Trying Not To Drop F-Bombs Greeting Card
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Bombs away, take cover!
Give our snarky Trying Not To Drop F-Bombs Greeting Card to that friend or co-worker that's trying to keep it clean. It's hard when you're juggling F-bombs and life has you walking a tightrope. Eventually one... or all will drop with a thunderous boom!
- Front: Trying to to drop F-bombs...
- Inside: Blank for personal message
Some days you try hard to not drop those F-bombs. But many of us just don't succeed, despite great efforts.
- Printed on premium card stock
- Includes sleeve and envelope
- Made in USA
Card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches and comes in a plastic sleeve with matching envelope. Professionally printed on satin premium card stock. Our Trying Not To Drop F-Bombs Greeting Card is designed and printed in the USA!