No Swearing Except for the F-Word Greeting Card
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The F word is acceptable!
Our delightfully fun No Swearing Except for the F-Word Greeting Card is an homage to those ladies that enjoy using the f-word while partaking in the art of cross-stitching!
- No Swearing Except for the F-Word Greeting Card
- Front: "No swearing, except for the F-word" hilariously illustrated in cross-stitch
- Inside: Blank for your personal message, or to insert another outrageously unexpected quote from the movie
- An excellent any occasion card for fans of the movie Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar, or for anyone that daydreams... about life outside of this place.
Made in the USA!
A fun greeting for your besties who you love to have silly fun with.
Made in the United States of America. Measures approximately 6.5 inches tall x 4.75 inches wide and includes a matching French paper envelope.
Made in collaboration with Lionsgate for the release of Barb & Star go to Vista Del Mar starring Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumolo. Our No Swearing Except for the F-Word Greeting Card is a fun reminder to get out there and live a little!