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We believe in offering you the best products at great prices, and this sale is no exception. Our goal is to make your shopping experience even more delightful with remarkable discounts on a wide range of our favorite products. These markdowns end soon, or when they sell out... whichever comes first!
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    Pink Flamingo Keychain With LED + Sound

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    Flaming-go where no other flamingo has gone before! 🧳🦩 Pink flamingos don't just look great in your front yard... they look fantastic hanging in yo...

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    Re-Gifted Limited Edition Christmas Candle

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    Let the smell of Christmas Past get you into the mood for re-gift giving! Perfectly presented for re-gift giving, our vintage-styled (and totally ...

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    Hot Salted Sriracha 55% Dark Chocolate Bar

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    Don't miss out on this spicy love affair... with chocolate! Spice up your Valentine's Day with a Hot Salted Sriracha 55% Dark Chocolate Bar! Imagin...

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    Smells Like Christmas Happy Holidays Card

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    Bring a touch of weird whimsy to your holiday season with our "Smells Like Christmas" greeting card. Renowned for his distinct blend of humor and n...

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    Calm Your Tits! Bird Mug

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    Feeling stressed out? Need a good laugh? This mug is the tits! 🐦 Our naturally punny Calm Your Tits Bird Mug will look great perched on your desk...

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    These Were A Gift Socks

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    Not a ✨glimmer✨ of a chance they'll forget these were a gift! Add a sparkle to their step with our These Were A Gift Socks! Do you know how they'll...

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    #1 Dishwasher Foam Finger Kitchen Sponge

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    Not a fan of doing the dishes?Make household chores a team sport with our #1 Foam Finger Kitchen Sponge! It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it...

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    Naughty Pooping Elf Stocking Stuffer Candy

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    Christmas poop! This cheeky little elf is causing mischief in the North Pole again! This time, he’s snuck into Santa Claus’ private bathroom and bl...

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    Chill Out Fishbowl Eye Mask

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    It doesn't get much betta than this! 🐠 Life can be exhausting. Make time for some rest and relaxation underneath the see with our convincingly real...

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    Magic Crystal Ball

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    See into your future! Our mystifying Magic Crystal Ball brings a touch of magic to your office or home. Wave your hand over the mini 3 inch glass c...

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    I Love You More Than A 90's Sitcom Relationship Card

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    [Filmed in front of a live studio audience] Our canned-laughter worthy I Love You More Than a 90's Sitcom Greeting Card is appropriate whether you...

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    Baked Beans Roll O’ Notes

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    Bean, beans, and more beans! Our Baked Beans Roll O’ Notes are your secret ingredient to adding a dash of humor to your daily scribbles! Disguised ...

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    Mini Bob Ross By The Numbers Painting Kit

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    There's nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend. Our teeny tiny Mini Bob Ross by the Numbers Painting Kit will encourage you to discover the j...

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    Party Poopers Plunger Cocktail Picks

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    Get the Party Started with a Splash of Humor! Hey there, potty mouths! Plunge into a whole new level of weird with Party Poopers Plunger Cocktail P...

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    Instant Winter Snow

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    Make your own Yeti habitat! Our Instant Winter Snow is here to save the day! It's quite possible that snowbody loves snow days more than we do! Ho...

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    You Look Tasty T-Rex Relationship Card

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    Ohhh here she comes. Watch out boy she'll chew you up! She's a maneater baby! Our deliciously fun You Look Tasty T-Rex Card is dying to meat you an...

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    Good Fortune Chopstick

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    What more could you wonton? This fortune cookie is the luckiest kind to have - its soft silicone construction holds your chopsticks at just the rig...

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    Lots O' Noodles Roll O’ Notes

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    No soup for you! Introducing the quirky scribbler's delight - Lots O' Noodles Roll O' Notes! Fooled ya, didn't we? No soup for you, but heaps of fu...

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    Did It Hurt? Relationship Card

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    Just scraped my knees a bit... Our devilish, "Did It Hurt? When You Clawed Your Way Up From Hell" Greeting Card is perfect for that girlfriend that...

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    Doppelganger Celebrity Party Game

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    Who is your celebrity Doppelganger? Doppelganger is a hilarious new party game of comparing your friends and family to the famous and infamous! Fea...

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    Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm

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    Keep your lips nice and juicy.Our old fashioned, lip-smacking Lip Shit Watermelon Tangerine Lip Balm is the best! So why mess with the rest? You mi...

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    Kawaii Cross-Stitch Kit

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    Fruitie cutie craft! Our adorable Kawaii Cross-Stitch Kit gives kawaii fans everywhere all the materials to stitch super-cute designs! The designs ...

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    Light Up Pink Flamingo Bath Buddy

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    This isn't your grandma's lawn ornament! Ever thought your bath-time was missing some flamboyant flair? Dive (we mean safely step) into a bath fill...

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    Survived Another Christmas With The Family Award Ribbon

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    Because let's face it, surviving the holidays with your family deserves a medal, or at least a ribbon! You've braved the endless political debates,...

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