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An unusual collection of funny and weird gum!  They also make great stocking stuffers!
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    Bazooka Throwback Gum

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    Blast from the past! Nostalgic packaging from the classic brand Bazooka! This Bazooka gum "wallet" gets a makeover, retro-style! The mini wallet ...

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    Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum

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    Dialogue with your cat = cat·a·log? Just once piece of our Instantly Talk With Your Cat Gum unlocks the dialogue between you and your pet! You'll ...

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    F*ck Me Like The Government Gum

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    Most Prefer A Pretty Lie And This Gum Is An Uncomfortable Truth Unlike a scalding hot cup of covfefe our Fuck Me Like The Government Gum will leave...

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    Get Along With Your Co-Workers Gum

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    Your Job Doesn't Suck, Just Your Co-Workers The reality in the majority of people's lives is that they have to get a job to survive. Unfortunately ...

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    Cat Jokes Gum

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    10 Free Jokes Inside? You've cat to be kitten me!😸 We know, you're probably thinking our Cat Jokes Gum will be littered with jokes about fish and m...

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    Cat Butt Gum

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    Cute As A Butt-on Gum If you've got a lot of attitude to pass around, this gum is just right for you! Includes 8 peppermint pieces of "Kiss My Ass"...

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    Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The F*ck Up Is Right For You Gum

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    Take the doctor's advice! Warning: Side effects may include me being way happier than I was before you shut the fuck up. Includes 8 pieces of cand...

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    I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby Gum

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    You got a problem with that? I'm not embarrassed, I Talk To My Dog Like It's A Wittle Baby For Some Weason... My fur baby, my soulmate, the love o...

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    Certified Pain In The Ass Gum

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    Let them know they're a PITA 🤗 Officially recognize that special nuisance in your life with our Certified Pain In The Ass Gum. They should be proud...

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    I Heart Bad Music Gum

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    Define the word bad... So, while the Counting Crows may make our ears bleed, you may not be a fan of listening to the Original Annie Soundtrack on ...

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    Grumpy Old Man Gum

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    For crotchety gentleman, young and old Cool down that hot-tempered, complaint-filled mouth with our minty Grumpy Old Man Gum! The fun checker boa...

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    Yeah, I'm Old. F*ck You Gum

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    Talk about a dinosaur! 🦕 Listen here you little, up-to-no-good, whippersnappers! When you get to be this old, you've earned the right to lose the g...

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    I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum

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    For the resilient friend who is well versed in the art of cussingDecorated with equally colorful language our I'm A Delicate F*cking Flower Gum is ...

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    Here's Your Gift Motherf*cker Gum

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    The Perfect Present For Someone That's In The Family But Not In The Circle Our Here's Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift g...

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    Some People Just Need A High Five To The Face Gum

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    Some People Just Need a High Five. In the Face. With a Chair. Our cheeky High Five BlueQ gum will help you easily relay your empathy and disdain in...

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    I'm Sorry I Called You An Asshole, I Thought You Knew Gum

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    Everyone Should Carry A Lot Of This Gum Sometimes you have to remind people that you can be an asshole too. That's why it's best to carry our I'm ...

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    DIY Bubble Gum Making Kit

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    Get ready for some sticky gooey fun! Our STEM-worthy, DIY Bubble Gum Making Kit is about the most fun you can have in the kitchen! This kit makes o...

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    Shut The Hell Up Gum

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    Shut Your Mouth Please Seriously. How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP! 8 Cinnamon pieces to chew all at once unless you've got more than ...

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    Happy Gum For Your Crappy Life

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    Chew on some cheeky optimism with our Happy Gum for Your Crappy Life Gum Happy fact #34. It's a proven fact that a happy person is probably in den...

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    You Try Being a Parent, Smartass Gum

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    A loaded statement pack of gum...🐕💩 Parents deal with a lot of crap. Poopy baby diapers, cranky toddlers, tweens who occasionally act like little t...

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    Who's Awesome? You're Awesome! Gum

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    Great Pick Me Up Candy For Go Getters You are awesome! But, if you don't believe it when we say it, maybe a Beagle puppy will convince you?? If n...

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    Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum

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    Introducing, our Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum. Since you were a child, everyone's always told you to always be yourself. Thi...

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    Step Aside Coffee Gum

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    Coffee... We love you. You're so cute sometimes! Now step aside, it's time to bring in the big guns! Our hilariously irreverent Step Aside Coffee...

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    I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum

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    Candy Coated Gum For Guys With Built In GPS Our refreshingly crass I Don't Need Directions, I Have A Penis Gum isn't afraid to tell it like it is. ...

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