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I Like You Better Without Pants Donkey Relationship Card
In stockFrom one donkey to another Whether you're looking for the perfect Valentine, or just a little ass, our totally a-mule-sing I Like You Better Withou...
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The Cure Cat Birthday Card
In stockShow me, show me, show meow you do that trick... Are you looking for The Cure to the birthday blues? Fur-ends, post-punk music lovers, and fellow l...
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Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card
In stockI hope they included a gift receipt! Bird calling all bird-watching enthusiasts... our 'Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card' is designed share...
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Slow the Sloth Down Birthday Card
In stockI'm slow excited, and I just can't hide it. 🦥🎈 Not to get all philo-sloth-ical on you... but If you're getting older, that means we're getting olde...
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OMG! You Got Me A Pony Birthday Card
In stockYou've always wanted a pony for your birthday! Hey, you! Yeah, you with the fantastic sense of humor and a knack for requesting ponies every year -...
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The Sh*t I Do For You Thank You Card
In stockUgh. Like, gag me with a worm. Motherhood can be so gross. Thankfully, our adorably fowl-mouthed The Sh*t I Do For You Card humorously highlights t...
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Your Butt Lights Up My Life Relationship Greeting Card
In stockOh, so cheeky! Perfectly illustrated with a field of fireflies at dusk, our word-playful Your Butt Lights Up My Life Love Card will surely tickle t...
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Feeling Cute, Might Swallow A Cake Later Hippo Birthday Card
In stockHip, Hippo, Hooray! 🎂🦛 This hippo knows how to party! Give a birthday greeting that speaks from the heart, and the stomach! Our painfully relatable...
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You Don't Suck Ladybug Greeting Card
In stockFor the one person that doesn't bug you🐞🖤🐞 In a world full of pesky blood-suckers, you've found true love! Celebrate the day with our adorable You...
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I Left a Hairball on Your Pillow Cat Birthday Card
In stockThe gift your cat thought you kneaded 😸🤍 Celebrating the joys of pet parenthood our Cat Hairball Birthday Greeting offers a gut-wrenching, heartfel...
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Get Sh*t Done Multi-Tasking Octopus Sticker
In stockIf only we had eight arms! 🔨🐙📱 Our ink-credibly cute Get Shit Done Multi-Tasking Octopus Sticker just may in fact be our spirit animal er spirit mo...
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Lit Gangsta Rooster Birthday Card
In stockcluck cluck motha fucka. Our absurdly funny Lit Gangsta Rooster Birthday Card features one bad mother clucker. In his defense, he does have a righ...
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For F*ck's Sake Anniversary Card
In stockThis is not a swan (swan) song Whether you're delighted or dismayed by the event, our snarky For Fuck's Sake Seagull Anniversary Card has got you c...
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Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Relationship Card
In stockFor the being who abducted your heart 💘🛸 Our cheeky Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Card is a play on the whole - take me to your leader - trope. We wo...
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Anti-Valentine's Day, Go Die in a Hole Greeting Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipQuoth the raven, "Go die in a hole!" For those that curse the day celebrated by happy couples around the world, our ravenously funny Hey Valentine'...
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T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card
In stockParty like there's no tomorrow Goodness cretaceous, great balls of fire! Our T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card sure knows how to party. But let's make...
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Dude, You're Weird Unicorn Birthday Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipThere’s no reigning you in! ✨🌈🦄✨ If you love it as a compliment when friends call you weird- you’ll identify with this card (and quite possibly a...
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I Love You More Than A Pile Of Hot Trash Relationship Card
In stockThis trash panda will steal your heart, and your sloppy seconds ❤️🦝🗑️ There's nothing that says love than comparing your loved one to a hot pile of...
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The End Is Near Dinosaur Birthday Card
In stockGoodness Cretaceous, great balls of fire! Celebrate your friends and family getting one year closer to their personal extinction level event with ...
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You Look Tasty T-Rex Relationship Card
Last One! In stock, ready to shipOhhh here she comes. Watch out boy she'll chew you up! She's a maneater baby! Our deliciously fun You Look Tasty T-Rex Card is dying to meat you an...
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I Can't Hide My Feelings For Relationship Card
In stockBig Foot rarely makes an appearance…🌲👣🌲 Yeti showed up anyway (and with a boombox in tow)! Squach and learn how it's done with our beyond-perfect C...
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Stay Positive Encouragement Card
In stockYou're doing AHHHH-MAZING! 🦀 Make them giggle and feel supported with our Stay Positive Greeting Card! Featuring a hilarious illustration of a seag...
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Holy Shitballs Dung Beetle Congratulations Card
In stockWhatever their achievement, we’re sure that shits gonna be ballin’! 🟤🪲 Looking for a cheeky way to send congratulations? Our Holy Shitballs Greeti...
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Thanks Matey Kraken Octopus Card
In stockYo ho ho! Cheers, matey ! 🍾🐙 Arrr you looking for the perfect thank you card for your drinking buddy? Whether you're miles apart or 20, 000 leagues...
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