You're Old Enough To Break A Hip Birthday Card
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Electric scooter! What could go wrong?
Celebrate friends birthdays with our You're Old Enough To Break A Hip Birthday Card. Who cares if we're 40, 50, 60+ years old... we can still yearn for adventure and want to do dumb things. That can go from skydiving to eating too much cheese, right?
- Front: Happy Birthday! You're still young enough to do dumb things but old enough to break a hip!
- Inside: Blank for fun personal message
Ahhh, that lovely time of life where we can still do dumb things, but still break a hip. Remind the birthday person that they are no longer invincible. They'll surely thank you for it, right? Of course.
- Printed on premium card stock
- Includes sleeve and envelope
- Made in USA
Card measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches and comes in a plastic sleeve with matching envelope. Professionally printed on satin premium card stock. Our You're Old Enough To Break A Hip Birthday Card is designed and printed in the USA!