Ridiculous Gifts

Bacon Bandages for your Boo Boo's! Bacon goes perfect with eggs... and now bloody messes you made when you weren't looking where you were walking! ...

Unleash your inner Napoleon Dynamite Bring the fun of your favorite recess game to the office with our Desktop Tetherball Game! Studies show that h...

Oh, heavens! Your clothes are covered in pet hair again! Time for some divine intervention! Our hilarious Holy Roller Lint Roller is ready to help ...

Be more like Squirrel in Underpants. Have the decency to cover up your junk funk. It might seem weird at first, but if you think about it, squirrel...

This game blows...🐡 sushi! 🍣😋 Waiting for your delicious hand-rolled sushi order can be torture. And everyone knows it's rude to break out your cel...

It’s a goat emergency! This Emergency Goat Sound Machine lets you have the power of goats when you need it! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Grea...

Purr-fectly realistic cat noises! Our hiss-terical Emergency Cat Sounds noisemaker is there for you in the moments when you wish your furry best f...

Every fowl morning is a chicken emergency Our fowl Emergency Chicken Sound Machine fills in when a real (or rubber) chicken would be too much. The ...

Automated dismay Our meh Disappointed Sigh Sound Machine makes sure that no annoyance goes unacknowledged ever again. Four sighs include a male, fe...

Always have the audience your jokes deserve! Enjoy having an audience in the palm of your hand with our pocket sized Instant Audience Sound Machine...

Ice cream truck, shmice cream truck... we'll take a truck filled with delicious crunchy tacos any day! Meals are always more delicious when the com...

Anyone up for a game of faceball? The nose is the most neglected muscle in your body. That's why our Nose Aerobics Basketball is the next big thi...

What the cluck?! Did you spend a few days of your life trying to get a new Popeye's Spicy Chicken sandwich? We feel for ya! The most amazing thing...

Laughter and sleep are the best medicine... 🤪😴 So why not combine the two?! For those days when you can barely keep your eyes open, our Googly Eye...

Take finger tapping to new heights! Feel like you're working your fingers to the bone? Give 'em a break from doing all of the heavy lifting. Instea...

It's just that they scare me... You're going to be a great parent, and that's cool... I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Since you...

Decorate your temple gardens to appease the gods! Bring the sophistication of the Louvre into your home with our Mini Classical Statues for Plant P...

These nuts actually smell good! Encourage guys to defunk their junk with deez nuts! Our hilarious Wash Your Nuts Soap-On-A-Rope is guaranteed to ma...

Babies can learn to count while doing reps! Our Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle turns junior into a bench-pressin' body-builder! Never be embarrassed by...

You're probably thinking... what in the actual cluck?? But we're going to put our neck right out and say that our Emotional Support Chicken is ever...