chocolate is not the answer. (Relax, don't get all charged up, we said so...

Walk the walk and talk the talk. Our preposterously tranquil Take No Shit Give No Fucks Women's Socks are the perfect way to calmly express yoursel...

The awkward years... The Wonder Years, they were not. Without getting into specifics... our totally relatable Still Recovering From Middle School ...

Feeling stressed out? Need a good laugh? This mug is the tits! 🐦 Our naturally punny Calm Your Tits Bird Mug will look great perched on your desk...

Rude + Crude Gum Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now....

Get MEOWT of here! 🙀 If spending the day around people leaves you desperate to curl up into a tiny ball on the couch, next to your cat, our People ...

Donut, donut you want me? Don’t be jelly! Our a-dough-rably creative Donut Hole Coffee Mug is a hole lotta fun just waiting to get into your hot li...

How about... no. Our charmingly succinct Fuck That Candle smells to our nose a whole lot like "Oh, hells to the noes." It's the candle to grab whe...

She got fairy dusted. Not quite the fairytale ending for all, but you can live happily ever after wearing our dead-pan hilarious Give a Shit Fairy ...

Carry a torch for your beloved bed Celebrate your favorite pastime and go for the gold in our Olympic Long Sleeper Men's Crew Socks! You can train ...

Pardon Our Fucking French What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'...

Ah, yes! Getting down to business. Our Go Away I'm Introverting Women's Crew Socks may be the right fit for you too if your ideal night includes: ...