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    Here's Your Gift Motherf*cker Gum

    Blue Q
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    The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The Circle Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift g...

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    At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum

    Blue Q
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    Super Cheeky Ass-piring Candy Our super cheeky At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum is totally relatable for those of us who are in ...

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    I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum

    Blue Q
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    Candy Coated Gum For Guys With Built In GPS Our refreshingly crass I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum isn't afraid to tell it like it is. ...

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    Bazooka Throwback Gum

    Nassau Candy
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    Blast from the past! Nostalgic packaging from the classic brand Bazooka! This Bazooka gum "wallet" gets a makeover, retro-style! The mini wallet ...

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    You're Kind Of A Dick Gum

    Blue Q
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    For that Dick in your life - and we ain't talkin' about Richard Our vintage-styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun and unexpected gift you can ...

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    Motherf*cker Better Card Me Gum

    Blue Q
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    Of course, yes, I do have my license! So I've see your little sign that says you card under 45. You can't even imagine what I will do to you if yo...

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    I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole, I Thought You Knew Gum

    Blue Q
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    Everyone Should Carry A Lot Of This Gum Sometimes you have to remind people that you can be an asshole too. That's why it's best to carry our I'm ...

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    Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum

    Blue Q
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    Introducing, our Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum. Since you were a child, everyone's always told you to always be yourself. Thi...

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    Step Aside Coffee Gum

    Blue Q
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    328 reviews

    Coffee... We love you. You're so cute sometimes! Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! Our hilariously irreverent Step Aside Coffee...

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    Hey Bitches Gum

    Blue Q
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    328 reviews

    Bitches + Kittens When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack...

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    You Leave Sparkles Everywhere You Go Gum

    Blue Q
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    334 reviews

    Share A Piece Of This Gum When You Enjoy Someone's Good Vibes Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day... If you for...

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    Shut The Hell Up Gum

    Blue Q
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    334 reviews

    Shut Your Mouth Please Seriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than ...

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    F*ck It Gum

    Blue Q
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    334 reviews

    Pardon Our Fucking French What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'...

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    Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum

    Blue Q
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    334 reviews

    Dialogue with your cat = cat·a·log? Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet! You'll ...

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    Overthinkers Gum

    Blue Q
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    Still thinking about this... I'm just not sure what to write about our Overthinkers Gum. I guess I could maybe talk about why you would want one. ...

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    Cat Butt Gum

    Blue Q
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    Cute As A Butt-on Gum If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass"...

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    Let That Shit Go Gum

    Blue Q
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    Take two deep breaths and call me in the morning. Our thought-provoking and breath freshening Let That Shit Go Gum features the Medicine Buddha enc...

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    Get Along With Your Co-Workers Gum

    Blue Q
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    Your Job Doesn't Suck, Just Your Co-Workers The reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately ...

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    Best Buds Mint Gum

    Blue Q
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    334 reviews

    Guaranteed Good Shit To Share With A Cannabis Loving Buddy The rumors are true... our gum has gone to pot! Our Best Buds Gum has been made with a v...

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    Procrastinate Like There Is A Tomorrow Gum

    Blue Q
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    329 reviews

    Dance like everyone is watching! Our deliciously cheeky Procrastinate Like There Is A Tomorrow Gum is a fun little gift punctuated with minty flavo...

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    F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

    Blue Q
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    Most Prefer A Pretty Lie And This Gum Is An Uncomfortable Truth Unlike a scalding hot cup of covfefe our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave...

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    Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The F*ck Up Is Right For You Gum

    Blue Q
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    Take the doctor's advice! Warning: Side effects may include me being way happier than I was before you shut the fuck up. Includes 8 pieces of cand...

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    Grumpy Old Man Gum

    Blue Q
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    334 reviews

    For crotchety gentleman, young and old Cool down that hot-tempered, complaint-filled mouth with our minty Grumpy Old Man Gum! The fun checker boa...

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    Who's Awesome? You're Awesome! Gum

    Blue Q
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    Great Pick Me Up Candy For Go Getters You are awesome! But, if you don't believe it when we say it, maybe a Beagle puppy will convince you?? If n...

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    Unless You Fell Off The Treadmill Gum

    Blue Q
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    Cleverly attack over-sharing Our Unless You Fell Off The Treadmill Gum is the best way to break it to your overactive, overachieving friends that y...

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    I Hate You Just Kidding Gum

    Blue Q
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    Do you think I'm kidding? Yeah, yeah... wasting time hating someone is like poisoning yourself and expecting the other person to die... or somethin...

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    I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby Gum

    Blue Q
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    You got a problem with that? I'm not embarrassed, I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby For Some Weason... My fur baby, my soulmate, the love o...

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    Eat Sh*t. Seriously, Do Not Mess With Me Today Gum

    Blue Q
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    334 reviews

    Rude + Crude Gum Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now....

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    Happy Gum For Your Crappy Life

    Blue Q
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    328 reviews

    Chew on some cheeky optimism with our Happy Gum for Your Crappy Life Gum Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in den...

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    I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum

    Blue Q
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    For the resilient friend who is well versed in the art of cussingDecorated with equally colorful language our I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum is ...

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    What Are You, Like 100? Birthday Gum

    Blue Q
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    I'm only asking because you look GREAT for your age. Our cheeky What Are You, Like 100? Gum is a fun gift for when you get to the age where trying ...

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    What's It Like Being A Butthead, Butthead? Gum

    Blue Q
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    334 reviews

    Share your knowledge! I'm not too proud to admit that it takes one to know one. Have you considered writing a book? Our What's It Like Being A Butt...

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    My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum

    Blue Q
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    Whatever, Karen. Our snarky My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum is the perfectly absurd rebuttal for when you're too deep into your own (Netfli...

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    I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum

    Blue Q
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    Feeling all philo-sloth-ical and stuff Good times are a plenty with our I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum. Embrace the lazy but amazy attitude ...

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    Sensitive Gums Gum

    Blue Q
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    Life just chews them up and spits them out. If your gums are always second-guessing themselves, our Sensitive Gums Gum is the right gift to chews f...

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