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    Another Year Closer to Acceptably Wear Crocs Birthday Card

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    Holey crap. Crocs are still a thing? The quest to find the birthday card can be treacherous. Shoes wisely! Flip your Crocs into sports mode and ven...

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    You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gross. Birthday Card

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    Happy squeezing out day! Remind everyone where they really came from and send them some birthday love with our You Came Out Of A Vagina Today. Gros...

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    Hill of Achievement Congratulations Card

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    You Goal Girl! Bringing new life to the phrase - over the hill - our Hill of Achievement Congratulations Card is the perfect card to give mad props...

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    I Know Things Are Sort Of A Dumpster Fire Right Now Greeting Card

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    Life a dumpster fire? Roast marshmallows! Sometimes life gives us lemons and we make lemonade, but then there are times that the I Know Things Are ...

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    Relationship Test Greeting Card

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    Please pass that damn hex tool thing... honey! Has your marriage survived a trip to Ikea? Congratulations!... now get ready for the real challenge....

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    Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Birthday Card

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    Cheer up! You're not dead yet. Let's celebrate another year of escaping death with our Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Birthday Card. Another year w...

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    Congrats On Your New (Baby) Tax Deduction Greeting Card

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    Welcome their new bundle of joy refund! Not a "baby person"? No problem. Wholeheartedly congratulate the new parents for their minor financial win...

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    Thanks For Being My Work BFF Greeting Card

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    You make my job not suck as much! Give your work buddy our Thanks For Being My Work BFF Greeting Card just wait for the endearing smiles! It's hard...

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    If I Won The Lottery I Would Pick Out The Best Nursing Home For You Greeting Card

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    I love you best from a distance. Whether you had a rocky relationship with your parents or not, this hilarious If I Won The Lottery I Would Pick Ou...

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    Retro 1980's Windsuit Wsssh! Birthday Card

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    Have a nice, nice birthday Stop collaborate and listen, our Windsuit Birthday Wsssh! Greeting Card is here, and it's our latest addition (of corny ...

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    I Love You For Memorizing My Coffee Order Greeting Card

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    Catch coffee-lings for someone? Espresso yourself with our fun and frothy Coffee Order Love Card! No reason to wait for a major Hallmark holiday. A...

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    1980's Kid Pizza Bagel Bites Birthday Card

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    Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime! Deliver wholesome birthday wishes with our 1980's Kid Pizza Bagel Bites Birthday C...

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    Today Calls For Wearing Your Favorite Scrunchie Greeting Card

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    Kids are finally going back to school! Some days are more special than others can celebrate them with our Today Calls For Wearing Your Favorite Scr...

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    My Favorite Person to Mumble Through Lyrics With Friendship Card

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    It's not fair to deny me, of the cross-eyed bear that you've given me You, you, you oughta know at least one friend you can give our Mumble Lyrics ...

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