Lord Almighty! Jesus sure has some righteous moves!
Our Dancing with Jesus: Mini Bobbling Figurine + Book is truly a God send!
Are your dance moves unrighteous? Do you refrain from getting down, lest others judge you cruelly? Fear not. This is your come-to-Jesus moment and salvation is at hand! For He is about to teach you a host of miraculous moves!
Consider this your personal book of revelation. It's a series of easy-to-do steps inspired by words and deeds of the original Lord of the Dance, Jesus of Nazareth
Your kit includes:
- One 3 inch tall dancing Jesus bobbling figurine with suction cup base
- 48-page illustrated mini book including 10 dance moves with how-to instructions, along with the inspiration for each dance hilariously derived from Jesus’s life and teachings
- Illustrated conga line of Apostles as a backdrop to display with your figurine
You can attach your Dancing Jesus bobble buddy to your dashboard, desk, or virtually anywhere you could use some peace and tranquility - or to just bring a smile to your face. Whenever you need a dance partner, Jesus will always rise to the occasion.
Jesus was an inspiration to generations. Let him inspire you. Not just to be a better person, but by following in his foot steps to be a better dancer. Get ready to shake, rattle, and atone!
Box measures a tiny 3 inches x 2 inches x 3.5 inches. Adapted from the wildly popular Dancing with Jesus Book by Sam Stall, our Dancing with Jesus: Mini Bobbling Figurine + Book is a fun Christmas or Easter gift!
Everyone should have this guy on their car dash!
So I have this friend and we were discussing the "white Jesus" phenomenon. I figured what BETTER way to commemorate the weirdness of white Jesus than with DANCING white Jesus???
A friend of mine got this as a gift and we laughed for a good 15 minutes at all the different dances in the booklet. Then I gave it to a friend and she sent me a video of her dancing with him. The bobble head is hysterical! I'm sorry if anyone is offended by this, but it is all in good fun.