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Be careful what you fish for!☀️💕🐡 A cheeky take on everyone's favorite sunshine lullaby, ironically, the lovely creature gracing the front of our A...

For the one person that doesn't bug you🐞🖤🐞 In a world full of pesky blood-suckers, you've found true love! Celebrate the day with our adorable You...

Oh, so cheeky! Perfectly illustrated with a field of fireflies at dusk, our word-playful Your Butt Lights Up My Life Love Card will surely tickle t...

Big Foot rarely makes an appearance…🌲👣🌲 Yeti showed up anyway (and with a boombox in tow)! Squach and learn how it's done with our beyond-perfect C...

Someone's lost their bearings! 🐻🥀 And needs a big ole bear hug! Our heart-wrenching All By Myself Love Card is the perfect Valentine’s Day greeting...

Now we feel like a jackass. We didn't realize there was going to be a donkey at this party! Awkward. Our disturbingly hilarious That is Some Dark A...

Ugh. Like, gag me with a worm. Motherhood can be so gross. Thankfully, our adorably fowl-mouthed The Sh*t I Do For You Card humorously highlights t...

The gift your cat thought you kneaded 😸🤍 Celebrating the joys of pet parenthood our Cat Hairball Birthday Greeting offers a gut-wrenching, heartfel...

Yo ho ho! Cheers, matey ! 🍾🐙 Arrr you looking for the perfect thank you card for your drinking buddy? Whether you're miles apart or 20, 000 leagues...

There’s no reigning you in! ✨🌈🦄✨ If you love it as a compliment when friends call you weird- you’ll identify with this card (and quite possibly a...

Come in close for a big bear hug... 🐻 Angry Bear is a mood within itself, and this adorably relatable card says it all! Because life is anything bu...

Ohhh here she comes. Watch out boy she'll chew you up! She's a maneater baby! Our deliciously fun You Look Tasty T-Rex Card is dying to meat you an...

For the being who abducted your heart 💘🛸 Our cheeky Take Me To Your Bedroom UFO Card is a play on the whole - take me to your leader - trope. We wo...

From one donkey to another Whether you're looking for the perfect Valentine, or just a little ass, our totally a-mule-sing I Like You Better Withou...

You're doing AHHHH-MAZING! 🦀 Make them giggle and feel supported with our Stay Positive Greeting Card! Featuring a hilarious illustration of a seag...

I'm slow excited, and I just can't hide it. 🦥🎈 Not to get all philo-sloth-ical on you... but If you're getting older, that means we're getting olde...

Goodness Cretaceous, great balls of fire! Celebrate your friends and family getting one year closer to their personal extinction level event with ...

Party like there's no tomorrow Goodness cretaceous, great balls of fire! Our T-Rex Ancient AF Birthday Card sure knows how to party. But let's make...

Show me, show me, show meow you do that trick... Are you looking for The Cure to the birthday blues? Fur-ends, post-punk music lovers, and fellow l...