Favorite Child Snarky Sibling Birthday Card
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Sarcastic birthday greetings from the golden child
Your sibling will squeal with glee, when they open our Snarky Sibling Birthday Card and they realize The Chosen One has decided to bestow upon them irreverent birthday wishes in the cutest way possible. Or they'll just plan on returning your needling greeting with a wet willy or noogy upon your next reunion.
- Front: “Happy Birthday from your parents’ favorite child"
- Inside: Blank for your personal message. May we suggest "just kitten!"
Another brilliant card from the delightfully twisted mind of designer, Maureen Smullen. Illustrating the purrrfect sibling rivalry, this cheeky greeting features a vintage family of kitties gathered around the table, with the adult cat clearly favoring the kitten on the right.
- Meowsures 4.25 inches tall x5.5 inches wide
- Horizontally printed on premium card stock
- Includes sleeve, and envelope
- Made in USA
Designed and printed in the USA! Measures 5.5 inches wide x 4.25 inches tall. It's all fun and games until years of therapy reveal that your parent is a narc and has been playing you against each other for years, oh Golden Child. In the meantime, flaunt your favorite child status with our Snarky Sibling Birthday Card!