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Modern Printed Matter

Get ready to ROFL with Modern Printed Matter's quirky animal-themed greeting cards and stickers! 🐾 Based in the creative heart of Rhode Island, this talented small business brings you sweet, sassy, and dark humor designs inspired by the wild side of nature.
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    Feeling Cute, Might Swallow A Cake Later Hippo Birthday Card

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    Hip, Hippo, Hooray! 🎂🦛 This hippo knows how to party! Give a birthday greeting that speaks from the heart, and the stomach! Our painfully relatable...

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    Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card

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    I hope they included a gift receipt! Bird calling all bird-watching enthusiasts... our 'Hawks I Hope It's Awesome Birthday Card' is designed share...

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    I Like You Better Without Pants Donkey Relationship Card

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    From one donkey to another Whether you're looking for the perfect Valentine, or just a little ass, our totally a-mule-sing I Like You Better Withou...

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    The Cure Cat Birthday Card

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    Show me, show me, show meow you do that trick... Are you looking for The Cure to the birthday blues? Fur-ends, post-punk music lovers, and fellow l...

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    Lit Gangsta Rooster Birthday Card

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    cluck cluck motha fucka. Our absurdly funny Lit Gangsta Rooster Birthday Card features one bad mother clucker. In his defense, he does have a righ...

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    Get Sh*t Done Multi-Tasking Octopus Sticker

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    If only we had eight arms! 🔨🐙📱 Our ink-credibly cute Get Shit Done Multi-Tasking Octopus Sticker just may in fact be our spirit animal er spirit mo...

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    You Don't Suck Ladybug Greeting Card

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    For the one person that doesn't bug you🐞🖤🐞 In a world full of pesky blood-suckers, you've found true love! Celebrate the day with our adorable You...

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    T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card

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    Party like there's no tomorrow Goodness cretaceous, great balls of fire! Our T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card sure knows how to party. But let's make...

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    Slow the Sloth Down Birthday Card

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    I'm slow excited, and I just can't hide it. 🦥🎈 Not to get all philo-sloth-ical on you... but If you're getting older, that means we're getting olde...

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    Thanks Matey Kraken Octopus Card

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    Yo ho ho! Cheers, matey ! 🍾🐙 Arrr you looking for the perfect thank you card for your drinking buddy? Whether you're miles apart or 20, 000 leagues...

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    The End Is Near Dinosaur Birthday Card

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    Goodness Cretaceous, great balls of fire! Celebrate your friends and family getting one year closer to their personal extinction level event with ...

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    I Left a Hairball on Your Pillow Cat Birthday Card

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    The gift your cat thought you kneaded 😸🤍 Celebrating the joys of pet parenthood our Cat Hairball Birthday Greeting offers a gut-wrenching, heartfel...

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    Your Butt Lights Up My Life Relationship Greeting Card

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    Oh, so cheeky! Perfectly illustrated with a field of fireflies at dusk, our word-playful Your Butt Lights Up My Life Love Card will surely tickle t...

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    OMG! You Got Me A Pony Birthday Card

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    You've always wanted a pony for your birthday! Hey, you! Yeah, you with the fantastic sense of humor and a knack for requesting ponies every year -...

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    For F*ck's Sake Anniversary Card

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    This is not a swan (swan) song Whether you're delighted or dismayed by the event, our snarky For Fuck's Sake Seagull Anniversary Card has got you c...

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    Dude, You're Weird Unicorn Birthday Card

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    There’s no reigning you in! ✨🌈🦄✨ If you love it as a compliment when friends call you weird- you’ll identify with this card (and quite possibly a...

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    Holy Shitballs Dung Beetle Congratulations Card

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    Whatever their achievement, we’re sure that shits gonna be ballin’! 🟤🪲 Looking for a cheeky way to send congratulations? Our Holy Shitballs Greeti...

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    Stay Positive Encouragement Card

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    You're doing AHHHH-MAZING! 🦀 Make them giggle and feel supported with our Stay Positive Greeting Card! Featuring a hilarious illustration of a seag...

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    You Are My Sunshine Angler Fish Greeting Card

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    Be careful what you fish for!☀️💕🐡 A cheeky take on everyone's favorite sunshine lullaby, ironically, the lovely creature gracing the front of our A...

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    Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Relationship Card

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    For the being who abducted your heart 💘🛸 Our cheeky Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Card is a play on the whole - take me to your leader - trope. We wo...

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    I Love You More Than A Pile Of Hot Trash Relationship Card

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    This trash panda will steal your heart, and your sloppy seconds ❤️🦝🗑️ There's nothing that says love than comparing your loved one to a hot pile of...

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    I Can't Hide My Feelings For Relationship Card

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    Big Foot rarely makes an appearance…🌲👣🌲 Yeti showed up anyway (and with a boombox in tow)! Squach and learn how it's done with our beyond-perfect C...

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    The Sh*t I Do For You Thank You Card

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    Ugh. Like, gag me with a worm. Motherhood can be so gross. Thankfully, our adorably fowl-mouthed The Sh*t I Do For You Card humorously highlights t...

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    You Look Tasty T-Rex Relationship Card

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    Ohhh here she comes. Watch out boy she'll chew you up! She's a maneater baby! Our deliciously fun You Look Tasty T-Rex Card is dying to meat you an...

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