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Smitten Kitten

Bold Greeting Cards with a Dash of Daring!

Smitten Kitten has carved a niche with greeting cards that blend swearing and audacious designs, perfect for those looking to make a bold statement. Whether you're in search of cheeky greeting cards with a twist or a dash of shocking design flair, Smitten Kitten is your go-to. Dive into their world where taboo meets tasteful and let your sentiments stand out!

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    Go Shawty! It's Sherbert-Day! Birthday Card

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    Sherbert-ly the best day ever! Celebrate birthdays with a splash of fun and flavor with our Go Shawty! It's Sherbert-Day! birthday card! So darn cu...

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    You're Way Too Pretty To Deal With This Crap Sympathy Card

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    Curveballs, smurveballs... you're fantastic! Our supportive and funny You're Way Too Pretty To Deal With This Crap Greeting Card is where heartfelt...

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    Happy Coming Out Of Your Mom's Vagina Day Birthday Card

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    You probably didn't expect to think about your mom's hoo hoo today! Get ready to inject a dose of wonderfully awkward into your gift-giving game! ...

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    You're The Kitties' Titties Friendship Card

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    Even better than the cat's meow Our hiss-terical You're the Kitties' Titties Greeting Card features two members of the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee m...

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    I Hope You Like The Gift You Told Me to Get You Christmas Card

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    Surprise! There's no shame in your game! A wink and nod to your pre-planned gift exchange, our cheeky Hope You Like The Gift You Told Me to Get Y...

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    You're The Baddest Bitch I Know Friendship Card

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    A paw'sh greeting for the Ultimate Bitch Supreme. Our cheeky You're the Baddest Bitch I Know Greeting Card will allow you to humorously show admira...

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    Oh Holey Night Christmas Card

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    Donut you know, Christmas is always near? Sprinkle a little holiday cheer over the holi-glaze with our Oh Holey Night Card Christmas Card! A delici...

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    Let's Gather And Eat Our Feelings Christmas Card

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    Pass the mashed potatoes again please... Get ready to sleigh the holiday season with a greeting card that's as retro-cool as Grandma's eggnog recip...

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    You Better Watch Out! Sinister Santa Christmas Card

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    He sees you when you're sleeping... And that should scare the crap out of you! Our horrifically funny You Better Watch Out Christmas Card features...

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    Happy Holidaze Christmas Card

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    Because the Christmas tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year! Weed wish you a Merry Christmas, but you’d probably forget. Send our unbe-w...

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    I'm So F*cking Sorry The Universe Is Being A Dick Card

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    Now is just as a good time as any for using the F word. Share your heartfelt condolences with our carefully crafted and very candid sympathy greeti...

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    Bless The Little Baby Cheeses Christmas Card

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    Praise Cheesus! The perfect holiday card does exist! Spread gouda cheer this Christmas season with our pun-tabulous, “Bless the Little Baby Cheeses...

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    You're How Old? Bitch Please Birthday Card

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    Another birthday? You've got to be kitten! When it just doesn't seem paw-sible, our You're How Old? Bitch Please Card will purrfectly deliver your ...

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    On Fleek Navidad Christmas Card

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    Lettuce pray... Wish your familiares y amigos a blessed Christmas that is as delicious as their favorite street taco and as stylishly festive as ou...

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    Shit Just Got Real Kitten Friendship Card

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    Litter-ally. It's fur real. The soul-piercing eyes of this adorable bundle of responsibility convey that Shit Just Got Real. It's the purrfect gree...

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    You're Not Old You're Vintage Birthday Card

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    Who are you calling old? Birthday grrrrrl, you're barking up the wrong tree! Extremely pup-ular amongst dog lovers, our You're Not Old You're Vinta...

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