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Take No Sh*t, Give No F*cks Greeting Card

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Original price $4.99 - Original price $4.99
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Current price $4.99
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Alaska + Hawaii: Flat rate for all you can ship $23.99. Average transit time of 3 business days.

International: We ship to most countries. Shipping fee is based on weight and dimensions of order. Transit times vary based on your country's customs processing times.

Processing time: All orders ship from our warehouse in Virginia within one business day.


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Orders ship within 1 business day from our warehouse in Virginia. Delivery days are shown during checkout. We offer standard and rush delivery methods.

APO + FPO Addresses

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Alaska + Hawaii

We offer a flat rate of $23.99 for all you can ship to Alaska and Hawaii.

International Shipping

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60 Day Returns

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If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you may return your purchse with 60 days of receiving your order. (view full return policy)

There's too much right about this!

Seriously though, if everyone just exchanged our Take No Sh*t, Give No F*cks Greeting Card the world could be so much more beautiful. People might not get so bent out of shape over every little thing and could let stuff roll off their backs. Sometimes we all need a reminder not to put up with poor treatment or worry about the things in life that aren't important... oh yeah and swear words are fun!

  • Front: Take No Sh*t, Give No F*cks
  • Inside: Blank for personal message

We all need to remember this motto: Take no Sh*t. Give no F*cks. Life can be so much more stress-free when we adopt this philosophy. Great card for graduates... it's that gift that keeps on giving!

  • Good life advice
  • Printed on premium card stock
  • Includes sleeve and envelope
  • Made in USA

Card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches and comes in a plastic sleeve with matching envelope. Professionally printed on satin premium card stock. Our Take No Sh*t, Give No F*cks Greeting Card is designed and printed in the USA!

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