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    Do No Harm But Take No Sh*t Greeting Card

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    The definition of harm can be a little forgiving... Nope, not gonna take bullshit from anyone standing in my way! Our Do No Harm But Take No Shit...

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    Holy Crap! You're Old! But Hey, You're Still Alive Birthday Card

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    Send them rolling over the hill in laughter (just careful they don't break a hip!) While they may be accustomed to Next-Day Pony Express, our farm-...

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    5 Rules for Happiness, Or Just Smoke A Little Weed Greeting Card

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    We're stoked about this card! We'ed bet you have a few friends that would totally relate to our 5 Rules for Happiness, Or Just Smoke A Little Weed ...

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    I Am Soooo Fucking Proud of You Greeting Card

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    You are a f'ing rock star in my book! Send our I Am Soooo Fucking Proud of You Greeting Card to let some know how serious you are about how you pro...

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    Does My Ass Look Fat In This? Santa Christmas Card

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    Have yourself a very cheeky Christmas Our s-ass-y Big Ass Santa Chrisymas Card pokes big fun at the common question heard in households and dressi...

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    I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Greeting Card

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    It's just that they scare me... You're going to be a great parent, and that's cool... I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Since you...

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    Kicking Ass + Taking Names Wild Cat Encouragement Card

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    Rawr! 💥🐈‍⬛📋 Nothing will stand between a cat and its prey, so continue to slay the day, kitties! And while you're at it, pounce on the chance to se...

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    May These Crystals Heal The Sh*t Out Of You Greeting Card

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    Holy shit, I can feel it! Send our May These Crystals Heal The Shit Out Of You Greeting Card to any friend who isn't feeling well or needs some pos...

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    Happy Birthday To A Bad*ss Card

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    You're an ass, but in a good way! Our Happy Birthday To A Badass Mother Fucker Card is absolutely not appropriate for your grandma... Even if she i...

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    Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You

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    Is that damn Mercury in retograde again? Birthday Greetings, May These Crystal Heal The Shit Out Of You! A few rose quartz, a good helping of turqu...

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    I Miss Your Sweet Ass Greeting Card

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    I hope to see it and you soon! It's a sweet ass quality you carry so well! Send our favorite thinking of you brazen card to say "hi" and let them ...

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    I Love Your Penis, It's The Best Greeting Card

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    It's an outstanding quality you possess! I know I've told you hundreds of times what I love about you, but this one may have slipped by... Made i...

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    You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card

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    Thanks a buttload! No ifs, ands, or butts about it, our You Deserve A Big Ass Thank You! Greeting Card gets your point across. It’s right in their ...

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    Congrats On Your Brand New Poop Machine! Baby Card

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    For shits and baby giggles Because parenthood is a real gas (with lots of wiping ass), our cheeky Poop Machine New Baby Card is just what the stor...

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    Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card

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    Olly olly oxen free! Our obnoxiously fun Happy Birthday You Old F*ck Card features that little asshole Billy shouting his birthday message so you c...

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