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I Love Your Penis, It's The Best Greeting Card
Low stockIt's an outstanding quality you possess! I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by... Made i...
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Ho Ho F*cking Ho! Santa Christmas Card
In stockWhat is the best way to spread Christmas sneer? To chuckle loudly, at our Ho Ho Fucking Ho! Santa Card, for all to hear! This delightfully foul-mou...
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The World is Full of Idiots. Except Us. We Are Awesome Greeting Card
In stockIn computer terms that's an ID10T ( I-D-Ten-T-Error) I've been around the block a few times and I can state, as a fact, that The World is Full of I...
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Kicking Ass + Taking Names Wild Cat Encouragement Card
In stockRawr! 💥🐈⬛📋 Nothing will stand between a cat and its prey, so continue to slay the day, kitties! And while you're at it, pounce on the chance to se...
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OMG! It's Your Birthday Card
In stockDivine birthday wishes from upper management! Even Jesus is excited when you send the OMG! It's Your Birthday Card to your friends! What a surprise...
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Holy Crap! You're Old! But Hey, You're Still Alive Birthday Card
In stockSend them rolling over the hill in laughter (just careful they don't break a hip!) While they may be accustomed to Next-Day Pony Express, our farm-...
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How F*cking Lucky Are We Greeting Card
Low stockThick as thieves The fun and crafty How Fucking Lucky Are We Greeting Card is the perfect card recognizing a special relationship. Old friends, new...
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Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You
In stockIs that damn Mercury in retograde again? Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You! A few rose quartz, a good helping of turqu...
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You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card
In stockThanks a buttload! No ifs, ands, or butts about it, our You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card gets your point across. It’s right in their ...
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May These Crystals Heal The Sh*t Out Of You Greeting Card
In stockHoly shit, I can feel it! Send our May These Crystals Heal The Shit Out Of You Greeting Card to any friend who isn't feeling well or needs some pos...
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Rough Year! Just Grateful Weed is Legal Card
Low stockTimes are tough... but dang, this is some good weed! Happy to take the edge off this last trip around the sun, our Rough Year! Just Grateful Weed i...
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F*ck! Crocodile Encouragement Card
In stockIn a while crocodile This chompy Fuck! Crocodile Encouragement Card kind of gets right to the point. Obviously something just grazed or bumped the ...
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Let's Have A Little Fun Greeting Card
In stockPuff puff pass, this stuff is A-meow-zing! You've already planned the home bound event and now you just have to give the Let's Have A Little Fun An...
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You are Strong, Fearless + Badass, I'm So F*cking Proud Of You Card
In stockYou are f'ing amazing! Not everyone deserves to be gifted with our You are Strong, Fearless + Badass... In Other Words... I'm So F*cking Proud Of Y...
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I Am Soooo Fucking Proud of You Greeting Card
In stockYou are a f'ing rock star in my book! Send our I Am Soooo Fucking Proud of You Greeting Card to let some know how serious you are about how you pro...
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Drink Your Gin +Tonicah! And Have a Happy Chanukah! Card
In stockThis card is so much funukah! Celebrate the festival of lights, on one of its eight crazy nights with our Chanukah Gin + Tonicah Card! (But only i...
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Global Pandemic Covid Birthday Card
In stockLockdowns are all the rage Commiserate and separately celebrate with our cheeky Global Pandemic Birthday Card! While we patiently wait for the roll...
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I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Greeting Card
Low stockIt's just that they scare me... You're going to be a great parent, and that's cool... I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Since you...
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I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies Birthday Card
Low stockGet me my glasses and an ibuprofen... I'm Telling You Kid, Growing Old Ain't For Sissies... Getting older is actually pretty cool with all of the l...
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High Fives 80's Aerobics Greeting Card
In stockYes! High Fives! Brighten someone's day with the High Fives Card. It could be a thank you, get better or just a fun how are you message. Never doub...
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I Miss Your Sweet Ass Greeting Card
In stockI hope to see it and you soon! It's a sweet ass quality you carry so well! Send our favorite thinking of you brazen card to say "hi" and let them ...
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Do No Harm But Take No Sh*t Greeting Card
In stockThe definition of harm can be a little forgiving... Nope, not gonna take bullshit from anyone standing in my way! Our Do No Harm But Take No Shit...
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You're The Shit! Hamster Compliment Card
In stockHammy be hamming it up Ham-stirring the pot, like only a chubby hamster can, our You're the Shit Card Compliment + Thank You Card, delivers a hot s...
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Let's Get Stoned, I Mean Drink Wine Greeting Card
Low stockWeed, cheese and wine... oh my! Our celebratory Let's Get Stoned, I Mean Drink Wine Greeting Card is the perfect birthday card for a close puff-pas...
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Congratulations On Your New Home, And Your Old Furniture! Greeting Card
In stockCongratulations are in order! Our sassy Congratulations On Your New Home, And Your Old Furniture! Greeting Card relishes the truth that we've all h...
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Happy Birthday To A Bad*ss Card
In stockYou're an ass, but in a good way! Our Happy Birthday To A Badass Mother Fucker Card is absolutely not appropriate for your grandma... Even if she i...
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