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    The World is Full of Idiots. Except Us. We Are Awesome Greeting Card

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    In computer terms that's an ID10T ( I-D-Ten-T-Error) I've been around the block a few times and I can state, as a fact, that The World is Full of I...

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    Rough Year! Just Grateful Weed is Legal Card

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    Times are tough... but dang, this is some good weed! Happy to take the edge off this last trip around the sun, our Rough Year! Just Grateful Weed i...

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    Let's Have A Little Fun Greeting Card

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    Puff puff pass, this stuff is A-meow-zing! You've already planned the home bound event and now you just have to give the Let's Have A Little Fun An...

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    You're the F*cking Best As If You Didn't Know Card

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    On the off chance they didn't already know When a simple thank you does not suffice, our You're the F*cking Best As If You Didn't Know Card deliver...

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    OMG! It's Your Birthday Card

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    Divine birthday wishes from upper management! Even Jesus is excited when you send the OMG! It's Your Birthday Card to your friends! What a surprise...

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    Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You

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    Is that damn Mercury in retograde again? Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You! A few rose quartz, a good helping of turqu...

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    I Miss Your Sweet Ass Greeting Card

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    I hope to see it and you soon! It's a sweet ass quality you carry so well! Send our favorite thinking of you brazen card to say "hi" and let them ...

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    You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go F*ck Themselves Greeting Card

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    You are an inspiration! Do you know someone that has a freak flag and loves to fly it high? We do and we just love that about them! Grab a few You ...

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    Wow You're Pretty F*cking Old Birthday Card

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    Welcome to the beginning of the end Send our Wow You're Pretty Fucking Old Birthday Card to laugh and celebrate another year of aging! This works g...

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    Happy Birthday To A Bad*ss Card

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    You're an ass, but in a good way! Our Happy Birthday To A Badass Mother Fucker Card is absolutely not appropriate for your grandma... Even if she i...

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    You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card

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    Thanks a buttload! No ifs, ands, or butts about it, our You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card gets your point across. It’s right in their ...

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    Congratulations On Your New Home, And Your Old Furniture! Greeting Card

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    Congratulations are in order! Our sassy Congratulations On Your New Home, And Your Old Furniture! Greeting Card relishes the truth that we've all h...

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    Do No Harm But Take No Sh*t Greeting Card

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    The definition of harm can be a little forgiving... Nope, not gonna take bullshit from anyone standing in my way! Our Do No Harm But Take No Shit...

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    I Am Soooo Fucking Proud of You Greeting Card

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    You are a f'ing rock star in my book! Send our I Am Soooo Fucking Proud of You Greeting Card to let some know how serious you are about how you pro...

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    5 Rules for Happiness, Or Just Smoke A Little Weed Greeting Card

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    We're stoked about this card! We'ed bet you have a few friends that would totally relate to our 5 Rules for Happiness, Or Just Smoke A Little Weed ...

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    Relax! After All You're The F*cking Birthday Girl Card

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    Shut the door and have some me time! Seriously. Relax! After All You're The Fucking Birthday Girl! You probably haven't had time to pee without i...

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    You Are Such A B*tch! You Don't Look A Day Older Birthday Card

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    Happy Birthday! You look amazing... So if you could just let me know your secret, or your plastic surgeon's business card that would be great! You ...

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    Good News You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card

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    I'm actually feeling much better This delightful and macabre Good News, You're Not Dead Yet Birthday Card is reminding us to always look at the bri...

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    You are Strong, Fearless + Badass, I'm So F*cking Proud Of You Card

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    You are f'ing amazing! Not everyone deserves to be gifted with our You are Strong, Fearless + Badass... In Other Words... I'm So F*cking Proud Of Y...

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    You Can Have Your Cake , After All It's Your F*cking Birthday Card

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    I many even go for seconds... Our You Can Have Your Cake And Eat It Too!!! After All It's Your Fucking Birthday Card perfectly defines that strong ...

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    Kicking Ass + Taking Names Wild Cat Encouragement Card

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    Rawr! 💥🐈‍⬛📋 Nothing will stand between a cat and its prey, so continue to slay the day, kitties! And while you're at it, pounce on the chance to se...

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    You're The Shit! Hamster Compliment Card

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    Hammy be hamming it up Ham-stirring the pot, like only a chubby hamster can, our You're the Shit Card Compliment + Thank You Card, delivers a hot s...

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    Congrats On Your Brand New Poop Machine! Baby Card

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    For shits and baby giggles Because parenthood is a real gas (with lots of wiping ass), our cheeky Poop Machine New Baby Card is just what the stor...

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    Happy F*cking Birthday Bunny

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    Happy birthday, you magnificent son of a bunny! Our Happy Fucking Birthday Bunny may look innocent, but this furball has a mouth as dirty as a pigs...

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