Gifts

Bubble Gum Scented! Before you blow up over a stressful situation, or blow things out of proportion, grab a hold of our super satisfying Giant Gumb...

Don't get caught holding the Dik Dik! Let's play a game and embrace natures naughty side with our hilarious Don't Be A Dik Dik Card Game! It's a hi...

That's a great purl of wisdom right there! On pins and needles looking for the perfect gift? Don't get unraveled! Our cheeky Knit Happens Coffee Mu...

Thick as thieves The fun and crafty How Fucking Lucky Are We Greeting Card is the perfect card recognizing a special relationship. Old friends, new...

Never underestimate the protective power of pickles! This pickle bandage prevents pickle brine from stinging your cuts, scrapes or other minor boo-...

Your taste buds will break out into a robot dance! Get ready to embark on a taste bud adventure with our Sour Robots Gummy Candy! These little robo...

3, 2, 1... Blast off! Our retro Potato Zapper is the perfect toy to give you a truly out of this world playtime! Did you know that one single potat...

Hit me, baby, one more time! Hey there, birthday diva! Are you ready to get down and groove like it's 1999? Our Britney It's Your Birthday Bitch Bi...

Divine birthday wishes from upper management! Even Jesus is excited when you send the OMG! It's Your Birthday Card to your friends! What a surprise...

Feeling all philo-sloth-ical and stuff Good times are a plenty with our I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum. Embrace the lazy but amazy attitude ...

Nothing is im-possum-able! The Office Possum is the best and closest way to make that out-of-reach dream finally come true. Having your new BFF at ...

Stay cool as a cucumber! Don't get yourself in a pickle by losing your cool at an inappropriate time! Dill with it the best you can with our hilari...

The Rubik's Cube is baaaaack! The most colorful + puzzling icon of the 80's has returned and is now available in pocket size! It's true... The Worl...

Cute As A Butt-on Gum If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass"...

Scratch my belly! Give these adorable puppies a tummy scratch while keeping your nails in pawfect condition. A super cute addition to any dog-lover...

The struggle is real. Finals-ly, a pen set that humorously relates to the unique stressors of college student life! A fun conversation starter, thi...

Did you forget to pay the electric bill... again? A fun (possibly parting) gift for the forgetful roommate, our Forgot To Pay The Electric Travel...

Drinking from the bowl? Good boi! Let your doggo indulge in their favorite guilty pleasure with our Toilet Shaped Pet Bowl! It's loads of fun! In f...

Time to give it another f*cking go. Present the gift of another chance with our brazenly funny Unfuck Yourself Pain Can Candle! Whatever the occasi...

Size doesn't matter! Get ready to bounce back into the golden era of nostalgia with the World's Smallest Pogo Ball! Remember the days when pogoing ...

Always dour in the shower Sunny The Happy Blobfish is ready to be your new best friend. He's made of TPR (ThermoPlastic Rubber) and is really stret...