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The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The Circle Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift g...

Super Cheeky Ass-piring Candy Our super cheeky At Least The Couch Thinks I've Got A Great Ass. Gum is totally relatable for those of us who are in ...

Candy Coated Gum For Guys With Built In GPS Our refreshingly crass I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum isn't afraid to tell it like it is. ...

Blast from the past! Nostalgic packaging from the classic brand Bazooka! This Bazooka gum "wallet" gets a makeover, retro-style! The mini wallet ...

For that Dick in your life - and we ain't talkin' about Richard Our vintage-styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun and unexpected gift you can ...

Of course, yes, I do have my license! So I've see your little sign that says you card under 45. You can't even imagine what I will do to you if yo...

Everyone Should Carry A Lot Of This Gum Sometimes you have to remind people that you can be an asshole too. That's why it's best to carry our I'm ...

Introducing, our Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum. Since you were a child, everyone's always told you to always be yourself. Thi...

Coffee... We love you. You're so cute sometimes! Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! Our hilariously irreverent Step Aside Coffee...

Bitches + Kittens When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack...

Share A Piece Of This Gum When You Enjoy Someone's Good Vibes Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day... If you for...

Shut Your Mouth Please Seriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than ...

Pardon Our Fucking French What's my new personal motto you ask? F*CK IT! Pardon my French. With 8 pieces of this delicious fruit flavored gum, you'...

Dialogue with your cat = cat·a·log? Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet! You'll ...

Still thinking about this... I'm just not sure what to write about our Overthinkers Gum. I guess I could maybe talk about why you would want one. ...

Cute As A Butt-on Gum If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass"...

Take two deep breaths and call me in the morning. Our thought-provoking and breath freshening Let That Shit Go Gum features the Medicine Buddha enc...

Your Job Doesn't Suck, Just Your Co-Workers The reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately ...

Guaranteed Good Shit To Share With A Cannabis Loving Buddy The rumors are true... our gum has gone to pot! Our Best Buds Gum has been made with a v...

Dance like everyone is watching! Our deliciously cheeky Procrastinate Like There Is A Tomorrow Gum is a fun little gift punctuated with minty flavo...

Most Prefer A Pretty Lie And This Gum Is An Uncomfortable Truth Unlike a scalding hot cup of covfefe our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave...

Take the doctor's advice! Warning: Side effects may include me being way happier than I was before you shut the fuck up. Includes 8 pieces of cand...

For crotchety gentleman, young and old Cool down that hot-tempered, complaint-filled mouth with our minty Grumpy Old Man Gum! The fun checker boa...

Great Pick Me Up Candy For Go Getters You are awesome! But, if you don't believe it when we say it, maybe a Beagle puppy will convince you?? If n...

Cleverly attack over-sharing Our Unless You Fell Off The Treadmill Gum is the best way to break it to your overactive, overachieving friends that y...

Do you think I'm kidding? Yeah, yeah... wasting time hating someone is like poisoning yourself and expecting the other person to die... or somethin...

You got a problem with that? I'm not embarrassed, I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby For Some Weason... My fur baby, my soulmate, the love o...

Rude + Crude Gum Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now....

Chew on some cheeky optimism with our Happy Gum for Your Crappy Life Gum Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in den...

For the resilient friend who is well versed in the art of cussingDecorated with equally colorful language our I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum is ...

I'm only asking because you look GREAT for your age. Our cheeky What Are You, Like 100? Gum is a fun gift for when you get to the age where trying ...

Share your knowledge! I'm not too proud to admit that it takes one to know one. Have you considered writing a book? Our What's It Like Being A Butt...

Whatever, Karen. Our snarky My Sweatpants Think You're Pathetic Gum is the perfectly absurd rebuttal for when you're too deep into your own (Netfli...

Feeling all philo-sloth-ical and stuff Good times are a plenty with our I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum. Embrace the lazy but amazy attitude ...

Life just chews them up and spits them out. If your gums are always second-guessing themselves, our Sensitive Gums Gum is the right gift to chews f...