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Scratch & Sniff Cold Pressed Birthday Card

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Contiguous US: Free Shipping on orders over $49. $4.99 on orders under $49. Average transit time of 4 business days. Rush shipping options are also available.

Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


Free Shipping

We offer free shipping on qualified orders over $49 after any coupons have been applied and shipping within the contiguous United States. Orders under $49 ship to the contiguous United States for $4.99 (more information)

Time To Ship

Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

We ship to APO and FPO addresses via the USPS and include the required customs forms. Free shipping is not available.

Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

Shipping charges are based on your delivery location and order weight/dimensions. You will be shown the cost and approximate delivery date during checkout.

60 Day Returns

Customer satisfaction is extremely important to us!

If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

Serve up a healthy dose of well wishes!

For those who have given up gin and juice for gym and juice, our Scratch & Sniff Cold Pressed Birthday Card is just what the doctor ordered! You’d be cold pressed to find a more well-suited card for the health nut in your life!

  • Smells like fresh cut grass!
  • Front reads: Happy cold pressed, organic, cleansing, rejuvenating, all natural, non-gmo Birthday! Blank inside
  • Features a hand drawn illustration of a green bottle of some healthy shit healthy people drink.
  • Made in the USA!

Can’t say we’re guilty of succumbing to the green juice craze, but more power to ya! Your bowels must be those of a 20 year old!. The closest thing we’ll get to juicing is a Bloody Mary. Speaking of which, you should check out this card if you’re into day drinking tomatoes and vodka!

Hand drawn greeting cards from Chicago, IL.This folded card measures 5.5 inches X 4.25 inches and comes with a brown kraft envelope. Printed on white, premium-coated card stock using high quality pigment inks. Our Scratch & Sniff Cold Pressed Birthday Card is the perfect birthday card for fans of juiced wheat-grass.

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