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Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The F*ck Up Is Right For You Gum
In stockTake the doctor's advice! Warning: Side effects may include me being way happier than I was before you shut the fuck up. Includes 8 pieces of cand...
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I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum
In stockFeeling all philo-sloth-ical and stuff Good times are a plenty with our I'm So High. It's Awesome. Sloth Gum. Embrace the lazy but amazy attitude ...
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Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum
In stockDialogue with your cat = cat·a·log? Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet! You'll ...
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Here's Your Gift Motherf*cker Gum
In stockThe Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The Circle Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift g...
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You Leave Sparkles Everywhere You Go Gum
In stockShare A Piece Of This Gum When You Enjoy Someone's Good Vibes Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day... If you for...
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Happy Gum For Your Crappy Life
In stockChew on some cheeky optimism with our Happy Gum for Your Crappy Life Gum Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in den...
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Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum
In stockIntroducing, our Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum. Since you were a child, everyone's always told you to always be yourself. Thi...
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Yeah, I'm Old. F*ck You Gum
In stockTalk about a dinosaur! 🦕 Listen here you little, up-to-no-good, whippersnappers! When you get to be this old, you've earned the right to lose the g...
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You're Kind Of A Dick Gum
In stockFor that Dick in your life - and we ain't talkin' about Richard Our vintage-styled You're Kind of a Dick Gum is a fun and unexpected gift you can ...
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Cat Jokes Gum
In stock10 Free Jokes Inside? You've cat to be kitten me!😸 We know, you're probably thinking our Cat Jokes Gum will be littered with jokes about fish and m...
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Eat Sh*t. Seriously, Do Not Mess With Me Today Gum
In stockRude + Crude Gum Hey, it's nothing personal but have a piece of this Eat Shit Gum. Basically what I'm trying to say is to leave me alone right now....
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Dog Jokes Gum
In stockWhat do you call a dog wearing a sweater? A chili dog. 🌭 Our Dog Jokes Gum are guaranteed to provide some top-notch, low-brow, pooch humor for dog ...
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Some People Just Need A High Five To The Face Gum
In stockSome People Just Need a High Five. In the Face. With a Chair. Our cheeky High Five BlueQ gum will help you easily relay your empathy and disdain in...
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Sensitive Gums Gum
In stockLife just chews them up and spits them out. If your gums are always second-guessing themselves, our Sensitive Gums Gum is the right gift to chews f...
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Step Aside Coffee Gum
In stockCoffee... We love you. You're so cute sometimes! Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! Our hilariously irreverent Step Aside Coffee...
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I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole, I Thought You Knew Gum
In stockEveryone Should Carry A Lot Of This Gum Sometimes you have to remind people that you can be an asshole too. That's why it's best to carry our I'm ...
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What Are You, Like 100? Birthday Gum
In stockI'm only asking because you look GREAT for your age. Our cheeky What Are You, Like 100? Gum is a fun gift for when you get to the age where trying ...
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What's It Like Being A Butthead, Butthead? Gum
In stockShare your knowledge! I'm not too proud to admit that it takes one to know one. Have you considered writing a book? Our What's It Like Being A Butt...
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Certified Pain In The Ass Gum
In stockLet them know they're a PITA 🤗 Officially recognize that special nuisance in your life with our Certified Pain In The Ass Gum. They should be proud...
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I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum
In stockFor the resilient friend who is well versed in the art of cussingDecorated with equally colorful language our I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum is ...
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Cat Butt Gum
In stockCute As A Butt-on Gum If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass"...
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Hey Bitches Gum
In stockBitches + Kittens When you whip out your pack of Hey Bitches Gum, you'd better be ready to toss back a box of Pino Grigio! You are calling the pack...
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I Heart Bad Music Gum
In stockDefine the word bad... So, while the Counting Crows may make our ears bleed, you may not be a fan of listening to the Original Annie Soundtrack on ...
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F*ck Me Like The Government Gum
In stockMost Prefer A Pretty Lie And This Gum Is An Uncomfortable Truth Unlike a scalding hot cup of covfefe our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave...
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