I Love Your Penis, It's The Best Greeting Card

Offensive + DelightfulSKU: CARD-6424

Sale price$4.99
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It's an outstanding quality you possess!

I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by...

  • Made in the USA!
  • Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper
  • Printed with soy based inks
  • Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches
  • Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope.
  • Blank inside

So, snap up our fun brash greeting and send it out to your special Tom, Dick, or Harry who could use a good laugh.

Our I Love Your Penis, It's The Best Greeting Card is proudly made in sunny Los Angeles by a badass chick!


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