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What the heck else did you think you'd find in our gifts with Swear Words collection? Behold, our amazing hand-picked selection of essential f***ing gifts. Imagine the cloud of profanity that will spill from your foul-mouthed friend's mouth as they unleash their excitement. 

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    Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set

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    Lather, rinse, and f*cking repeat Show them how you really feel about tedious tasks with our Subversive Cross-Stitch Sponge Set. Because as you kno...

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    Congrats On Your Bundle Of Joy (Who I Will Teach To Swear) Card

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    It takes a ducking village. Darn auto correct! Our Congratulations On Your Bundle Of Joy Who I Will Teach To Swear Like A Weathered Seaman Greeting...

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    F*ck! Crocodile Encouragement Card

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    In a while crocodile This chompy Fuck! Crocodile Encouragement Card kind of gets right to the point. Obviously something just grazed or bumped the ...

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    Get Sh*t Done Multi-Tasking Octopus Sticker

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    If only we had eight arms! 🔨🐙📱 Our ink-credibly cute Get Shit Done Multi-Tasking Octopus Sticker just may in fact be our spirit animal er spirit mo...

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    Happy Coming Out Of Your Mom's Vagina Day Birthday Card

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    You probably didn't expect to think about your mom's hoo hoo today! Get ready to inject a dose of wonderfully awkward into your gift-giving game! ...

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    Holy Shitballs Dung Beetle Congratulations Card

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    Whatever their achievement, we’re sure that shits gonna be ballin’! 🟤🪲 Looking for a cheeky way to send congratulations? Our Holy Shitballs Greeti...

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    Retro Happy Birthday You Little Sh*t Birthday Card

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    Don't be a party pooper! Send our rascally Retro Happy Birthday You Little Shit Birthday Card to your friends and family, and you're guaranteed to ...

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    Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card

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    Shut the door and have some me time! Seriously. Relax! After All You're The Fucking Birthday Girl! You probably haven't had time to pee without i...

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    Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card

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    Olly olly oxen free! Our obnoxiously fun Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card features that little asshole Billy shouting his birthday message so you c...

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    The Sh*t I Do For You Thank You Card

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    Ugh. Like, gag me with a worm. Motherhood can be so gross. Thankfully, our adorably fowl-mouthed The Sh*t I Do For You Card humorously highlights t...

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    You Can Have Your Cake , After All It's Your F*cking Birthday Card

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    I many even go for seconds... Our You Can Have Your Cake And Eat It Too!!! After All It's Your Fucking Birthday Card perfectly defines that strong ...

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    Oh Sh*t! Has Anyone Seen My Hopes + Dreams Greeting Card

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    My love of food stopped me from going pro! Give your friend this humorous Oh Shit! Has Anyone Seen My Hopes + Dreams Greeting Card featuring a woma...

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    Serenity Last F*ck Friendship Card

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    Throwing in the towel never felt so good 🧖 Our offbeat Serenity Sympathy Card, perfectly conveys the tranquil feeling one experiences by letting go...

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    Ringmaster Of The Sh*tshow Pencil Case

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    The show must go on!With our amazingly accurate Ringmaster of the Shitshow Pencil Case, you can proudly flash your cringe worthy credentials at the...

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    No Swearing Except for the F-Word Greeting Card

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    The F word is acceptable! Our delightfully fun No Swearing Except for the F-Word Greeting Card is an homage to those ladies that enjoy using the f-...

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    For F*ck's Sake Anniversary Card

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    This is not a swan (swan) song Whether you're delighted or dismayed by the event, our snarky For Fuck's Sake Seagull Anniversary Card has got you c...

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    I'll F*ckin' Hug You Crew Socks

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    What can I say? I'm a hugger Our cautionary I'll Fuckin Hug You Women's Crew Socks say it pretty clearly. Some of us don't care about personal bubb...

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    Bitches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse

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    Checking boxes, and taking names! Introducing the subtle complexity of our self-assured Bitches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse. At first glance, it may ...

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    Here's Your Gift Motherf*cker Gum

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    The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The Circle Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift g...

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    Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel

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    Those are some super cute tits! Our Tit Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel is a cheeky towel with a pun inspired twist that will have everyone laughing!...

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